[Jake.]

Save Simone, cut Sam Pepper

[RileyH]

Save Marc and Cut Rex

[Babayaro.]

Final Pass - Marcus Akin

Eliminated - Ryan Ruckledge

I gave Marcus the final pass because he is a top 10 housemate???



What a tragedy. I mean, what a sorry, sorry state. Ryan was an absolute weapon in the house and continues to be outside of it, mainly on Twitter. To be fair, he could be a little bit funny, but that was more in a messy way if anything. He was a gobby little shit who was so desperate for his 15 minutes of fame and generally just a dick. He stormed into the house like the moron he is, exposing himself as not being a new housemate like he was instructed to do, and went straight for fellow twat Sam. I mean, if you make me side with Sam, then you must be a total fanny. Like his boyfriend Hughie, he was an argumentative terror and wasn't even good at it lol. His eviction was hilarious though as it was the perfect way for him to go.

[Daniel-X]

Who's left for me to choose from?

[Epic.]

Oh mess I'll wait till the list is updated

(would've saved joel though)

[Babayaro.]

Why do you always have to wait until the list is updated lol? Can you not see who has and who hasn't been saved?

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Why do you always have to wait until the list is updated lol? Can you not see who has and who hasn't been saved?

No because the list has to be updated first cause I haven't been able to keep track of who to save and cut. That okay enough for ya, MARC???

[Babayaro.]

Why haven't you been able to keep track?

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Final pass Biannca cut Kieran!

Saved/final passed Biannca because she was an absolute ****ing scream and idc I have like 3 out there opinions and the fact she's a legend is one of them

Kieran Lee



My third BB18 victim I believe? Anyway Kieran was boring as hell from what we saw in the highlights (I'm sure Kieran is your bloody 'dude' Raph but this is MY write up) but kind of a stud until we learned he was riddled with STDs and proud of it? Anyhow Kieran was a blatant bore and the casting team knew it but he was good looking and had been on Ex on the Beach (and not made any impact AT ALL) so of course he was selected as a housemate. He entered as part of the most unusual duo set up of the series with him and Rebecca Jane being employee and boss respectively who were also ****ing and that's without mentioning they ran a honey trapping company which they totally just exposed on national television (well as national as 800k viewers on Channel 5 at 10:30 PM some nights can be) and seemed like a pretty decent guy at first.

(I recall myself saying I wouldn't mind him winning which definitely seemed certain in the early weeks since he was the only housemate who wasn't a **** or disliked by the public for voting for Trump and being a game player or having a vagina) However, once Isabelle came in, that all changed. He knew Isabelle on the outside and did nothing to defend her from the house and let the ostracising behaviour go on and didn't really use his ability as a 'strong muscular man' to diffuse the fight night situation and kind of just protested to Hannah that he did attempt to break the violence up (which he didn't from what I saw or maybe half heartedly did anyway) when she confronted him for sitting on the fence whilst Lotan was being aggressive to some of the women of the house.

Anyway, he fell out of favour with the public in the later weeks and ended up managing less than 2% of the vote to win and left out of the back door when they chose to stand behind Tom as their straight white male stud. He wasn't totally offensive but yeah, a nothing housemate although somehow he seems to have possibly been my most extensive write up yet? Maybe. Idk.

[Jake.]

I’m saving Simone ‘cause I’m jus’ being nice!



233rd Place: Sam Pepper


A fitting t-shirt you might say, given that the majority of people with half a brain cell have been attempting to ignore him (and other desperately unfunny social media wankers such as Dapper Laughs) for the past three or so years.

Idk what there is to say about Sam (where his BB stint is concerned). He entered at an incredibly late stage in the series where we’d already had what seemed like 50 new additions swan in, wound up Josie for a few weeks (probably gaining her even more public support in the process) and was evicted before the final.

I’m sure he counts as being a “big character” in the final weeks but he wasn’t actually a good one. Oh and I seem to remember his testicles going in Josie’s mouth or something? So there’s that too.

[Epic.]

Cut Siavash Save Mo i guess. Really don't like both though

[Shaun]

Waiting on writeups about Mo, Matthew, Joel, Dexter and Rex before we can continue!

(and indeed mine which I shall do today!)

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Waiting on writeups about Mo, Matthew, Joel and Rex before we can continue!

(and indeed mine which I shall do today!)

I cut Siavash. Not Mo.

[Shaun]

Either or!

[Epic.]

What the **** did i just watch

[RileyH]

Mario wasn't that bad imo

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

Mario wasn't that bad imo

Yeah I agree. Far worse still to **** off

[Babayaro.]

Nnnn BYE

[Epic.]

i'll never get the massive Joel hate on here, especially when people hate him just because he was a tory, why do his political views matter ffs (and i hate tory views)

[Jason.]

I'll do my Matthew write-up in a bit.

[Shaun]

OP is all updated with the new lineup pics so Marc can get his 18 nominations in Hopefully the last 3 writeups will be done by then!

[Babayaro.]

[Shaun]

Right I'll let you catch up as before, the 3 who haven't written yet can't vote in Round 10 - the last of our first wave! - until you're caught up!

Marc's nominations are in...




Ashleigh (BB15) - Caoimhe (BB11) - Charlie (BB17) - Dale (BB9) - Danny (BB16) - Georgina (BB17) - Jennifer (BB9) - Kitten (BB5) - Lea (BB7)
Lesley (BB6) - Marco (BB17) - Nathan (BB11) - Nicole (BB9) - Orlaith (BB6) - Rebecca (BB9) - Shabby (BB11) - Spencer (BB3) - Wolfy (BB14)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Wolfy - Georgina
Jake - Ashleigh - Marco
Black Dagger - Lea - Lesley
RileyHollyoaks - Nicole - Kitten
RobertC - Shabby - Caoimhe
Macie - Dale - Spencer
Jason - Charlie - Danny
Cal. - ??? - ???
Daniel-X - ??? - ???

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Right I'll let you catch up as before, the 3 who haven't written yet can't vote in Round 10 - the last of our first wave! - until you're caught up!

Marc's nominations are in...




Ashleigh (BB15) - Caoimhe (BB11) - Charlie (BB17) - Dale (BB9) - Danny (BB16) - Georgina (BB17) - Jennifer (BB9) - Kitten (BB5) - Lea (BB7)
Lesley (BB6) - Marco (BB17) - Nathan (BB11) - Nicole (BB9) - Orlaith (BB6) - Rebecca (BB9) - Shabby (BB11) - Spencer (BB3) - Wolfy (BB14)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

Shaun - Wolfy - Georgina
Jake - Ashleigh - Marco
Black Dagger - Lea - Lesley
RileyHollyoaks - Nicole - Kitten
RobertC - Shabby - Caoimhe
Macie - Dale - Spencer
Jason - Charlie - Danny
Cal. - ??? - ???
Daniel-X - ??? - ???

Save Orlaith cut Nathan!

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Save Orlaith cut Nathan!

I saved Orlaith because SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE

Nathan Dunn



I don't remember much of Nathan since I did watch the show when I was 10 by myself on my Freeview box in my room but what I do remember is he was REALLY Northern and he didn't like John James and now he's married to bloody legend Rachael. Anyway Charlie Doherty is an ABSOLUTE legend and I am repulsed to my core that she was nominated this round. She just wanted Jason to take her back and she was taken from us far too soon. </3 Her friendship with Jayne was iconic and if anybody DARES nominate her again I swear down. Pigs.