[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by GRiT

A man. It's greek saying or something. Oedipus I think. A man crawls as a baby, walks as a man and walks with a stick when old. The morning, noon and evening are metaphors for ages.

Am I right?

Yes its the Riddle of the Sphinx

In Greek mythology, the Sphinx sat outside of Thebes and asked this riddle of all travelers who passed by. If the traveler failed to solve the riddle, then the Sphinx killed him/her. And if the traveler answered the riddle correctly, then the Sphinx would destroy herself.
Oedipus solved the riddle, and the Sphinx destroyed herself.

I studied this at school...... very inserting play actually. Its where Freud got his Oedipus theory

[Corkie]

Don't know if you've this one but...

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

[Bells]

I've pretty much heard all of them or got them so far, except the yellow and smells like paint one!

I'm normally crap at riddles as well..

So the yellow and smells like paint one.. yellow paint??

[Bells]

Originally posted by Corkie
Don't know if you've this one but...

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

Because she photoshoots him? As in.. takes a picture. Then takes it to the developing room, holds the picture under water and hangs it.

Then they go for dinner.

I'm probably talking rubbish though... but it was worth a go!

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Corkie
Don't know if you've this one but...

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

She took a picture of him then developed the photo

[Legend]

Haha yeah, yellow paint.

HINT: Most of mine don't take much brain power, they're always stupid.

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Legend
Ye who has lil faith.

Come on, what's yellow and smells like paint?

the dulux dog's p***.

[Bells]

OMG I'm getting all these riddles.

Normally takes me ages!

[Lauren]

Most would have probably heard this, and if you have - don't say the secret of it It's not so much a riddle....


Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister?

[The_Hitman]

Originally posted by Lauren

Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister?

Because she was a Danielle Lloyd fan?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by The_Hitman

Because she was a Danielle Lloyd fan?

Got it in one

Haha, but there is another answer... Lmao.

[Legend]

I think somebody is using my thread to practice their comedy skills.

Please don't when it involves Danielle, and Lauren, don't encourage him.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Legend
I think somebody is using my thread to practice their comedy skills.

Please don't when it involves Danielle, and Lauren, don't encourage him.

But... Fiiiiiine then.

[Bells]

No you're right Lauren - this isn't a riddle. I think I have heard it before, so I know the answer (shocker. )

You don't want me to say though, do you?

[J.C.]

There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

[Emilee]

ermm... hmm....

[Lauren]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
No you're right Lauren - this isn't a riddle. I think I have heard it before, so I know the answer (shocker. )

You don't want me to say though, do you?

Haha, well no-ones guessing so go ahead

Oh and by the way, I chose the right answer, therefore I'm a psychopath

[Lauren]

Originally posted by J.C.
There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

Jump on a lily pad? Lmao.

[Bells]

I think the answer is she killed her sister because she wanted to see if the guy she liked turned up at her sister's funeral as well!

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Lauren

Jump on a lily pad? Lmao.

Not possible for this particular frog.

[The_Hitman]

Napoleone di Buonaparte

[Lauren]

Originally posted by J.C.
There is a pond,and right dead in the middle of this pond is a frog on an island .The nearest land is 4ft. away but all frogs can only leap 3ft.and this frog can`t swim .What can he do???

Is the frog dead?

[J.C.]

Originally posted by Lauren

Is the frog dead?

I knew you would get this

[Lauren]

Originally posted by J.C.

I knew you would get this

Woooo!! My first ever correct riddle

[lily.]

Originally posted by Lauren
Most would have probably heard this, and if you have - don't say the secret of it It's not so much a riddle....


Scenario...At her mother's funeral, a woman meets a guy and falls in love with him instantly. However, she never got his name, number or any other information about him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister.

Question...Why did she kill her sister?

James Patterson fan eh?