[Mystic Mock]

8:30 AM

The alarm is ringing off in the Bedroom with really loud baby crying.

Darnell goes rushing upto one of the cameras in the top corner of the door to the Living Room.

Darnell: "Okay House Watcher you can ****ing stop this god awful noise now!"

Darnell carries on getting louder and louder as the alarm won't stop.

Darnell: "We're all awake!"

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will all Housemates wake up."

Darnell: "But we are all awake!"

Darnell is going red in the face through sheer anger.

Lois: "Calm down Darnell, I think that Thomas is still asleep."

Darnell goes over to Thomas and Scarlett's bed, Scarlett looking scared of Darnell as she knows what's about to happen.

Darnell: "Thomas wake the **** up! Seriously!"

Thomas's sluggish as he's got a hangover from last night boozing it up.

Thomas: "What's going on?"

Darnell: "The alarm has been going off."

Thomas: "Was it my fault?"

Darnell: "Yes!"

Darnell storms out of the Bedroom in sheer anger.

Thomas: "What's his problem?"

Lois: "Just ignore him."

Samantha is in the Diary Room.

Samantha: "I'm liking everybody in the house so far bar Sayid. He goes up to me in the Bedroom and says "do my breakfast" like I'm he's cook or something, I know that he's from a backwards Religion but do not bring those views forward to me or there will be a serious problem going forward."

House Watcher: "Which Housemates are you liking the most so far?"

Samantha: "Probably Derek, Ash, Michael, and Darnell."

11:33 AM

Kieran, Lois, and Samantha are sitting in the Living Room.

Samantha: "Why do you talk black Kieran?"

Kieran: "What do you mean by talking black?"

Lois: "I think she means the Jamaican accent."

Kieran: "Oh that's been because I've lived in urban areas all my life, you talk how your friends talk I tend to find."

Samantha: "That is true."

Lois: "What did you think of Darnell's behaviour earlier?"

Kieran: "I can understand him to be fair, Thomas shouldn't be staying up so late that he sleeps through the alarm."

Lois: "I don't approve of Darnell's temper, he reacted to someone not waking up in what Darnell approves of. I don't know if I want to live with him going forward if that's how he behaves."

Darnell, Paul, Thomas, Scarlett, Sandy, Derek, and Ash are all out in the Garden with Water Pistols in their hands.

Darnell: "I can't believe that these were allowed in the house."

Paul: "Who cares about why they let us have them, let's just enjoy it."

The 7 of them all go really crazy to the point of Thomas falls in the pool.

Thomas: "****ing bastards."

They all start laughing.

Sandy: "Thank god it weren't me swimming in Thomas's cum."

Kieran, Samantha, and Lois are still in the Living Room.

Kieran: "I wonder how long the fun will last?"

Lois: "Hopefully the whole duration."

Samantha: "I give it two to three more days at most."

Kieran: "I love the optimism Samantha."

Kieran starts laughing.

2:51 PM

Rachel, Michael, and Kieran are in the Kitchen.

Michael: "What area of Birmingham do you live in Kieran?"

Kieran: "Kingstanding."

Michael: "****ing hell that's rough."

Kieran: "I know, where do you live?"

Michael: "Aston. I'm probably the only white in the village."

They both start laughing.

Rachel: "You're in ISIS territory down there Michael, you should seriously get out of there."

Michael: "I have too many friends down there to leave."

Rachel: "You'll explode down there if you don't move, excuse the pun."

Michael: "Not every Asian person is a terrorist though to be fair."

Rachel: "Well don't say I didn't warn you."

Derek and Sandy are having a chat in the Living Room.

Derek: "So what Music do you like?"

Sandy: "I'm into Pop to be honest, stuff like Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and Emeli Sande."

Derek: "Whitney's cover of I'll Always Love You was good, inferior to the original in my view, but I did like it."

Sandy: "I'll Always Love You is Whitney's song isn't it."

Derek starts laughing for a few minutes.

Derek: "No it was originally sung by Dolly Parton."

Sandy: "Who's Dolly Parton?"

Derek: "A country singer."

Sandy: "Oh she's the plastic one?"

Derek: "Umm... Yeah the plastic one."

Sandy: "Do you watch any TV Shows?"

Derek: "Yeah I love my Animated Comedies, in particular South Park and Futurama used to be brilliant."

Sandy: "Yeah I like South Park actually, especially Butters."

Derek: "I'm more into Eric Cartman myself, but I do love Butters, especially with Cartman."

Sandy: "What's your favourite episode?"

Derek: "Scott Tenorman Must Die, absolute classic, especially the ending."

Sandy: "I do love that episode, but my favourite episode is probably Grounded Vindaloop, it was just so funny and interesting."

Derek: "It reminded me very much of Inception."

Sandy: "What's Inception?"

Derek: "The Movie starring Leonardo Di Caprio?"

Sandy: "Oh yes now I remember it."

Awkward silence ensued.

7:14 PM

Scarlett is in the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "Hello Scarlett."

Scarlett: "Hello House Watcher. I just want to say that I think I'm in love with Thomas, he looks exactly like my Brother I think that's why I'm such good friends with him as it's nice to have a reminder of home."

House Watcher: "Is there anyone else that you're getting on with."

Scarlett: "There's a few people in here that are okay, but overall I just don't bond with them as much as I do with Thomas, we just can talk much more with each other than with anyone else like."

Darnell and Thomas are in the Living Room.

Darnell: "I'm starting to feel bored in this place already and it's only day 2."

Thomas: "With me around I'll make sure you won't get bored I promise. More stuff like the Water Pistol stuff should keep us going for the duration, and also the show will give us tasks to do otherwise we would all end up killing each other."

Darnell: "You do have a point actually."

Thomas: "When don't I?"

Paul is in the Toilet talking to the cameras.

Paul: "Listen the great British public, this is a game show where you have to play dirty to win, and I will push people's buttons with pranks that will show you just how truly selfish and vile these people really are. I'm not a nice person and I'm gonna be upfront with you all about it, but my mission will be to expose the fakes in a very entertaining matter, and I'm sure by the end of it you will agree with me and cast me as the winner."

Paul then puts some of his own clothes down the Toilet.

The end of Episode 2.

[Mystic Mock]

8:45 AM

Housemates are getting up out of bed.

Paul opens up his suitcase to get some clothes out to find that alot of them is missing due to him flushing them down the Toilet last night.

Paul: "Where's my clothes gone?"

Justine goes up to Paul.

Justine: "Excuse me!?"

Paul: "My clothes are not in the suitcase."

Tracey comes over to Justine and Paul.

Tracey: "What's going on?"

Paul: "My clothes are not in my suitcase."

Tracey: "Are you sure that somebody isn't washing them?"

Paul: "No they was in here last night, has anyone been over here last night that you can think of?"

Justine and Tracey both say no.

Darnell goes into the Toilet to discover the clothes in the dirty Toilet.

Darnell: "Who's idea was this?"

Paul, Justine, and Tracey all go into the Toilet.

Darnell: "Was it one of you guys!?"

Darnell looking furious.

Paul: "No but these are my clothes."

Darnell: "So someone deliberately threw your clothes in the Toilet?"

Paul starts crying making everyone in the Toilet with him feel terrible.

