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The voice of reason
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The voice of reason
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BREAKING: THE BULBERY FASHION OUTLET IN THE SUPERMARKET HAS OPENED! Amy Jade is our first customer who has spent £13470 on a new shoe collection. The outlet is run by our new Janice! ![]() Last edited by Will.; 25-08-2015 at 08:33 PM. |
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Simba Wiv Ya Friggin ‘Air
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Janice is a famous actress and is best known for her role as David Cameron the PM. Janice has had many jobs in her life (asbestos remover, cleaner, Eddie stobart driver, Marsh's foot licker, a model for Aldi, an actress and more recently the prime minister) she has found herself a job as a fashionista and she loves it.
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Simba Wiv Ya Friggin ‘Air
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Not Dale Winton being classed as unknown.
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BREAKING: Mike has been killed, our deputy director Daniel-X is off to see what's happened. Norah, Maureen, Kathy and Doreen are shaking by the event, so much they have all pissed on the floor.
Beryl is fuming with them as she is cleaning the mess up. Remember Beryl "takes no ****". Last edited by Will.; 25-08-2015 at 08:45 PM. |
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Nevett Evans convicted of arson and murder after supermarket burns
Nevett Evans 70 today was convicted to life in prison following the discovery that she was person behind the fire at Will's Supermarket. Evans who was a regular shopper at Will's Supermarket burned down the supermarket earlier this week causing the deaths of Mike Cocksuck, Jimaha Timaha and Gina Dykefest. Nevette pleaded guilty in court and stated the reasoning behind it was that Doreen refused to sell her twenty nine bottles of gin. Gina Dykefest was killed tragically after Maureen's collections of dildos fell on top of her trapping her in the fire. A memorial service will be held later today for all the dildos that were killed as a result of the fire. Mike Cocksuck was killed immediately and his last words were 'Suck me off one more time Beryl?' before dying in the frozen food aisle. Beryl helped with his last wishes. While Jimaha Timaha was so irrel that people even forgot she worked for her. It has been reported in Nuts magazine that Linda has already moved on when Linda posed for girl of the week. The remaining staff at Will's supermarket have been transferred to a new Will's supermarket set in the nicest and poshest place in England.... Blackpool. (Wish them luck) Last edited by Daniel-X; 25-08-2015 at 09:39 PM. |
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