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How was it Christmassy in the first place, when you started it with a strap-on.. ?
That was setting the scene.

It builds it up and gives you a feel for the character.
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There is nothing Christmassy about this any more, just two plonkas who have ruined a lovely thread.
and you're a "plonka" ruining a lovely forum.
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and you're a "plonka" ruining a lovely forum.


One of the best posts made on here all year. Infact, that might be one for the signature...
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continues to exist for unknown reasons.

Judi Dench, however, decided to nibble on...
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A radiator smiled warmly...
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whilst the fridge looked on, coldly.

Harry. and Smithy were arguing about who was better - Elton John or Mike Posner - when the bald eagle from earlier soared in and landed on Smithy's head.
"Omg qt" said Lady GaGa, who stole his idea and passed it off as her own.
"HEY GUISE I STILL GOT IT" cried Madonna who proceeded to make out with the eagle.
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whilst the fridge looked on, coldly.

Harry. and Smithy were arguing about who was better - Elton John or Mike Posner - when the bald eagle from earlier soared in and landed on Smithy's head.
"Omg qt" said Lady GaGa, who stole his idea and passed it off as her own.
"HEY GUISE I STILL GOT IT" cried Madonna who proceeded to make out with the eagle.
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Marc: I do... It's 6ft long..

Thomas: If you wanted the story all to yourself, why did you post it as a game?

Jack: That was not sig-worthy. In fact, it wasn't even up to James' usual high standard.
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Marc: I do... It's 6ft long..

Thomas: If you wanted the story all to yourself, why did you post it as a game?

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I didn't start the thread Lily. Just lost the feel to it as it was building up nicely. Never mind.
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I didn't start the thread Lily. Just lost the feel to it as it was building up nicely. Never mind.
said the badger. Joseph proceeded to slap it across the face with a Bible. Then...
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I am not MARC!!!!!!!!


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FML.

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LOL, tell me about it.

*my name is Benjamin*

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Talk about the ultimate thread rape
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Thomas is right, the thread got ruined

The main culprits are XCX, Zee, Nutcracker (Shaun?) ANIMALS, you're a bunch of ANIMALS! now get your things and sling your bloody 'ooks the fk outta my thread! cheeky buggers

OK zee I'll let you off with the muffins, don't want the Liger though you can keep that!
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Thomas is right, the thread got ruined

The main culprits are XCX, Zee, Nutcracker (Shaun?) ANIMALS, you're a bunch of ANIMALS! now get your things and sling your bloody 'ooks the fk outta my thread! cheeky buggers

OK zee I'll let you off with the muffins, don't want the Liger though you can keep that!
bitch sit down, or I'll kill you...






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Just as she went to check it started to snow, or so it seemed. Suddenly they all began to feel weird.... they soon realized it was not snow but cocaine, they couldnt make it to the stable in time and they all overdosed on Coke. Merry Christmas
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