[Vicky.]

Hide under my duvet. Because a duvet is clearly strong enough to save me from something thats going to eat me alive

I actually have paranoia in the night, always think I hear someone coming up the stairs and always imagine some big hairy dud with a knife. Unfortunately I am no longer allowed to cower in terror as I think kids room is closest to stairs so he would do them first, so every night, without fail...at least once I get up thinking I am about to be murdered and am prepared to push some invisible bad guy down the siars..and end up sitting watching them sleep for a few mins then shuffling back off to be feeling stupid. But this is constant :S

[Jordan.]

This happens to me every night and it turns out to be my cat

[Novo]

Why would it be slurping

[Josy]

Originally Posted by NovoBaratheon

Why would it be slurping

It's big ol horrible mouth is watering at the thought of eating you

[ArgyESC]

This



or this

[Novo]

sounds like a chat up line that Kizzy would use on Caitlin

[Josy]

Sounds more like your style now that I think of it.

[thesheriff443]

Change my preferences on the dating web site.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Change my preferences on the dating web site.