[Sam]

Transexual and Swingers sign up for TiBB Apprentice

The future of the second series of virtual forum game TiBB Apprentice is in doubt as 5,000 forum members have complained after learning that two swingers and a transexual nun have signed up for the show.

Nicky Chew, 35 and Chewy Chew, 16 are reportedly in the line up, The TiBB Star can confirm. The Chew's are well known in Yorkshire for their swinger like anticts and already prove unpopular with the Emmerdale cast, after disrupting filming many times.

Joining them is Damon, 48, a transexual nun who has also made the final ten. Many forum members have noted that a lot of children use this forum, and think that better role models should be on the show.

Forum owner Mark denfended the show's decision, commenting "TiBB Apprentice is a great show which proves popular with all forum members. What Nicky, Chewy and Damon get up to in their own time is their own decision and we should not discrimintate."

Also expected to complete the line up is Ann, who mysteriously dissapeared from the forum earlier this year, but has apparently been tempted back with a huge figure pay.

TiBB Apprentice already came under fire with the decision to axe Sam as the main host, after The TiBB Star exposed him as a drug addict, filming him and series 1 contestant Ruth*Star getting up to no good.

New host Matt said: "The producers know what they are doing and know how to make a good show..". He added "As long as the contestants are interesting and worthy of a job as administrator, it doesn't matter who they are."

The TiBB Star also exposed the show earlier this month, claiming the real winner would only win a job at bbspy, a website created by host Matt. He refused to comment on this.

TiBB Apprentice starts very soon.

[Nicky.]

Lol - Nicky Chew xD

Legendary!

But these are supposed to be lies xD

[DamonJ]

[Annie]

Another Demon for Damon

DamonJ has discovered that he has got yet ANOTHER STD from diving in to an orgy that took place last weekend.

The regular visitor to his local GUM clinic has found out that another shot of Chlamydia came his way and is currently being treated with anti biotics.

Nurse Annie, advised DamonJ that he would not be able to have sexy times in 2 whole weeks and that he should maybe consider using condoms before he gets anything worse.

[Tom]

Originally posted by DamonJ

Copycat

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Tom

Copycat

I didn't copy
I simply adapted from your idea.

[Conzors]

Nicky and Chewys Secret Wedding!.

Yes thats right.

Nicky and Chewy have flown to vages to do another peaches. They got mariied.... VAGES STYLE!.

After Nicky dissapointly chose David Chews last name.

She will now be known as Mrs Chew. An unfortunalte last name. but atleast you can say theyre in love.

I wonder what their kids will look like.

Eurgh.

JOKE.

Stick with TiBB Star for the latest!

[Sam]

Originally posted by DamonJ

That is amazing! Shame i'm not in it! haha.

[Shaun]

...you what? :|

[supernoodles!]

Originally posted by Conzors
Nicky and Chewys Secret Wedding!.

Yes thats right.

Nicky and Chewy have flown to vages to do another peaches. They got mariied.... VAGES STYLE!.

After Nicky dissapointly chose David Chews last name.

She will now be known as Mrs Chew. An unfortunalte last name. but atleast you can say theyre in love.

I wonder what their kids will look like.

Eurgh.

JOKE.

Stick with TiBB Star for the latest!

i had a primary school called mrs chew and her first name was pennyas in the 1p penny chews you used to get in mix ups ,also i was in a class with a girl whos second name was stonehouse and her first name was Iona

just thought id share that random info with you all ,im sure you`ll sleep tonight now

[Nicky.]

Isnt Chewy my twin ? xD




and the story will be heart warming Damon xD x

[Tom4784]

NICKY FACES HEARTBREAK AFTER LOVER IS CAUGHT IN A BISEXUAL ORGY WITH 7 UNDERWEAR MODELS SHOCKER!

