[Daniel-X]

I'll only be nominating in December at this rate

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

I'll only be nominating in December at this rate

The "year in a day" task making a re-visit?

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Jake.

The "year in a day" task making a re-visit?

MayB?

[reece(:]

"the suspense is driving me crazy" ~Coolio

[MB.]

Basic nominations for a basic bitch?

[EspeonBB]

~Espeon's Nominations~

Jonny Ragan (BB3) | Cameron Stout (BB4) | Marco Sabba (BB5) | Richard Newmark (BB7) | Mikey Dalton (BB7) | Liam McGough (BB8) | Luke Marsden (BB9) | Mohamed Whatever (BB9) | Siavash Sabbaghpour (BB10)





Freddie Fisher (BB10) | Aden Theobold (BB12) | Arron Lowe (BB13) | Becky Hannon (BB13) | Wolfy Millington (BB14) | Marlon Wallen (BB15) | Kimberly Kisselovich (BB15) | Marq O'Neill (BB16) | "JoelTory" Williams (BB16)

Have fun x

[reece(:]

cut Marc save wolfy
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Marq/c/k/cq O'Neill - 9th place, BB16

no, this isn't Satan's doctor...

Gone about 20 places too late, is our resident series ruiner, Marq/c/k/w.e. O'Neill of BB16; which recently departed from our screens (thank GOD!). One of the many cúúnts championed by most of the forum and public alike as the saviour of the series, which frankly leaves even more of a bad taste in my mouth on this arsehole, Marq entered BB16 as his polar opposite Kieran was spun out and Marq was spat back out at us...from what we saw in the first few minutes, he seemed to be the essex like lad type, pumped up by steroids and after the birds. However, a few hours later the forum was up in arms about this massive FIGHTNIGHT-esque row or w.e. that had broken out with Danny and Marq. This was the first of many letdowns to come. Marq in his first week trolled up to the max, but I felt this was him at his best... the one thing I will give him is his respect and relationship with Eileen which I thought was quite endearing and the best he had to offer throughout the whole show.

Sadly, Eileen left after a week in his company. And by then he was most certainly already burnt out by picking fights with almost everyone and spouting unnecessary misogynistic bull**** (for shock value? who knows, who cares..) to everyone in hearing range. Into his second week, it felt like the show was going through deja vu nightly, as we would watch the same process of Marc upsetting someone, them getting angry, him goading them and it being defused by BB. The only good of this was bringing out the best in other HMs as they clocked onto his BS (Chloe <3 Harry <3 Jade <3 Jack <3 Aisleyne <3). The most notable feud was with fiery dominatrix Harry-Amelia who challenged his **** and would not stand for his torment FULLSTOP<3. The producers informed us in his second week that he was once again, exempt as the vote would be into a bunker with some legends. Obviously, Marq leaves and gets to watch them in the safe house with his new friends.

If Day 18-32 Marq wasn't bad enough, the following 2 weeks are possibly the reincarnation of satan on live TV, along with satan's sidekick as much loved legend Helen Wood is bombed back into the fold as she joins the bunker. Fueled by Helen's hate for everyone and everything humane, Marq randomly decides to start picking on his only ally/showmancer Sam for jumping his ship as soon as it sank as he watches on. The return of Marq and the legends into the house was championed by the producers to be "EXPLOSIVE!" but it was anything but? Helen and Marq decide to turn the tables on Harry (who was gracious at Marq's defeat) and nominate her live with some "home truths" which is championed around here but really was just a load of contrived poison from the evil duo. Thankfully the public didn't buy their BS and saved Harry <3<3.

Marq's third and fourth weeks in the house came with some lovely blatant rigging as Marc is granted two MORE(!!!!!!) exemptions from eviction, with the reasoning being that timewarp week has frozen the state of play in the house . After two weeks of reigning with Helen, she's chucked out on her ears to a cathedral of boos <3 with Marq's other neutral ally in the house being evicted too His last week in the house is flipped on it's head as TRUE BB legend Aisleyne is thrown into the mix to mirror back his antagonising and make his life hell for his final days <3<3<3. His ending was righteous as Harry slayed him and finally ended the 35 day highlight replay that we were subjected to. Without Marq, the house was allowed to progress beyond us vs him and the narrative was able to continue. But for me, it was frankly too little too late (JoJo promo), Marc ruined BB16 and took this godawful show to new lows as he was actively encouraged to keep doing his **** for the drams or lols or bants or w.e. it's cloaked as. The show was criticised as being boring before Marq entered, but imo it was natural flowing, organic and not based around contrived drama regurgitated for 35 days. What's hilarious in it all is this man was 30 year old, which makes it even more offensive than past perpetrators such as the John Jameses and Maxwells of the world. I hope to the LORD that we don't get another Marq, his presence even ruined the forum atmosphere for me and many.. as it became Danny vs Marq in finding who made the most offensive tweets / wished death on the most people / did the most grim **** etcetera etcetera.