Darnell: "Who would be so cruel?"

Tracey: "I think it's just a prank gone wrong, I bet it was Thomas or Ash that did it."

Justine: "Darnell me and you should go into the Diary Room to ask the House Watcher who did this to Paul."

Darnell: "It's for the best as we need to get cleaning appliances to get his clothes out properly."

Justine: "Stay with Paul, Tracey."

Darnell and Justine run into the Diary Room.

Ash and Thomas are in the Living Room which isn't far away from the Diary Room.

Ash: "What's going on with them two?"

Thomas: "She's probably off giving him a blowjob."

Ash and Thomas both start laughing.

Darnell and Justine are in the Diary Room.

Justine: "House Watcher you have footage of what happened to Paul's clothes don't you?"

House Watcher: "Yes."

Justine: "So you know who put his clothes in the Toilet?"

House Watcher: "Yes."

Darnell: "Hurry this up I need a ****."

Darnell looking uncomfortable on the Diary Room seat.

Justine: "So can you tell me who put Paul's clothes in the Toilet?"

House Watcher: "House Watcher will supply Paul with new clothes."

Justine: "That doesn't answer my question."

House Watcher: "House Watcher cannot grass up people's actions in the game, unless it's about discussing nominations."

Darnell: "Can you at least give us a Toilet Brush that actually works?"

Darnell pulling strained facial expressions.

House Watcher: "The Toilet Brush that the House Watcher has supplied you is sufficient enough."

Darnell: "Well I beg to differ."

Darnell struggling to hold his Poo in.

Justine: "You're very nebulous House Watcher, give us some clearer details about what happened to Paul's clothes, you're letting bullies get off with bad behaviour otherwise."

Darnell: "Yeah you're being nebubus."

Justine: "It's nebulous."

Darnell: "And that."

The Diary Room went silent for a whole minute.

Justine: "Forget it they're not gonna help us, let's go Darnell."

Darnell: "I feel like I'm having a pregnancy."

Justine: "Oh you're so wrong."

Darnell and Justine come back out of the Diary Room to Paul arguing on Samantha and Sayid.

Justine: "What's going on?"

Samantha: "This idiot is defending Sayid who keeps calling me woman instead of my actual name all because he thinks I destroyed his clothes."

Paul: "You was the last person I can think of who was near my Suitcase last night."

Sayid: "And Samantha is my inferior, she should cook my meals for me, and wash my clothes."

Samantha: "**** off Sayid."

Sayid: "Don't tell me to **** off you stupid ****ing ****."

Paul: "You need to respect Sayid's culture alot more Samantha."

Samantha: "You're honestly saying that to me after he just called me the C word? You're being seriously pathetic today Paul."

Paul: "Excuse me! How would you like having your clothes flushed down the Toilet!?"

Sayid: "Leave the slut to her own devices."

Darnell: "Hey! That's not okay Sayid."

Sayid: "Oh look the Coconut's speaking."

Darnell: "If you're not careful I'll poo on you."

Justine: "Everybody calm down!"

Justine's voice bellowed across the whole house.

Justine: "Paul you shouldn't be taking out your frustrations on Samantha. Sayid your whole attitude needs to change in this house, and Samantha don't bite so easily."

Paul starts crying making everybody feel awful.

Paul: "You're right Justine, I'm sorry Samantha for the way that I've talked to you."

He then runs to Samantha who gives him a hug.

Samantha: "It's okay Paul, it's Sayid who I have an issue with."

Sayid: "Let's put aside our differences for a second, who do we think has done this to Paul?"

Tracey comes into the Living Room.

Tracey: "I personally think that Thomas did a prank gone wrong as he's saw Paul's reaction and is too scared to come forward, his face when I told him what had happened was a face of fear."

11:34 AM

Diana is in the Diary Room to collect the task sheet.

Diana then comes out of the Diary Room and into the Living Room to read the rules of the task to the whole house.

Diana: "Okay the rules this week are as followed. Housemates will hold have their feet on the bottom bar, and their hands on top of the top bar, they'll be silver if anyone is interested in the details. The task will be setup in the Garden, and whoever is the last to fall off the bar will be immune from this week's eviction."

The whole house has gasped.

Thomas shouts out this sentence to Ash and Scarlett.

Thomas: "So one of us better win this then."

The task has been setup, the Housemates are ready.

12:26 PM

Darnell, Ash, and Scarlett have already fell off the bars.

Thomas is struggling.

Thomas: "****ing hell I thought that I'd do better at this."

Ash: "Just don't focus on the task, think of the happiest time in your life."

Thomas: "That would be me wanking off to Scarlett."

Everyone went silent for a second, you could've heard a pin drop.

Ash: "Sure, I was thinking about not shouting it out for everyone to hear."

12:51 PM

Derek and Rachel have both fallen off.

Darnell: "Not bad for old farts."

Darnell starts laughing.

Derek: "There's still some life in us old dogs yet, even Sayid is fighting for immunity quite well."

Sandy slips off not long afterwards.

Michael: "That's bad luck Sandy."

Sandy looks pissed off.

2:11 PM

Sayid, Justine, Tracey, and Kieran have fallen off. Leaving just Michael, Thomas, Diana, Lois, Samantha, and Paul still in the race for immunity.

Thomas: "I can't hold on much longer."

Thomas falls off the bars.

Diana: "I give up to."

Diana falls off the bars.

Paul: "We're dropping off like it's Saw."

Lois falls off the bars.

Paul: "What the hell is going on?"

5:45 PM

Michael, Paul, and Samantha are still holding onto the bars.

Rachel: "We're gonna be here all day and night at this rate."

Rachel increasingly getting frustrated.

Paul drops off the bars.

Michael: "Are you happy Rachel!?"

Rachel looks awkward on her seat after Michael's comment.

6:27 PM

Michael falls off and Samantha has won immunity.

They all run over to Samantha to wish her congratulations.

House Watcher: "Samantha, you have won immunity from this week's eviction."

Samantha: "Yes."

House Watcher: "Now you get two choices."

Everyone looks nervous after that comment.

House Watcher: "You give yourself a nice takeaway of your choice, or you can go for the luxury shopping budget to give everybody a treat. It's up to you Samantha."

To be continued in Episode 4.

[Mystic Mock]

6:35 PM

Samantha: "I choose to have the treat for myself."

Sayid, Thomas, Scarlett, and Rachel all shout "what!"

House Watcher: "That means this week Samantha gets a Takeaway of her choosing, and the rest of the Housemates will live on basic rations for this week."

Sayid goes right up in Samantha's face.

Sayid: "Who the **** do you think you are!? Starving us all for your own selfish needs."

Samantha: "And you're getting aggressive at a woman who you're three times older than."

Paul: "It's a game Sayid, if you can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen."

Sayid: "Who's side are you on?"

Paul: "Samantha's."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Sayid please come to the Diary Room.

Sayid: "What for now!?"

Sayid slowly walks towards the Diary Room.

Kieran: "I just don't get how you could do this to us all Samantha, I'd honestly never dream of doing something like that."

Samantha: "Well good for you."

Darnell: "You guys are blowing it out of proportion anyway as you don't like Samantha, if it was Ash doing it you guys wouldn't bat an eyelid."

