[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01

h) Administrators of them forum have the right to delete, modify or change the content of any post at any time for any reason without notification to anyone. They can also ban or restrict forum members for any reason at anytime. If a moderator edits your post on the forum do not remove the edits.

This rule says it all really.

The threads will be locked as they turn to arguments. We have never allowed this type of thread to remain open before

To be fair Sunny , and hear me out here , their would be no arguments if people who apparently did not like the threads came in and started them.

[Sunny_01]

I agree Stu but the problem is we can not dictate to people which threads they can post in, no-one would like it if we did that either! its a lose lose situation really.

[Lauren]

Neither Mark nor Chris said they didn't like the thread, they just posted their opinions on the issue at hand?

[Matt]

Back to the cheese please!

Anyone for the Stropz Special Special? Two for the price of five... with a monthly contract of £42 for the first 48 months!

[spitfire]

Originally posted by Stu

What are their names?!

Edam and Cheds,£1300.

[Stu]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
we can not dictate to people which threads they can post in,.

h) Administrators of them forum have the right to delete, modify or change the content of any post at any time for any reason without notification to anyone. They can also ban or restrict forum members for any reason at anytime. If a moderator edits your post on the forum do not remove the edits.






And Matt , I want four Stropz specials , with a free ring ding , a cow , a leather couch , and an autographed printout of one of my posts.

Im a hungry rebel .

[Stu]

Originally posted by spitfire

Edam and Cheds,£1300.

But...it was 1000!!!!

[Callum]

I want 3 of the Stropz Specials please of course with extra nachos

[Matt]

Indeed you do Stu! Free ring ding, cow, leather couch coming up, though I'm not sure about an autographed printout...

[Stu]

Originally posted by Callum
I want 3 of the Stropz Specials please of course with extra nachos

I always knew I would be taking peoples orders some day , and now I can do it from the comfort of my economy swivel gas-lift chair!!

[Callum]

Hurry with the orders please Chef! A growing boy needs food.....

[Stu]

Originally posted by Callum
Hurry with the orders please Chef! A growing boy needs food.....

Patience. It takes time to milk a cow. Err. Not me. I - pay - someone to do it.

[spitfire]

Originally posted by Stu

But...it was 1000!!!!

You drive a hard bargain,£1450.

[Stu]

This is the cow your cheese come from. Its very healthy. Good cheese.

[Callum]

Originally posted by Stu



This is the cow your cheese come from. Its very healthy. Good cheese.

Om. Peta would like to be informed.. hmm maybe the RSPCA too!

[Stu]

RSPCA are busy with some of last years housemates.

[Bells]

OMG I love cheese... I've been addicted for ages, and it's now finally wearing off... I hope this thread doesn't succeed in starting it up again.

[Matt]

Good luck with that Ash

[the_stillness]

I like Cheddar cheese usually with those square crackers, yum. I hate that smelly cheese I can't remember the name of a real bad one, but I have smelt it before and I was nearly sick

[natjake2504]

yum

[Stu]

Originally posted by Ash
OMG I love cheese... I've been addicted for ages, and it's now finally wearing off... I hope this thread doesn't succeed in starting it up again.

That just inspired me to redirect Trainspotting replacing Heroin with Cheese.

Imagine the opening scene robbing a supermarket and belting down the road with the police following you and packets of Laughing Cow falling from your arms.

[Bells]

And I would happily star in that for you... wow we could make millions! £££
Plus the laughing cow is just... a legendess...

[Mrluvaluva]

I can hear the main song now!

[Stu]

Indeed.

[Mrluvaluva]

Choose cheese.
Choose a baby bell.
Choose a cheeze string.
Choose a cheese slice,
Choose a ****ing big Dairy Lea
Choose Edam, Stilton,
parmesan, and buffalo mozzarella.
Choose good health, low cholesterol
and fromage frais.
Choose marscapone.
Choose a grater.
Choose your cheese.
Choose gloucester and double gloucester.
Choose a five counties special on hire purchase
in a range of ****ing packets.
Choose cheese on toast and wondering who you
are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch eating tongue-numbing
blue cheese
Stuffing ****ing cheddar into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last on a miserable roquefort
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
f*@ked-up cows
You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose cheese.