Yeah I'm tired of writing on him now and hope to never have to again, so good riddance Marq, you awful human being.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by reece(:

cut Marc save wolfy
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Marq/c/k/cq O'Neill - 9th place, BB16

no, this isn't Satan's doctor...

Gone about 20 places too late, is our resident series ruiner, Marq/c/k/w.e. O'Neill of BB16; which recently departed from our screens (thank GOD!). One of the many cúúnts championed by most of the forum and public alike as the saviour of the series, which frankly leaves even more of a bad taste in my mouth on this arsehole, Marq entered BB16 as his polar opposite Kieran was spun out and Marq was spat back out at us...from what we saw in the first few minutes, he seemed to be the essex like lad type, pumped up by steroids and after the birds. However, a few hours later the forum was up in arms about this massive FIGHTNIGHT-esque row or w.e. that had broken out with Danny and Marq. This was the first of many letdowns to come. Marq in his first week trolled up to the max, but I felt this was him at his best... the one thing I will give him is his respect and relationship with Eileen which I thought was quite endearing and the best he had to offer throughout the whole show.

Sadly, Eileen left after a week in his company. And by then he was most certainly already burnt out by picking fights with almost everyone and spouting unnecessary misogynistic bull**** (for shock value? who knows, who cares..) to everyone in hearing range. Into his second week, it felt like the show was going through deja vu nightly, as we would watch the same process of Marc upsetting someone, them getting angry, him goading them and it being defused by BB. The only good of this was bringing out the best in other HMs as they clocked onto his BS (Chloe <3 Harry <3 Jade <3 Jack <3 Aisleyne <3). The most notable feud was with fiery dominatrix Harry-Amelia who challenged his **** and would not stand for his torment FULLSTOP<3. The producers informed us in his second week that he was once again, exempt as the vote would be into a bunker with some legends. Obviously, Marq leaves and gets to watch them in the safe house with his new friends.

If Day 18-32 Marq wasn't bad enough, the following 2 weeks are possibly the reincarnation of satan on live TV, along with satan's sidekick as much loved legend Helen Wood is bombed back into the fold as she joins the bunker. Fueled by Helen's hate for everyone and everything humane, Marq randomly decides to start picking on his only ally/showmancer Sam for jumping his ship as soon as it sank as he watches on. The return of Marq and the legends into the house was championed by the producers to be "EXPLOSIVE!" but it was anything but? Helen and Marq decide to turn the tables on Harry (who was gracious at Marq's defeat) and nominate her live with some "home truths" which is championed around here but really was just a load of contrived poison from the evil duo. Thankfully the public didn't buy their BS and saved Harry <3<3.

Marq's third and fourth weeks in the house came with some lovely blatant rigging as Marc is granted two MORE(!!!!!!) exemptions from eviction, with the reasoning being that timewarp week has frozen the state of play in the house . After two weeks of reigning with Helen, she's chucked out on her ears to a cathedral of boos <3 with Marq's other neutral ally in the house being evicted too His last week in the house is flipped on it's head as TRUE BB legend Aisleyne is thrown into the mix to mirror back his antagonising and make his life hell for his final days <3<3<3. His ending was righteous as Harry slayed him and finally ended the 35 day highlight replay that we were subjected to. Without Marq, the house was allowed to progress beyond us vs him and the narrative was able to continue. But for me, it was frankly too little too late (JoJo promo), Marc ruined BB16 and took this godawful show to new lows as he was actively encouraged to keep doing his **** for the drams or lols or bants or w.e. it's cloaked as. The show was criticised as being boring before Marq entered, but imo it was natural flowing, organic and not based around contrived drama regurgitated for 35 days. What's hilarious in it all is this man was 30 year old, which makes it even more offensive than past perpetrators such as the John Jameses and Maxwells of the world. I hope to the LORD that we don't get another Marq, his presence even ruined the forum atmosphere for me and many.. as it became Danny vs Marq in finding who made the most offensive tweets / wished death on the most people / did the most grim **** etcetera etcetera.