Ash: "Why am I being brought into it for."

Darnell: "Because I'm trying to show these guys their own hypocrisy."

Thomas: "And who are you to say what we should think?"

Sayid is in the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "Sayid at 6:36 PM you got up in Samantha's face which is invading her personal space, you started shouting "who the **** do you think you are, starving us all for your own selfish needs" And then carried on the aggression with Paul later on in the conversation by going upto Paul and shouting at him "who's side are you on?" due to the fact that this is your first offense, this will be your first warning, do you understand Sayid?"

Sayid: "No I don't, I had a normal reaction to what that fat cow did to me. I'm not then gonna stand by and pretend to understand a warning when I didn't threaten her, and I didn't lay my hands on her. So **** you."

House Watcher: "You are now free to leave Sayid."

Sayid: "I wanna calm down in here first as I can't handle that Foxhunting loving freak."

The argument is still carrying on in the Garden.

Thomas: "Do not tell me how I should feel Darnell!"

Darnell: "I'm not telling you how I should feel."

Scarlett: "Well what do you call it then Darnell?"

Darnell: "I call it trying to see both points of view and not just target someone just because you have a personal grudge with them. But you know that I've said this loads of times already but you're just not willing to listen."

Thomas: "That's just an arrogant thing to say."

Darnell: "No it isn't."

Thomas: "Yes it is."

Scarlett: "That woman has even got Sayid into trouble."

Samantha: "That woman has a name, redhead. Let's see how you like that."

Scarlett: "It burns."

Scarlett replies sarcastically.

Paul: "We just need to calm down, it's a bloody game for god sake, Samantha is just playing the game."

Thomas: "So says the man who was crying at his T-Shirts being flushed down the Toilet."

Paul: "There's a difference, we're all still gonna eat this week, my clothes aren't coming back."

Darnell: "They're actually."

But before Darnell could finish Thomas cut across.

Thomas: "Oh yeah enjoy eating Slop for a week, let's see if you're coming back with this line by the end of the week."

9:22 PM

Diana is in the Diary Room.

Diana: "Hello House Watcher. I must say I'm really feeling fed up today, all it's been is negativity since day 1 for me, and it's all because of Thomas. He is very annoying, in your face type of character, and the only things that he talks about are sex, parties, sex, parties, and playing the Violin because he likes Classical Music, which is probably the only interesting thing about the guy. His ruining everybody's time in this house along with Scarlett and Sayid."

House Watcher: "Why are you not getting along with Scarlett and Sayid?"

Diana: "Scarlett is because of the fact that instead of interacting with the rest of the house she'll only hang out with Thomas, and when you do try to interact with her she's too busy looking in the mirror, I am not the only one to comment on that in the house either as Michael has commented on it more than I have. And Sayid well he is sexist, racist, homophobic, and just a generally unpleasant individual for the most part, he has the odd time where he behaves like a normal person, but overall he is very egocentric."

Darnell, Samantha, Paul, and Justine are in the Living Room.

Paul: "Seriously how they behaved today was disgusting, in particular Sayid got really aggressive, I really hope that he goes this week."

Samantha: "Sayid actually scared me, I don't like the guy anyway, but that was the lowest opinion I have ever had about him as he thought that he had the god given right to go berserk at me for a choice that was given to me."

Justine: "The thing is most of the house have not made you feel included into the house dynamics so no wonder you didn't give them a treat."

Samantha: "Exactly."

9:41 AM

Ash is in the Diary Room to nominate.

Ash: "My first nomination is for Sayid. All he does is bitch, moan, bitch, moan, throw in a few racist comments at Darnell and that's Sayid for you. My second nomination is for Darnell. He is quite mouthy, and he got involved in that argument yesterday between Sayid, Thomas, and Samantha for no reason, and even tried to bring my name into it, I do not approve of his style."

Darnell 1
Sayid 1

Ash leaves the Diary Room to them all waiting on the sofas in the Living Room.

Darnell: "How did it go?"

Ash: "It was tough."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Darnell please come to the Diary Room."

Darnell: "My first nomination is for Sayid. Everything about him is offensive, the way he talks, the way he smiles, the fact he is incredibly sexist, called me a coconut, used the C word on Samantha. What is to like about this douche? My second nomination is for Thomas. He just talks about the most boring **** known to mankind, even down to his armpits, he'll talk about it for an hour straight, I mean what's so fascinating about people's armpits? And he like Sayid feels like his god's gift."

Sayid 2
Darnell 1
Thomas 1

Darnell leaves the Diary Room.

Paul: "You should teach me how to play the Violin when we get outta here."

Thomas: "Sure thing, although it's very tricky."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Derek please come to the Diary Room."

Derek: "My first nomination is for Sayid. I don't like how he talks to Samantha to be honest, just because she's a Foxhunter does not give him the right to call her a ****, a *****, a fat bitch, or any other insults that he has probably called her, it shows that for a 65 year old man he is incredibly immature. My second nomination is for Darnell. He is loud 24/7 I just wish that he would shut up sometimes, his a nice kid, but in these early days he has annoying traits that are valid reasons to go for him on in my view."

Sayid 3
Darnell 2
Thomas 1

Derek leaves the Diary Room.

Derek: "That was tough."

Ash: "Yeah it's not nice is it?"

Derek: "I feel really bad."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Diana please come to the Diary Room."

Diana: "My first nomination is for Thomas. I object to him on every level, that's all I want to say on him. My second nomination is for Scarlett. I can't have a conversation with her, every time I try she's too busy looking in the mirror, she is style over substance."

Sayid 3
Darnell 2
Thomas 2
Scarlett 1

Diana leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Justine please come to the Diary Room."

Justine: "My first nomination is for Sayid. The way he got up in Samantha's face after the Immunity challenge yesterday was beyond disgusting, in my view he should've been thrown out, I know that you don't throw people out very easily, but in my view he crossed the line. My second nomination is for Thomas. He just has one topic on the brain and that's sex, I like sex don't get me wrong, but not 24/7 everyday as a topic, it's really not that interesting."

Sayid 4
Thomas 3
Darnell 2
Scarlett 1

Justine leaves the Diary Room.

Diana: "How did it go?"

Justine: "****ing vile."

Justine starts doing a nervous giggle.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Kieran please come to the Diary Room."

Kieran: "My first nomination is for Darnell. Why he always has to defend Samantha is beyond me. She chose to starve us just so she could get a treat for herself, how can Darnell defend that!? So for me he deserves a nomination. My second nomination is for Ash. I don't know there's something smarmy about him that I just can't take to very much, I know that I'm pretty much a lone voice in this with my fellow Housemates, but I just can't take to the guy, he comes off as arrogant to me."

Sayid 4
Darnell 3
Thomas 3
Ash 1
Scarlett 1

Kieran has left the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Lois please come to the Diary Room."

Lois: "My first nomination is for Sayid. The way he talks to Samantha is truly disgusting, he truly thinks of women as servants to him and as a woman I don't like it. My second nomination is for Scarlett. I think that she sees herself as above everybody else in the house, and especially the women because she's got the Sophie Turner looks, but her personality is pretty much non-existent, she's not a nasty woman, but I just can't talk to her which is a problem for me."