In a shocking turn of events, TIBB presenter Sam has been caught romping with 7 different models at the same time. We tried to get a statement from Sam but he's representative DamonJ had this to say 'So what if he was involved in an orgy? It was well good' After this comment Sam sensationally sacked DamonJ (His exclusive 'Sam pimped me out for bling and cocaine, I romped with stars for spare change and I've impregnated over a 1000 women' in tomorow's star). Nicky was unavailable for comment but she been spotted wandering around London wearing a ripped wedding dress wailing loudly. More importantly she was not wearing her ring. Her publicist was unavailable for a comment.

[Sam]

Originally posted by Dezzy
NICKY FACES HEARTBREAK AFTER LOVER IS CAUGHT IN A BISEXUAL ORGY WITH 7 UNDERWEAR MODELS SHOCKER!

In a shocking turn of events, TIBB presenter Sam has been caught romping with 7 different models at the same time. We tried to get a statement from Sam but he's representative DamonJ had this to say 'So what if he was involved in an orgy? It was well good' After this comment Sam sensationally sacked DamonJ (His exclusive 'Sam pimped me out for bling and cocaine, I romped with stars for spare change and I've impregnated over a 1000 women' in tomorow's star). Nicky was unavailable for comment but she been spotted wandering around London wearing a ripped wedding dress wailing loudly. More importantly she was not wearing her ring. Her publicist was unavailable for a comment.

7 underwear models? How Dare You.

I'm CERTAIN it was more.

[Scarlett.]

Lol me and Nicky are a pair of swingers who just got secretly married.....?


Keep it up guys XD

[Tom4784]

CHEWY MARRIES WEEPING BRIDE, GOES ON HONEYMOON AND IS SEEKING DIVORCE AFTER 5 HOURS SHOCKER!

In what must be a record Chewy is divorcing new wailing bride Nicky after discorvering a shrine to her previous husband Sam in the wardrobe at the hotel. After discovering the shrine of hair clothes and used tissues Chewy confronted wailing bride Nicky and handed her the divorce papers.

Both partie's publicists have refused to comment on this situation. Wailing bride Nicky left TIBB host Sam after discovering that he had cheated on her in a bisexual orgy with 7 underwear models. Since the news broke out Sam has spoken out offended about the number claiming that there was a lot more then that. When will Sam's romping ways end?

[Scarlett.]

I hope I get the Mansion

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Chewy
Lol me and Nicky are a pair of swingers who just got secretly married.....?


Keep it up guys XD

Lol - everytime I come on Im either heartbroken, got aids, a swinger married to Chewy ..

Keep em comin' xD

[Scarlett.]

Wait.... I hope we didnt.......

OH ****!

OH ****!

I might have AIDs

OH ****!

[Jen]

God I love reading this thread

[Tom4784]

CHEWY LOSES DIVORCE BATTLE IN UNDER 5 MINUTES SCANDAL

After handing Nicky the divorce papers 5 minutes ago, Chewy has divorced Nicky unsuccessfully and has losed the manion, the jet and their dog (Named Alfie). He however will keep his job as a Corrie actor (Official name: Man drinking at bar). In order to decide who would get what in the split, they decided to battle each other live on Sky One in a game of Gladiators. After winning, Wailing Bride Nicky has gone on Holiday to spain and has married a rich playboy named Roderico D'Lassio. Ex husband TIBB host Sam is said to be jealous of Wailing Bride Nicky's new Husband.

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Chewy
Wait.... I hope we didnt.......

OH ****!

OH ****!

I might have AIDs

OH ****!

Dw.. the star wrote it

You're fine, dont worry xD

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by Nickyy

Lol - everytime I come on Im either heartbroken, got aids, a swinger married to Chewy ..

Keep em comin' xD

Don't forget your official TIBB Star title of 'Wailing Bride'

[Nicky.]

Aww

Im sorry Sam xD

[Scarlett.]

Dammit! Alife, Mansion, jet......

But yay! I still have my job!

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Dezzy

Don't forget your official TIBB Star title of 'Wailing Bride'

I hadnt read it when I wrote that xD

This is getting worse and worse xD lol x