Yeah I'm tired of writing on him now and hope to never have to again, so good riddance Marq, you awful human being.

.

[MB.]

242nd. Kimberly Kisselovich (BB15)



RUN:// KIMBOT WRITE-UP

Cast your minds back to June 2014. A simpler time, when American boob model Kimberly “Kimberly “Kimbot” Nyitray” Kisselovich entered the Big Brother house and immediately sort of snatched everyone’s wigs with her cold, sarky, not-one-damn-given-Botox-may-have-been-involved persona. She pretty much breezed through the early stages, often being righteous, funny or both, offering a helping hand to the ‘good’ housemates (was there or was there not an alliance involving her and Danielle? Imagine that lasting), shutting down the awful ones and kinda becoming this generation’s Germaine Greer in the process (thank god Marlon’s already been eliminated from this ranking) and generally being a breath of fresh air in the form of a Playboy bunny. Could this be our new third place goddess, or perhaps our first ever American/artificial intelligence winner?

Well as anyone who’s watched past, say, Day 12 of BB15 will tell you, no. Because it turned out we were all wrong about Kimbot all along and she was in fact an emotionless humanoid bred to inflict tedium and Steven Goode-shaped babies on the nation. Aside from her growing closeness to the ‘cool gang’ of the house, Kimberly really began to unravel (or whatever the robotic equivalent is. Malfunction? No, that came later) during the séance task, which killed one potentially good housemate dead in their tracks and birthed another. Yes, you didn’t think I’d get 200 words through this write-up without mentioning Ashleigh, did you? Oh boy no. In circumstances that I can’t quite remember considering all tasks from BB15 onwards blend into one giant, disease-ridden pile, she took Kimbot down several pegs during that task, probably far enough down to be on Steven’s level. And we all know how that ended.

Yes, in an attempt to replicate human emotions that went horribly, horribly wrong, Kimbot made the mistake of trying to mate with Steven “Ironic Surname” Goode, spawning a multitude of hashtags and crowd chants and sharp increases in sales of brain bleach along the way. Basically they shagged lol. And Steven’s attempts to impregnate Kimbot weren’t the early things that ended in disaster regarding their relationship: if you’ve forgotten (I envy you if you have), Steven sort of turned out to be the boyfriend from hell and demanded that Kimbot destroy pictures of her ex and do all these other terribly psychopathic things and I’m not really going to much detail at all with this write-up but only because I wouldn’t be able to afford the therapy costs and then one day she managed to escape when Steven had accidentally left the cellar door open and that was Kimbot. The circumstances regarding her departure still seem very creepy to me (and not just because we lost Danielle instead), what with the whole going-on-BOTS-a-week-afterwards-with-a-pillow-up-your-dress thing and the whole it-isn’t-even-possible-to-have-an-ectopic-pregnancy-that-soon-is-it thing and the whole Steven-replacing-her-with-a-literal-robot so I won’t delve too far into those either, but what I will say is that they’re now married (like, she consented and everything. Really. I know), is facing deportation, and has the worst lips in the history of lips. Like, it did seem to me that she (as with most of the cast) was keen on using Big Brother as a platform to become a celebrity, I just didn’t think that the celebrity in question would be Leslie Ash.

Kimbot’s tale is a sad one, not just because she’s legally part of the Goode clan and now has to go with them on their Sunday spa trips, but because she could have been a classic housemate. Yet all she got out of Big Brother was an irritating husband and the face of a duck. #poorkim

Postscript: NYITRAY?!?!

I'm saving Joel because I enjoy seeing people suffer.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

242nd. Kimberly Kisselovich (BB15)



RUN:// KIMBOT WRITE-UP

Cast your minds back to June 2014. A simpler time, when American boob model Kimberly “Kimberly “Kimbot” Nyitray” Kisselovich entered the Big Brother house and immediately sort of snatched everyone’s wigs with her cold, sarky, not-one-damn-given-Botox-may-have-been-involved persona. She pretty much breezed through the early stages, often being righteous, funny or both, offering a helping hand to the ‘good’ housemates (was there or was there not an alliance involving her and Danielle? Imagine that lasting), shutting down the awful ones and kinda becoming this generation’s Germaine Greer in the process (thank god Marlon’s already been eliminated from this ranking) and generally being a breath of fresh air in the form of a Playboy bunny. Could this be our new third place goddess, or perhaps our first ever American/artificial intelligence winner?