Sayid 5
Darnell 3
Thomas 3
Scarlett 2
Ash 1

Lois has left the Diary Room.

Lois: "It feels good to vent."

House Watcher: "This is House Watcher, will Michael please come to the Diary Room."

Michael: "My first nomination is for Sayid. The way that he got up in Samantha's face yesterday out in the Garden was way out of line in my view. I hope he is evicted this week. My second nomination is for Thomas. He just talks about sex every single day, I can't handle it, my final nail in the coffin was yesterday when he shouts to everyone that he had wanked about Scarlett, who wants to really know that sort of information!?"

Sayid 6
Thomas 4
Darnell 3
Scarlett 2
Ash 1

Michael leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Paul please come to the Diary Room."

Paul: "My first nomination is for Thomas. I have nothing in common with the guy, it's just about sex with him all of the time and I've just had enough of it. My second nomination is for Ash. There's something quite unlikable about the guy, I just can't quite put my finger on it."

Sayid 6
Thomas 5
Darnell 3
Ash 2
Scarlett 2

Paul leaves the Diary Room.

Samantha: "Are you okay darling."

Paul: "Yeah I'm fine thanks."

Paul starts grimmacing at Thomas.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher will Rachel please come to the Diary Room."

Rachel: "My first nomination is for Kieran. He talks black even though he is white, and he has a temper problem, I only asked him about his School Education and he flipped out at me, it was uncalled for in my view. My second nomination is for Darnell. Again he has a bad temper, but you do kind of expect it with people like him anyway. One of him or Kieran leaving this week would make me happy."

Sayid 6
Thomas 5
Darnell 4
Ash 2
Scarlett 2
Kieran 1

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Samantha please come to the Diary Room."

Samantha: "My first nomination is for Sayid. The way he went at me yesterday was below the belt, it is a gameshow and he has no right coming up to me looking like he's going to knock me out, if he doesn't go this week then I will make his life a living hell until one of us eventually leaves and that's a promise. My second nomination is for Thomas. He should change his name to Sexbot as it's all he talks about, oh and his Violin which I don't give a crap about to be honest."

Sayid 7
Thomas 6
Darnell 4
Ash 2
Scarlett 2
Kieran 1

Samantha leaves the Diary Room.

Sayid: "The ***** has cum out, get it?"

Darnell: "Oh shut up Sayid."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Sayid please come to the Diary Room."

Sayid: "My first nomination is for Thomas. All he does is discuss sex all of the time, it's really not healthy to be that obsessed with sex. He needs psychiatric help. My second nomination is for Darnell. The Coconut thinks that it's okay to starve people to death, he can get lost as far as I'm concerned."

Sayid 7
Thomas 7
Darnell 5
Ash 2
Scarlett 2
Kieran 1

Sayid leaves the Diary Room.

Samantha: "Oh look Rajid Mathamah Ghali's come out of the Diary Room."

Darnell: "Don't stoop to his level."

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Sandy please come to the Diary Room."

Sandy: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. She called me a skank yesterday all because I dared to say that I enjoyed my job, to me she is a snobby cow that needs to leave. My second nomination is for Sayid. The way that he treats the women in the house is vile, especially Samantha."

Sayid 8
Thomas 7
Darnell 5
Scarlett 3
Ash 2
Kieran 1

Sandy leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Scarlett please come to the Diary Room."

Scarlett: "My first nomination is for Darnell. His Islamophobic to Sayid and I don't like that, he even takes the piss out of Mohamed on purpose just to get a rise out of Sayid, if that's not bullying then I don't know what is. My second nomination is for Paul. I suspect that he threw his own clothes in the Toilet to get drama, and to set Thomas up to face eviction this week, it's worked I suspect, but I do not trust that snake for more than a second."

Sayid 8
Thomas 7
Darnell 6
Scarlett 3
Ash 2
Kieran 1
Paul 1

Scarlett leaves the Diary Room.

Thomas: "Come here babe."

Scarlett sits on Thomas's lap kissing his face off. creating an awkward silence around the room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Thomas please come to the Diary Room."

Thomas: "My first nomination is for Darnell. He thinks that he can tell me how to think and how I should feel, I don't like control freaks and I'm not gonna start now just to not be accused of racism. My second nomination is for Sayid. He needs to go back to Peshwar or wherever he is from as he can't handle the UK life very well at all, we like women not Ninjas."

Sayid 9
Darnell 7
Thomas 7
Scarlett 3
Ash 2
Kieran 1
Paul 1

Thomas leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Tracey please come to the Diary Room."

Tracey: "My first nomination is for Sayid. His aggression towards Samantha yesterday flipped my opinion against him as I thought that he was just having a culture clash with most of the house, but yesterday just showed that he is a jackass of an epic kind. My second nomination is for Thomas. Arrogant, sex obsessed, the only interesting thing about him is his weird obsession with the vacant Scarlett, that's about it."

Sayid 10
Thomas 8
Darnell 7
Scarlett 3
Ash 2
Kieran 1
Paul 1

The end of episode 4.

I'm sorry to cut it brief, but I've got to go somewhere in a few minutes.

Anyway this series first eviction showdown is between Sayid Farah and Thomas Bradshaw, who goes? You decide.

Poll will be opening shortly on a new thread.

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I'm gonna be doing episode 3 & episode 4 within a few hours of each other at the very worst, just to speed things along a little bit.

Episode 3 will be put up shortly.

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More information on the double eviction.

The 4 or more Housemates with the most nominations will be up for eviction this week.

I'll be writing episode 15 later.

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10:00 PM

Rachel has just been evicted from The House.

Thomas: "I told you Scarlett that you wouldn't go, didn't I?"

Scarlett: "I can't believe it, I honestly can't."

Scarlett has smiled for the first time in a week.

Samantha goes to Darnell.

Samantha: "Can I have a chat with you out in the Backyard please?"

Darnell: "Sure."

Darnell and Samantha are out in the Garden.

Samantha: "Are you okay?"

Darnell: "Yes! Why?"

Samantha: "Well Paul is still here, so I was wondering how you was feeling about it all?"

Darnell: "I'd have liked Paul to have gone by the end, but overall I still lost someone that really hated me on a personal level, so I'm reasonably happy."

Samantha: "Are you sure?"

Darnell: "Yes."

Samantha: "Okay, good."

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "Thank you the great British public for keeping me in tonight, I was really worried that I was going home there. I know that if I don't win this Immunity Task this week that I'll be up for eviction again, and I'm probably 95% sure that I'd be out the door. The only person that I think that I can beat at this point is Thomas if he really blew up, other than that I know that I'm toast, and to be honest I have a massive ego so I don't want to go too early."

Diana and Lois are in the Kitchen.

Diana: "I cannot believe that the public have saved that shambolic pair twice!"

Lois: "They've both only survived one vote each to be fair, and I think that all of us in here would've beaten Sayid and Rachel. Wait and see how they get on the next time that they go up for eviction."

Diana: "I honestly didn't think that Rachel was as bad as these two imbeciles though. Thomas in particular reminds me of a Maggot, a nasty Fly that needs to be squished."

Lois: "You might want to calm down there Diana."

Diana: "His ruining my experience in here, and that tart with him isn't helping either."

Lois: "Do you know where the Cookies are?"

