[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

What do you do when they're 18m old and talking and have shat themselves and you say "I'm gonna change you is that OK?" and they say "NO!" and run away.

...

Then you move onto "I'm gonna slap your legs, ok?"

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Then you move onto "I'm gonna slap your legs, ok?"

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Then you move onto "I'm gonna slap your legs, ok?"

Surely not while there's poo in play . Talk about living life on the edge.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Surely not while there's poo in play . Talk about living life on the edge.

No kids yet, he'll learn

[Marsh.]

Who doesn't love a bit of poo play.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Who doesn't love a bit of poo play.

TMI Marsh

[Shaun]

I am triggered by the use of 'Baby's' instead of 'Babies', please edit the title to ease my palpitations

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I am triggered by the use of 'Baby's' instead of 'Babies', please edit the title to ease my palpitations

Babies suggest more than one. You'd only ask one baby at a time for permission. So I won't be editing.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Alf

Babies suggest more than one. You'd only ask one baby at a time for permission. So I won't be editing.

Then surely it should either be, "You should ask for the Baby's permission" or "You should ask the Baby for permission"?

[Alf]

Ok, maybe I should edit to just baby

[Alf]

There, satisfied?

[Calderyon]

His/her hair is stupid.

[kirklancaster]

There is scientific evidence that the subconscious part of the brain receives ALL data and communications and files them.

Perhaps there is a method in what may seem madness.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

His/her hair is stupid.

[Calderyon]

Also why is this an issue for a "sexuality expert"?

I would think a Child nurturing/raising expert would be more appropriate?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

Also why is this an issue for a "sexuality expert"?

I would think a Child nurturing/raising expert would be more appropriate?

Why not?

[arista]

Originally Posted by Alf

Never colour your hair like this or you could be mistaken for one of them.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...nappy-12511101

Alf is this Crazy USA?

[smudgie]

Communication is great.
Talk to baby and say we are getting that nappy changed etc.
As to teaching consent from an early age...it can backfire
I told both my kids never to be frightened to say no if they were asked to do something they weren't happy with.
So, come sports day at primary school my very stubborn daughter told her teacher she wasn't doing it as she didn't want to, and that was just the start.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Communication is great.
Talk to baby and say we are getting that nappy changed etc.
As to teaching consent from an early age...it can backfire
I told both my kids never to be frightened to say no if they were asked to do something they weren't happy with.
So, come sports day at primary school my very stubborn daughter told her teacher she wasn't doing it as she didn't want to, and that was just the start.

That is kids for you Smudgie - hoisting you on your own petard.

[Beso]

Teenage girls dont communicate anyway, they just flick thier hair and stare at phones when asked to do anything.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Teenage girls dont communicate anyway, they just flick thier hair and stare at phones when asked to do anything.

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

What do you do when they're 18m old and talking and have shat themselves and you say "I'm gonna change you is that OK?" and they say "NO!" and run away.

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And when their bum is raw and rashed from sitting in **** and they won't let you touch it to clean it up and put some cream on it.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by arista

Alf is this Crazy USA?

Australia

[The Slim Reaper]

The mistake I made was not asking the parents. I've never been kicked out of a swimming baths so fast in my life.