Well as anyone who’s watched past, say, Day 12 of BB15 will tell you, no. Because it turned out we were all wrong about Kimbot all along and she was in fact an emotionless humanoid bred to inflict tedium and Steven Goode-shaped babies on the nation. Aside from her growing closeness to the ‘cool gang’ of the house, Kimberly really began to unravel (or whatever the robotic equivalent is. Malfunction? No, that came later) during the séance task, which killed one potentially good housemate dead in their tracks and birthed another. Yes, you didn’t think I’d get 200 words through this write-up without mentioning Ashleigh, did you? Oh boy no. In circumstances that I can’t quite remember considering all tasks from BB15 onwards blend into one giant, disease-ridden pile, she took Kimbot down several pegs during that task, probably far enough down to be on Steven’s level. And we all know how that ended.

Yes, in an attempt to replicate human emotions that went horribly, horribly wrong, Kimbot made the mistake of trying to mate with Steven “Ironic Surname” Goode, spawning a multitude of hashtags and crowd chants and sharp increases in sales of brain bleach along the way. Basically they shagged lol. And Steven’s attempts to impregnate Kimbot weren’t the early things that ended in disaster regarding their relationship: if you’ve forgotten (I envy you if you have), Steven sort of turned out to be the boyfriend from hell and demanded that Kimbot destroy pictures of her ex and do all these other terribly psychopathic things and I’m not really going to much detail at all with this write-up but only because I wouldn’t be able to afford the therapy costs and then one day she managed to escape when Steven had accidentally left the cellar door open and that was Kimbot. The circumstances regarding her departure still seem very creepy to me (and not just because we lost Danielle instead), what with the whole going-on-BOTS-a-week-afterwards-with-a-pillow-up-your-dress thing and the whole it-isn’t-even-possible-to-have-an-ectopic-pregnancy-that-soon-is-it thing and the whole Steven-replacing-her-with-a-literal-robot so I won’t delve too far into those either, but what I will say is that they’re now married (like, she consented and everything. Really. I know), is facing deportation, and has the worst lips in the history of lips. Like, it did seem to me that she (as with most of the cast) was keen on using Big Brother as a platform to become a celebrity, I just didn’t think that the celebrity in question would be Leslie Ash.

Kimbot’s tale is a sad one, not just because she’s legally part of the Goode clan and now has to go with them on their Sunday spa trips, but because she could have been a classic housemate. Yet all she got out of Big Brother was an irritating husband and the face of a duck. #poorkim

Postscript: NYITRAY?!?!

I'm saving Joel because I enjoy seeing people suffer.

So there

[Daniel-X]

Who's left to do write ups now Reece and Daniel_?

[Daniel.]

Arron Lowe



I'm glad I managed to get Arron out because he's personally in my bottom five housemates of all time, down there with the likes of Conor and Helen. He really was that bad. So, Arron, had a generic VT a good looking guy has "I'm a ladies man, I'm good looking" all that bull**** and he looked to be irrelevant filler. However Queen Deana Uppal, as she did with pretty much every other person in the BB13 cast, managed to make him relevant by dragging him for filth every time he tried to come for her to impress his ogre best friend Conor. Remember when Arron threw a splash of water on Deana and she then thre the whole cup at him, or when he said "I din't weae this for you to be drunk" (he was wearing that red suit at the time) and she shut him down until he had nothing left to say? Let's not forget "I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", anyway these are all great Deana things because all Arron did was suck Conor's ass, bully Deana and walk around topless. Not forgetting his ever so ~hilarious~ and ~entertaining~ pranks like switching the light off or jumping in the pool when he wasn't meant to! #rebelheart. Arron was trash and his eviction is the best of all time for me too.

Save Liam

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Arron Lowe



I'm glad I managed to get Arron out because he's personally in my bottom five housemates of all time, down there with the likes of Conor and Helen. He really was that bad. So, Arron, had a generic VT a good looking guy has "I'm a ladies man, I'm good looking" all that bull**** and he looked to be irrelevant filler. However Queen Deana Uppal, as she did with pretty much every other person in the BB13 cast, managed to make him relevant by dragging him for filth every time he tried to come for her to impress his ogre best friend Conor. Remember when Arron threw a splash of water on Deana and she then thre the whole cup at him, or when he said "I din't weae this for you to be drunk" (he was wearing that red suit at the time) and she shut him down until he had nothing left to say? Let's not forget "I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", anyway these are all great Deana things because all Arron did was suck Conor's ass, bully Deana and walk around topless. Not forgetting his ever so ~hilarious~ and ~entertaining~ pranks like switching the light off or jumping in the pool when he wasn't meant to! #rebelheart. Arron was trash and his eviction is the best of all time for me too.