Diana: "They're right on the bottom shelf of the top Cupboard."

Lois: "Okay thanks."

Diana: "But yes it'd make my day if these two Geordie Shore rejects could just go away."

Lois: "Is that the main reason for why you hate them so much?"

Diana: "That and Scarlett's fake nice voice, we all know what she's really like and it ain't as pretty as the outside."

Lois: "I'm backing out of this conversation I'm afraid Diana."

Lois walks out of the Kitchen.

10:56 PM

Kieran is jumping on the beds.

Tracey is spitting on the grass.

Michael, Justine, Kieran, and Lois are in the Bathroom.

Justine: "Do you know how long on average a Hamster can live for?"

Michael: "2-5 Years."

Kieran: "I'll make a guess at 8-10 years."

Lois: "4-6 Years."

Justine: "The answer is... 2-3 on average, but however Michael was closest as the Russian Hamster's can live between 2-4 years."

Kieran: "Wow! They don't live for very long do they?"

Justine: "Most Domestic Pets will not live as long as a Cat or a Dog."

Michael: "I've wanted a pet Hamster for awhile now, is there anything that I should know about them before getting one?"

Justine: "I love Hamsters, I've had them loads over the years, I even have one called Buffy at home. Anyway this is gonna be long. Hamsters are a Rodents that are known as Labratory Animals. They feed primarily on Seeds, Fruits, and Vegetation. They have elongated cheek pouches extending to their shoulders where they carry their food back to their Burrows. Hamsters are typically stout-bodied, with tails shorter than their body length, and they have small, furry ears, and short, stocky legs, and wide feet. The tail can be very hard to see, as it's only 1/6 the length of the Hamster's body, with the exception of the Chinese Hamster, which has the tail as the same length as it's body. They have large Incisors that grow throughout their entire lives. What else? Oh yeah they can go literally hot or cold at a dime, their temperature can change just like that. They have poor eyesight so have to use the sense of smell to find food and how to tell the difference between a boy Hamster and a girl Hamster. And they're solitary animals, trust me on that one."

Michael: "I love you Justine, what a description, and I definitely love the sound of the Hamsters."

Justine starts blushing.

Justine: "Thank you."

Kieran: "Get a room."

Michael: "We're not Thomas and Scarlett, we're just friends."

Justine: "Exactly."

11:43 PM

Diana and Paul are sitting in the Smoking Area.

Paul: "I can't believe that Rachel went for actually voicing her opinions and playing the game over a girl that's basically prostituting herself on national TV and has nothing interesting to say."

Diana: "It just shows you how ****ed up the public can be sometimes, but I suppose that we have to respect their decisions that they've made so far."

Paul: "With Thomas, Scarlett, Kieran, and Ash around I honestly feel like I'm gonna have a meltdown. Kieran in particular calling me blood, I mean what the **** does that mean!?"

Diana: "I think it's suppose to mean gang member."

Paul: "But I'm not a gang member?"

Diana: "You're gangsta Paul now, pow! Pow!"

Paul: "What are we living with?"

Diana: "In my eyes we're living with Monsters in Thomas and Scarlett, and idiots with the rest of them."

Paul: "How can they not see how annoying they are?"

Diana: "The problem with that thinking is maybe we're the annoying ones that can't handle the happy people."

Paul: "I really don't think that's the case with all of them."

Diana: "I hope that the public agrees with you."

Tracey is in the Diary Room.

Tracey: "I can't believe that Rachel has gone, she was such a loud character but also such a nightmare to live with. I've already noticed that the house seems to be much more in harmony now that Rachel has gone."

House Watcher: "Is there anyone that you feel is upset at the result?"

Tracey: "Definitely Paul, but then again she was the only one willing to give him the time of day so maybe that's why. He was the only one that she hugged aswell going out which I thought was rude."

House Watcher: "Who do you think will be evicted next?"

Tracey: "Not meaning to sound arrogant but I don't think that I'll even be up this week, so my guess is between Paul, Kieran, and Michael."

The end of Episode 15.

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8:54 AM

Scarlett is in the Diary Room.

Scarlett: "I really can't express how grateful I am to still be here, I honestly thought that I was gonna go by a large margin. So the fact that I'm still here with Thomas is a nice feeling."

House Watcher: "Do you think that you'll win this week's Immunity Task?"

Scarlett: "I think it's gonna be hard to stop Samantha at the moment."

Scarlett starts laughing.

Michael, Thomas, Derek, Darnell, Samantha, Kieran, and Justine are all in the Smoking Area.

Michael: "Is it just me who thinks that this country needs to be more like Japan on it's Pornography laws?"

Darnell: "What the hell does Japan do with their Pornography?"

Michael: "Well I don't watch the stuff, but they have an animated Porn industry called Hentai and it can consist of stuff like Tentacle Porn and Lolicon which is adults that look like children."

Darnell: "Then no way should we take that road."

Michael: "I personally believe that it would make people less likely to commit certain crimes if the UK was more willing to let people unleash out virtually."

Justine: "There have been studies shown that watching or playing violent stuff can make you become more likely to be violent."

Michael: "Explain how Japan have one of the lowest crime rates in the world?"

Darnell: "But you can't just put that down to them being less strict on Porn?"

Michael: "But their Animes are allowed to be more violent aswell, if people get to see this sort of stuff happening virtually, then they won't feel the need to act out in real life."

Derek: "I do see your point, but if people have to use violent Porn and Anime to not hurt someone then they're an animal in my opinion."

Samantha: "I can kind of see Michael's point to be honest, it would at least be worth a try."

Michael: "Thank you Samantha!"

Samantha: "You're most certainly welcome."

Thomas & Kieran: "You two can't possibly be serious!?"

Samantha: "Why not?"

Thomas: "You're talking about legalising Porn that has children having sex, that's sick in the ****ing head!"

Michael: "They look like children, they aren't children."

Kieran: "That just makes it so much better."

Kieran says sarcastically.

Derek: "You've definitely created World War 3 here Michael."

Michael: "Well I just think that it's important to try and not restrict people on what they can view, otherwise how are you going to get people come forward aswell if somehow a real rape happens in one of these occasions?"

Darnell: "How likely is that to happen though?"

Michael: "It still could though."

10:41 AM

Kieran is going naked in the Bedroom.

Kieran: "I like my dingaling, my dingaling."

Kieran starts waving his penis around the house.

Kieran: "My dingaling loves Sindy."

Diana comes into the Diary Room.

Diana: "What are you doing?"

Kieran: "Playing with my dingaling, do you wanna try it?"

Diana: "**** off! You rude boy."

Kieran: "Okay, suit yourself."

Diana walks out into the Living Room with Paul, Ash, and Scarlett.

Diana: "Did you hear what that idiot said to me!?"

Scarlett: "He's just having a laugh to be fair. You need to lighten up."

Diana: "He asked me if I wanted to try playing with his dingaling, we're not all like you Scarlett and say yes."

Ash starts laughing.

Scarlett: "Speak to me how you want Diana, but I think that you're an embarrassment considering you're a 45 year old woman speaking to someone 17 years younger than yourself like that, you wouldn't speak to your Daughter like that would you?"

Diana: "No, but you're not my Daughter."

