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Bitch is BACK!
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*Fusses over Nickyys tit tape*
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Hurry up and go get your hair done Annie, I'll deal with the male strippers
![]() If I see anything I like or reccomend I'll come get you
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Bitch is BACK!
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*eats cucumber which was cooling my eye* |
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![]() I'm wearing one of these suits. =D |
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Oh great suite Damon...
You just relax Annie, let me deal with the entertainment pests, I have some guy called Robbie Williams on the phone too asking if he's needed ![]() I'll sort it out Annie, you can rely on me honey ![]() ![]() **sits back and nibbles on the cucumber which was padding Damon's crotch
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It was a baguette actually
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Bitch is BACK!
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And shock with the crotch! Can you put a tea tree face mask on Damon.. I need him looking fresh incase he is needed as a stand in! I WILL be getting married this evening! haha *sits down in bridal underwear and then feels smooth crotch* |
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CAN'T WAIT!!!
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LOL, Robbie said he'd rather marry tonights substitute groom, than join up with Take That again.
So i told him on his own he was even worse than Mel C in her solo career and slammed the phone down on him. Damon ok, come here and get your face pack on ...... **strolls slowly past Annie in her underwhere trying not to peek or
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You see, it's these little bags under my eyes that worry me, and seeing as me and Annie will be the most famous, paparazzi infested couple in Britain, I don't want our wedding photos to be in Heat's Circle Of Shame.
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Bitch is BACK!
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![]() But yes Ang fix his bags.. he has been so excited that he cant sleep! |
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dont worry there will be no papperazzi around tonight, I shall use my fake boob as a decoy..when we leave for the reception I'll throw it out the car and the goons will follow that instead of us...
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You're making a big mistake Annie! *Starts singing*
Think of you with pipe and slippers Think of him in bed Laying there just watching telly Then think of me instead Ill never grow so old and flabby That could never be Dont marry him, love me And your love light shines like cardboard But your work shoes are glistening Hes a phd in I told you so Youve a knighthood in Im not listening And the sunday sun shines down on san francisco bay And you realise you cant make it anyway You have to wash the car Take the kiddies to the park Dont marry him, love me Those lovely sunday mornings With breakfast brought in bed Those blackbirds look like knitting needles Trying to peck your head Those birds will peck your soul out And throw away the key Dont marry him, love me And the kitchens always tidy And the bathrooms always clean Hes a diploma in just hiding things Youve a first in low esteem When your socks smell of angels But your life smells of brie Dont marry him, love me And the sunday sun shines down on san francisco bay And you realise you cant make it anyway You have to wash the car Take the kiddies to the park Dont marry her, Love me And the sunday sun shines down on san francisco bay And you realise you cant make it anyway You have to wash the car Take the kiddies to the park Dont marry her, Love me I'll tell you the truth, Fom's after your money and Rocko wants an heir to his Girls Gone Wild business!
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Bitch is BACK!
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Wow Dezzy ... Wow.
I'm eh.. well.. shocked. And now my feeling are all over the place..
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wow!! I'm keeping out of this one, after all Im not the manager today just the kit man and so long as its wembley I dont give a damn who's in the team and who were playing against LOL
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Banned
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It's like an episode of the OC in here!
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Bitch is BACK!
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*throws up in loo from nerves*
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Is there gonna be a reception at Club Tropicana
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I love you Annie
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Bitch is BACK!
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(wow when was the last time you said clober?! haha) And thanks Damon ![]() *sips water* |
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well time for me to get my hair done, i wanna look my best when the bridesmaids perk arrives later...
**imagines the best man looking like Will smith 20 years ago lol |
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***rubs Annies back, while thinking jeeeeez she gonna be a nightmare if she dont pull herself together LOL ![]()
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Bitch is BACK!
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See you later Ang
![]() *watches Ang leave and stares at her crotch *
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After the wedding, I have a meeting with my psychiatrist & I am being admitted into a rehabiliation clinic
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