Save Liam

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[Black Dagger]

Evict Luke, save Siavash

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_

Evict Luke, save Siavash

Right. I hope you are all perched for this because this is going to be quite the write-up after making no effort on the nothingness of Billi Bhatti, who happens to be a friend of this tedious human being who would have thought it? So yes I intend to finally be harsh in this game because I actually get to go for such a worthless human being who could manage to find bad in the sweetest of people and put his goods into such utter creatures. Luke went in as one of my favourites due to his pro wrestling background, TIBB knows I have a bias for those sort of characters. This love was soon diminished when he turned on goddess Rice and began a hate vendetta alongside a whole heap of a **** who were soon rightly disposed off. He wasn't long after ridding us of such a stence that was so negative and miserable. When he wasn't a miserable wanker he saw the wrong in Greedy Mo for dare being annoyed at being spat on and made me want to douse myself in bleach every show he sucked at the face of that rancid whale. There isn't a lot of pleasantness in this man and his "ooh I bet Bex only got 33%" will remain iconic as he was soon rid of in a similar fate himself with 9 people facing: the chop. He did return sadly and had the nerve of hijacking Rachel's winning interview but was rightly put in place. He did once again disappear however...

BBBOTS producers soon developed a hard_on for him and we once again can't get rid of the squeaky ****. When will they learn that he is not a big brother ****ing voice whose opinions we need to hear and realise his only contribution in life was spunking into a woman who shoves dildos up her fanny for 10 quid a night for horny old gentlemen whose wives can't pleasure them anymore. Good riddance you hideous high pitched knob.

I save Siavash, but regrettably as I wish I saw Freddie in the list sooner.

[Pete.]

Mikey Dalton


Only a few things really spring to mind when you think of the enigma that was Mikey. The first impression the viewers got from Mikey's VT was that he was a sexist pig but this role was filled by Sleazy Sezer instead so he faded into the background for a couple of weeks until Grace took pity on him and threw him a storyline (and ironically formed one of the romances BBUK has produced).

The few times Mikey actually spoke it was because he was shouting at someone. His arch nemesis was Richard of course and attacked him first in Week 2 when he overheard Richard bitching about Imogen while Mikey and Glyn were doing their times tables - something Richard Brand was keen to repeat in jest on Big Mouth. There came a stage where they would argue every Thursday evening and Mikey would usually start it. He also famously fumed at Nikki for stealing her beer as well as with Jennie (but she destroyed his sexist ass several times - queen).

Mikey's downfall came though when he randomly fought with Glyn (his supposed best friend) and he was evicted to crippling boos over Mutha Susie. Justification in the highest order.

Ironically I save King Richard

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Mikey Dalton


Only a few things really spring to mind when you think of the enigma that was Mikey. The first impression the viewers got from Mikey's VT was that he was a sexist pig but this role was filled by Sleazy Sezer instead so he faded into the background for a couple of weeks until Grace took pity on him and threw him a storyline (and ironically formed one of the romances BBUK has produced).

The few times Mikey actually spoke it was because he was shouting at someone. His arch nemesis was Richard of course and attacked him first in Week 2 when he overheard Richard bitching about Imogen while Mikey and Glyn were doing their times tables - something Richard Brand was keen to repeat in jest on Big Mouth. There came a stage where they would argue every Thursday evening and Mikey would usually start it. He also famously fumed at Nikki for stealing her beer as well as with Jennie (but she destroyed his sexist ass several times - queen).

Mikey's downfall came though when he randomly fought with Glyn (his supposed best friend) and he was evicted to crippling boos over Mutha Susie. Justification in the highest order.

Ironically I save King Richard

Done

[Shaun]

Save Richard
Eliminate Mikey

[Shaun]

oh pete my spirit animal <3

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

oh pete my spirit animal <3

If only one of us got Joel out <////3

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

If only one of us got Joel out <////3

(lol I don't even like Joel that much)

[Daniel.]

Marc finally out, shame he isn't bottom three though

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Marc finally out, shame he isn't bottom three though

Joel needs to go next

[reece(:]

Someone GET Cameron OUT

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Someone GET Cameron OUT

Thirsty