Scarlett: "Well picture it as another 45 year old woman speaking to your Daughter like that."

Diana: "What's your next card huh?"

Thomas comes into the Living Room, as does Kieran fully naked.

Thomas: "What on earth is going on in here!?"

Kieran: "Diana's being a boring bitch."

Thomas: "Kieran The Naturist, I like it."

Diana: "I'm surprised that you know what a naturist is Thomas."

Scarlett: "Do not speak to him like that!"

Diana: "What are you gonna do?"

Kieran: "Sayid can't take it any longer."

Ash: "Sayid?"

Kieran: "Yeah, he lives on in this house through my penis."

Ash: "Cool, mine will be called Rachel."

Ash takes his Trousers and Pants off and decides to wave his penis around just like Kieran.

Diana: "What am I living with?"

Ash and Kieran start doing Irish dancing around the Living Room.

Thomas: "Just liven up you boring bitch. All you ever do is moan at everyone."

Kieran: "True dat."

Ash and Kieran continue the Irish dancing.

Diana: "Not everybody thinks that juvenile humour is funny."

Thomas: "You rarely ever let loose on anything! You seem to think that being miserable 24/7 is the way to go."

Diana: "I'm only miserable around you Thomas because I don't like you, hell I doubt that if Scarlett even genuinely likes you and just isn't using you just because she likes dick."

Thomas: "Do not talk about her like that, people will be watching this at home and will associate her as something that she's not all because you keep making suggestive comments about her."

Diana: "She had sex on TV, she's a slut."

Thomas: "No she isn't, a slut is someone that sleeps with loads of people. And the last time that I checked I was also having sex on TV but I've noticed that you've not called me a slut."

Diana: "You are a slut!"

6:36 PM

The argument continues.

Diana: "You have made me cry over the last week as you're behaviour has made me feel isolated."

Thomas: "But that wasn't my intention, you just wouldn't hang out with anyone. In particular the last few days you've been really quiet, almost like you've not even been in the house."

Diana: "Because I've considered nearly leaving because I'm clearly not welcome here."

Thomas: "Me and Scarlett have been the ones that have been nominated for eviction, you so far haven't so how can you feel isolated?"

Diana: "Nobody likes me very much, and I will definitely be up this week."

Scarlett: "You don't know that for certain."

Diana starts bursting into tears.

Thomas and Scarlett both go to hug Diana.

Scarlett: "If you do go up for eviction then we'll be here for you, okay?"

Diana: "Yes."

Kieran is singing outside to Sandy and Derek, whilst being fully naked.

Kieran: "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes, I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off."

Darnell and Lois are in the Bathroom.

Darnell: "Kieran has a nice dick."

Lois: "Are you gay?"

Darnell: "Yeah, why?"

Lois: "Oh nothing, it's just you've never said."

Darnell: "Because it's not that bigger deal to me to be honest, it's something that I'll say when something like Kieran's dick happens."

Lois: "You do realise that he is 18?"

Darnell: "I don't care, I'll take the role of Cougar of the house."

Derek goes into the Diary Room.

Derek: "Just when you think that Rachel going was gonna make a more harmonious house you then get Michael, Kieran, Ash, Thomas, Scarlett, and Diana all creating more drama and crazy antics. I mean I just had Kieran singing Nelly to me outside fully naked, no pants or anything."

Derek starts laughing.

House Watcher: "Was Kieran fully naked a sight to behold."

Derek: "You could say that, yep."

12:33 AM

Kieran starts jumping on the Beds whilst the Housemates are trying to sleep.

Lois: "Can you please not do that Kieran?"

Kieran: "This is all a dream."

Lois: "No it isn't."

Samantha: "Has he got clothes on this time?"

Kieran: "Do you wanna find out Samantha?"

Lois: "Go to bed Kieran."

Samantha: "I wouldn't mind Kieran, but the cameras."

Kieran runs out of the Bedroom.

Lois: "Our little rebel has ran off."

Samantha: "Despite being an idiot I can't help but like him."

Michael: "I think that Kieran will win this."

The end of Episode 16.

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9:12 AM

Paul is jumping around with excitement in the Garden.

Samantha and Lois are also out in the Garden.

Samantha: "Are you okay Paul?"

Paul: "Yeah, I'm just getting pumped for today's Immunity Task."

Lois: "I wouldn't as Samantha will just win it again."

Lois starts laughing.

Paul: "There's always a first time for everything."

Paul starts stretching his arms.

Samantha: "The show will deliberately find something for me to lose as they won't want the same winner three times in a row."

Paul: "Are you being a sore loser before the challenge has even begun?"

Samantha: "A bit of both."

Diana is in the Diary Room.

Diana: "I know that Thomas and Scarlett have been nice to me since the argument that we've had yesterday, and I truly appreciate that. But I know that I'll need to win today's Immunity Task otherwise I'm up for eviction this week, people will have enough reasons to nominate me compared to some of the others in here."

House Watcher: "Who else do you think will be up for eviction this week?"

Diana: "Barring any Immunity wins I'll make a guess that I'll be up with Paul, Kieran, Thomas, Scarlett, and Sandy, we're all the unpopular people at the moment."

Kieran is jumping up and down in the Kitchen.

Sandy is sitting on Ash's lap in the Bathroom Toilet.

Ash: "What are you doing?"

Sandy: "Sitting on your lap, don't you like it?"

Ash: "Well considering I'm doing a **** I don't want you on me watching."

Sandy gets up off Ash's lap.

Sandy: "Okay, I'll leave you alone in the Toilet in the future.

Sandy walks out of the room.

Ash: "What am I living with?"

11:25 AM

All of the Housemates have been put into separate rooms to each other, they all have to do Graffiti Art on the wall copying the painting of Link from The Legend Of Zelda Video Game franchise. Three professional critics will then score each Housemates work out of 10 and whoever has the highest score wins Immunity for this week.

2:33 PM

All of the Housemates are now sitting in the Living Room.

Michael: "I really loved doing that task! Although I'm not very talented at it."

Sandy: "I bet that you did fine Michael."

Thomas: "Sandy's preparing to suck your dick Michael."

Sandy starts blushing.

House Watcher: "The three judges have all scored you out of 10, and we now have the results."

Kieran: "The biggest event in the country."

Kieran says sarcastically.

House Watcher: "The Housemate in 14th place with a score of 5/30, it's... Thomas."

The hoouse start clapping Thomas.

House Watcher: "The Housemate in 13th place with a score of 6/30, it's... Diana."

The house start clapping Diana.

House Watcher: "The two Housemates in 12th place with a score of 9/30, it's... Kieran, and... Tracey. The Housemate in 10th place with a score of 12/30, it's... Samantha."

Darnell: "She can lose a challenge!"

Samantha: "I told you all that I wouldn't win this challenge."

House Watcher: "The Housemate in 9th place with a score of 13/30, it's... Ash. The three Housemates in 8th place with a score of 18/30, it's... Sandy, Paul, and... Scarlett. The Housemate in 5th place with a score of 21/30, it's... Michael."

Michael: "I'm happy with that result."

House Watcher: "The Housemate in 4th place with 22/30, it's... Justine. The Housemate in 3rd place with a score of 23/30, it's... Lois. Darnell, and Derek, you are the final two in the Immunity Task, the runner-up scored 25/30, whilst the winner scored 29/30."

Thomas: "****ing hell!"

Michael: "I'm impressed."

House Watcher: "The winner is... Derek."

The whole house claps Derek on his victory.

Derek: "Wow! I honestly didn't expect that."

Michael: "You've missed out on your calling."

House Watcher: "Derek you now have the choice, will you give out the luxury to yourself? Or will you give out a luxury budget to the whole house?"

Derek: "I'm gonna give the luxury budget to the whole house."

Kieran: "Yesssssssss!"

Diana: "Drag that s out a bit more why don't ya?"

7:21 PM

Paul is in the Diary Room.

Paul: "I'm not enjoying this week, Diana seems to be going over to Thomas's team, and then the Immunity went to someone who wasn't gonna go up for eviction anyway so it ended up being a pointless task. Now I'm at the public's mercy, again!"

Paul starts doing a facepalm.

Paul: "I honestly don't know if I can do 10 more weeks of this, I want to win, but these people are so annoying."

House Watcher: "Who is annoying you the most?"

Paul: "I honestly don't know at this point, but it's between Thomas, Scarlett, and Kieran. Any one of them going would be fine by me."

Derek, Justine, and Ash are in the Bedroom.

Ash: "You did really well in that Graffiti task."

Derek: "Thank you. You two did quite well to be fair."

Justine: "You was basically told that you're a professional Graffiti Artist, that's a huge compliment surely?"

Derek: "Oh it is, but Darnell wasn't too far off my score."

Justine: "Darnell did very well, but he was still 4 points behind you which is quite a big gap in this type of competition."

Thomas and Scarlett are in the Garden.

Thomas takes a bite out of an Oreo.

Scarlett: "Can you give me a bit of that Oreo in your mouth please?"

Thomas: "Suer."

Thomas gets some of the Oreo out of his mouth and passes it to Scarlett who then eats it.

Scarlett: "Delicious."

Kieran, Darnell, Tracey, and Michael are in the Bathroom.

Michael: "Am I the only one that finds it odd how attached people are to their Mobile Phones?"

Darnell: "I can't live without my Phone I'm afraid, it's why I'm cracking in here with arguments that I would never have in real life."

Michael: "It's just that when I'm having a conversation with people I'd rather they actually are listening to what I'm saying rather than pretending that they are because they think that a stranger is more interesting to listen to."

Tracey: "To be fair I think that's not the intention of the people addicted to a Mobile Phone though."

Michael: "I never said it was to be fair."

Tracey: "I just think that these people have something missing in their personal lives so the Mobile Phone is an escape from Reality."

Michael: "But they will often be speaking to a friend."

Tracey: "But."

Tracey gets cut across from Darnell.

Darnell: "Are you saying that there's something wrong with my personal life!?"

Tracey: "No, I'm saying that in alot of cases that people that are addicted to Mobile Phones don't have a happy life."

Kieran: "Why don't these people just change their lives for the better?"

Michael: "Exactly!"

Tracey: "It can be very hard to get out of a rut. And also you've got to remember that your generation have been brought up on the Internet to socialise rather than socialising face to face."

Michael: "I knew that there was a reason why I hate my own generation."

Kieran: "Same here blood."

10:03 PM

Samantha is in the Diary Room.

Samantha: "I'll actually get to know what the Housemates really think about me this week, I'm excited."

House Watcher: "Do you think that you'll be facing eviction this week?"

Samantha: "I really think that it'll be touch and go, I think that I'll just scrape through though, I hope that I'm not being overconfident."

Thomas and Scarlett are in the Shower.

Thomas and Scarlett are having sex and slapping each other in certain places.

Paul is in the Garden.

Paul: "This shock tactic is getting old now."

Darnell and Justine are in the Living Room.

There's awkward silence.

Justine: "So what do you do at your Milkshake company?"

Darnell: "Sell Milkshakes."

Awkward silence happens again.

Darnell: "I'm sorry for the abrupt answer by the way, it's just that my job isn't that exciting."

Justine: "I could tell."

Awkward silence continues.

The end of Episode 17.

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9:23 AM

The Housemates are sitting in the Living Room ready to nominate.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Ash please come to the Diary Room."

Ash goes to the Diary Room.

Ash: "My first nomination is for Kieran. He clearly doesn't like me and I only want to talk to people that want to talk to me in here. My second nomination is for Sandy. She never leaves me alone, and the thing that's wrong about it is that if I was hunting her down like this the Housemates would've nominated me in the first week, yet Sandy has yet to face eviction. It just shows you how unfair life can be on men when it comes to sexual advances."

Kieran 1
Sandy 1

Ash has left the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Darnell please come to the Diary Room."

Darnell comes to the Diary Room.

Darnell: "My first nomination is for Justine. She seems to take a funny to everything that I say, she took a funny to when I rightfully stood up to Paul for taking my Cola, and yesterday she took a funny to my answer about what I do for a living, not everyone loves to go into in-depth conversations about their personal life and she needs to accept that. My second nomination is for Michael. He tried to say about legalising animated Porn of children having sex aswell as animated Beastiality Porn, I normally like Michael, but this is the sickest comment that I've heard anyone come out with all series, and that is my reason for why I'm nominating Michael this week."

Justine 1
Kieran 1
Michael 1
Sandy 1

Darnell leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Derek please come to the Diary Room."

Derek comes in the Diary Room.

Derek: "My first nomination is for Sandy. She never leaves Ash alone, this week in particular is getting really disturbing, she'll sit on his lap in the Toilet, she'll deliberately show off her Vagina right in front of his face and tell him to and I quote "suck it" she's not sane in my view, and for her own good she needs to go sooner rather than later. My second nomination is for Diana. The stuff that she has called Scarlett has been disgusting and should not really be being branded about on National TV, there's wanting to be a big character, and then there's being a bitch, and Diana falls into the latter."

Sandy 2
Diana 1
Justine 1
Kieran 1
Michael 1

Derek leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Diana please come to the Diary Room."

Diana enters the Diary Room.

Diana: "My first nomination is for Kieran. Everything about him this week grates on my nerves, the way he talks, the way he breathes, the way he walks, the way he smiles, the way that he has to jump on the beds every single day, just put him out of his misery and vote him out on eviction night. My second nomination is for Scarlett. I don't really approve of the stuff that she's done in the house personally."

Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Diana 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1

Diana leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Justine please come to the Diary Room."

Justine enters the Diary Room.

Justine: "My first nomination is for Thomas. All he does is talk about sex, he even rudely made a joke about Sandy yesterday wanting to give a blowjob to Michael, he is completely juvenile it's not even remotely funny. My second nomination is for Darnell. I've noticed recently that Darnell has a serious attitude problem, The way that he reacted to me yesterday when I spoke to him about his job was beyond hostile, maybe I'm overreacting, but I didn't like how awkward he made me feel."

Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Diana 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Justine leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Kieran please come to the Diary Room."

Kieran enters the Diary Room.

Kieran: "My first nomination is for Diana. The way that she spoke to Scarlett a couple of days ago was really disgusting, you'd expect a guy to make such sexist comments like that not another woman who is old enough to know better, but then again she does work for a party that only has one policy so what do you expect really? My second nomination is for Paul. His trying to hide under the radar this week, but he doesn't fool me, I still know what he is like and whilst I respect his game, I do not want to give him the chance to get back into it."

Diana 2
Kieran 2
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Paul 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Kieran leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Lois please come to the Diary Room."

Lois enters the Diary Room.

Lois: "My first nomination is for Diana. The way that she spoke to Scarlett was really cruel, I know that they've made up now, but she was still really cruel in that argument I really can't stress it enough at how disgusted I was with Diana in that argument. My second nomination is for Kieran. Me and Kieran just don't have much in common, it's nothing personal against the kid, that's all it is."

Diana 3
Kieran 3
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Paul 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Lois leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Michael please come to the Diary Room."

Michael enters the Diary Room.

Michael: "My first nomination is for Diana. The way that she spoke to Scarlett just shows you how unlikable that this woman really is. She also never has any fun with the rest of us. My second nomination is for Paul. I will never like Paul after he deliberately sneezed in my face, he can try and change tactic all he likes, but I will remember that from him for the rest of the time that we spend with each other in this house."

Diana 4
Kieran 3
Paul 2
Sandy 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1
Thomas 1

Michael leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Paul please come to the Diary Room."

Paul: "My first nomination is for Thomas. He completely repulses me, the only interesting thing about this dude is how his parents ever let him roam around outside on his own as his clearly mentally challenged, the guy should go for all of our sakes. My second nomination is for Kieran. Again so thick that I don't get how he is allowed to be in here with all of us intelligent adults."

Diana 4
Kieran 4
Paul 2
Sandy 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1

Paul leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Samantha please come to the Diary Room."

Samantha: "My first nomination is for Sandy. We just don't speak very often, and her behaviour around Ash is extremely uncomfortable considering he keeps telling her to stop following him around. My second nomination is for Tracey. Tracey tries to play it safe with what she says I tend to find, I've noticed it with Derek aswell but he is immune this week. But yeah Tracey kinda bothers me for not ever rocking the boat with anything that she says, not every opinion is gonna be universal and she needs to own that more in my view."

Diana 4
Kieran 4
Sandy 3
Paul 2
Thomas 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Scarlett 1
Tracey 1

Samantha leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Sandy please come to the Diary Room."

Sandy enters the Diary Room.

Sandy: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. I just don't like Scarlett, I can't quite explain why, but she just annoys me, and Diana was right when calling Scarlett a slut. My second nomination is for Thomas. He said to me yesterday that I want to suck Michael's dick just because I was nice to Michael in a conversation to do with the Graffiti Task I think it was. He is arrogant and he needs to be brought down a peg or two."

Diana 4
Kieran 4
Sandy 3
Thomas 3
Paul 2
Scarlett 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Michael 1
Tracey 1

Sandy leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Scarlett please come to the Diary Room."

Scarlett: "My first nomination is for Diana. I've accepted her apology, but she's given me a reason and that's for a couple of days ago when she called me a slut all for defending Kieran's right to play with his penis. My second nomination is for Michael. Michael is too weird for my tastes, I just have nothing in common with him. He also can stink out the Toilet alot too."

Diana 5
Kieran 4
Sandy 3
Thomas 3
Michael 2
Paul 2
Scarlett 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Tracey 1

Scarlett leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Thomas please come to the Diary Room."

Thomas: "My first nomination is for Paul. He can't be trusted, he is radar dodging and he needs to go before he thinks that he can stir the pot again. My second nomination is for Samantha. She supports Foxhunting which I think is disgusting, to me it shows what kind of person that she is which is a coldhearted person who would murder innocent animals in the most sadistic way imaginable, not to mention the poor hounds who get badly mistreated so that they'll rip the Foxes throat out. And she supports this."

Diana 5
Kieran 4
Paul 3
Sandy 3
Thomas 3
Michael 2
Scarlett 2
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Samantha 1
Tracey 1

Thomas leaves the Diary Room.

House Watcher: "This is the House Watcher, will Tracey please come to the Diary Room."

Tracey enters the Diary Room.

Tracey: "My first nomination is for Scarlett. She makes me incredibly uncomfortable with her attachment to Thomas, it's been like this for three weeks and she doesn't socialise with anybody else, it's worrying in my opinion. My second nomination is for Michael. He is a strange kid, that's all I can say, he moans at people getting addicted to Mobile Phones yet he can get addicted to Video Games, and if anybody dares to push him on it he would have a fit like all Video Gamers do when anyone questions how normal it is to be that addicted to a Video Game."

Diana 5
Kieran 4
Michael 3
Paul 3
Sandy 3
Scarlett 3
Thomas 3
Darnell 1
Justine 1
Samantha 1
Tracey 1

4:15 PM

Justine, Lois, Sandy, and Tracey are in the Living Room.

Justine: "It's starting to get quite boring in here isn't it?"

Tracey: "I'm still okay."

Justine: "What about you two?"

Sandy: "I'm getting bored, there's not many people to talk to in here that will take me seriously."

Lois: "I'm struggling with Diana at the moment, she's really annoying me."

Justine: "Diana is very hostile I've noticed around most people."

Sandy: "I've noticed Diana try to get better the last couple of days to be fair."

Lois: "It's too late with me I'm afraid."

Ash and Kieran are in the Garden.

Kieran: "Why are you calling me weird for liking Ed Sheeran?"

Ash: "Because it is unusual for a guy to like Ed Sheeran, I'm not meaning it as a dig, but it's true."

Kieran: "You're trying to have a dig at me aren't you?"

Ash: "Why would you think that? I'm just expressing my opinion on a singer that you like."

Kieran: "You never expressed your opinion though, you're just trying to insinuate that I'm gay and basically take the piss out of gay people."

Ash: "You really are jumping to conclusions here."

Kieran sees Derek coming over.

Kieran: "Derek! What would you say to Ash thinking that it's weird that I like Ed Sheeran because I'm a guy?"

Derek: "That his telling the truth? Most guys don't like Ed Sheeran."

Kieran: "Where has this study come from Derek? Out of your ass by any chance?"

Derek: "No, just actually listening to who likes and dislikes Ed Sheeran more on average."

Ash: "Why do you care anyway? If you like him is that gonna change just because most of your own gender doesn't?"

Kieran: "You're twisting tactic on me now Ash huh? Very clever."

Ash: "I'm not doing anything!"

Kieran: "I've had enough of this."

Kieran goes inside.

Ash: "I honestly did nothing wrong."

Derek: "I know, his just being insecure, people tend to forget that his only 18."

8:43 PM

Thomas is in the Diary Room.

Thomas: "I just want to say that I know that I'm very likely to be nominated this week, but I am really grateful to be here, and if it comes to the end of the road for me this week then I can say that I've been proud of myself for how I've treated people in here and that I stuck it out till it was time for me to go."

The end of Episode 18.

This week it's a double eviction. And you're nominees are Diana Trezeguet, Kieran Davenport, Michael Richards, Paul Newman, Sandy Fitz, Scarlett Smith, and Thomas Bradshaw. Who goes? You decide.

[Mystic Mock]

I'll do the episode 22 within the next couple of days, and let's just say that the House is shocked to the core at how the double eviction played out.

And there will be some dancing.