[Omah]

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

That'll be 759 Dongs please, I gave you discount.

Originally Posted by Jezzy

750 please. I like round numbers, preferably rounded down. I can dong with the best of them

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

760. You know the rules of basic maths regarding rounding up/down. You already got discount.

bliddy wide-o. (do you know what a wide-o is? Kinda like Mark !! PMSL ). (sorry!)

Originally Posted by Jezzy

Pfft, I never got your starting bid in the first place. Shall we settle on 755 and share a platter of wichetty grubs?

Originally Posted by exoticrosebud

....am starting a sit in as we speak......i aint going no where lol.......
(sits down hard on bum and waits for the bouncers to try and evict her.....)lol

Originally Posted by Jezzy

haha, love you....indeed what's one TP....I am just miffed that I didn't get to the betting thread before it started so I could lose in style :P

Maybe salted crispy locusts?

Originally Posted by Jezzy

Y know, absolutely seriously, I think these shows started to lose something when they started doing them with celebs. I used to adore Hell's Kitchen because it carried the promise of a reward for the ordinary guy.

It's why I still carry a torch for BB despite the fact it's pretty much shi*e now.

Put us ordinary people in there!

Originally Posted by exoticrosebud

i think i could cope with the rats......most of the men i know have turned out to be right ones lol....am experienced!

Originally Posted by exoticrosebud

>>>>>>>>>>>>> has now got a migraine from reading pyramids last post with all the bouncing about.....talking of bouncing.......how many balls are there in a 10 x 10 plastic bag that can be taken out and bounced successfully on the floor......NOW THAT IS GOING OFF THE TOPIC ! LOL........

Originally Posted by Jezzy

haha, that's "The Cube" :P

Originally Posted by exoticrosebud

am going to discuss global warming.....oooooooooooooooohhh am such a little rebel rule breaker me ! lol....

Originally Posted by Pyramid*

As indeed were the vast majority of our posts too....... about Wright.

[Jezzy]

too easy to do :P

Going to start a topic of side bets

Thanks for getting me back on the straight and narrow, omah

[exoticrosebud]

Originally Posted by Jezzy

too easy to do :P

Going to start a topic of side bets

Thanks for getting me back on the straight and narrow, omah

oooooops lol

[Omah]

Originally Posted by Jezzy

too easy to do :P

Going to start a topic of side bets

Thanks for getting me back on the straight and narrow, omah

No problem - we've all done it .....

[exoticrosebud]

>>>>>>>>>>>>> has now got a migraine from reading pyramids last post with all the bouncing about.....talking of bouncing.......how many balls are there in a 10 x 10 plastic bag that can be taken out and bounced successfully on the floor......NOW THAT IS GOING OFF THE TOPIC ! LOL........

[Jezzy]

Originally Posted by exoticrosebud

>>>>>>>>>>>>> has now got a migraine from reading pyramids last post with all the bouncing about.....talking of bouncing.......how many balls are there in a 10 x 10 plastic bag that can be taken out and bounced successfully on the floor......NOW THAT IS GOING OFF THE TOPIC ! LOL........

haha, that's "The Cube" :P

[exoticrosebud]

am going to discuss global warming.....oooooooooooooooohhh am such a little rebel rule breaker me ! lol....

[exoticrosebud]

up date...up date....we want an up date !!

[exoticrosebud]

>>> waits in the corner for the cane!!!!
sorry
cant be arsed with all this crap...am off !!!

[Jezzy]

omah, lighten up a little and stop telling us off for banter....and we promise to stay on topic banter makes the world go around, don't you know

Come back rosebud :'(

[exoticrosebud]

Originally Posted by Jezzy

omah, lighten up a little and stop telling us off for banter....and we promise to stay on topic banter makes the world go around, don't you know

Come back rosebud :'(

on knees and get begging ! lol..........ok. im back....i dont take much persuading me...am anyones for bag of peanuts and glass of wine...

and as for MARK.......hes a jumped up essex wide boy with a gob bigger than his dick...unfortunately his gob engages before his brain....and his dick engages before anything else......
see am back on topic !!!!! gold star for rose bud please !!!!! lol...

[Jezzy]

[exoticrosebud]

...latest news update from Jungle.......
MARK has tried to get his leg ova three spiders....four rats.....and a kangaroo.....anything that breathes and has legs actually........lol.....
spiders and rats were a no go....
but the Kanga......well......shaaattttt apppppppp!! lol.

[LivT]

Nile Edmonds......Nile effing Edmonds !!!!! ??

Lord preserve us

Pat Sharp, however, seemed more troubled over Mark's declaration of not knowing what a *Mullet* was, than the case of mistaken identity

Hardly separated at birth, were they?

I was waiting on him asking Pat if he had brought Mr Blobby with him!!

[Jords]

That comment

[tweetypiebabe1]

Originally Posted by MTVN

The guy's a bit thick and ignorant but he's well intentioned, I find it hard to get offended by his comments tbh

You said it best

[LivT]

Ack! He needs to hoist Amy Childs over his broad shoulders and saunter off into the deep bowels of the jungle

MUCH deeper!

[exoticrosebud]

i cannot belive the thick git go so excited ova a game show host !!! never seen a bloke gush and oooooo and arrrrrr so much...made me feel a bit sick......wonder what he would do if Harry Corbett and Sooty turned up !! (prob ask where Sue was for a free feel ! ) lol....

[Omah]

Originally Posted by LivT

Nile Edmonds......Nile effing Edmonds !!!!! ??

Lord preserve us

Pat Sharp, however, seemed more troubled over Mark's declaration of not knowing what a *Mullet* was, than the case of mistaken identity

Hardly separated at birth, were they?

I was waiting on him asking Pat if he had brought Mr Blobby with him!!

Originally Posted by exoticrosebud

i cannot belive the thick git go so excited ova a game show host !!! never seen a bloke gush and oooooo and arrrrrr so much...made me feel a bit sick......wonder what he would do if Harry Corbett and Sooty turned up !! (prob ask where Sue was for a free feel ! ) lol....

As soon as Wright started kissing Pat's ass I turned the sound down and made a cup of tea so, luckily, I missed that particular session of Essex gob****e ..... oh, and the Treasure Chest - I preferred to do some washing-up at that point .....

[Suze]

Originally Posted by Omah

As soon as Wright started kissing Pat's ass I turned the sound down and made a cup of tea so, luckily, I missed that particular session of Essex gob****e ..... oh, and the Treasure Chest - I preferred to do some washing-up at that point .....

I am getting more and more ashamed to admit I live in Essex, and not so far from that plonker either every time they stick annoying Essex peeps on reality shows. You get a few that are ok, but the majority are idiots.

[LivT]

Originally Posted by Suze

I am getting more and more ashamed to admit I live in Essex, and not so far from that plonker either every time they stick annoying Essex peeps on reality shows. You get a few that are ok, but the majority are idiots.

Well, it's very clear your not of the same vein, Suze...but I know what you mean. Every village has it's idiot.

I read he was tipped to win, even before he went in. Staunch TOWIE fan support, I would imagine. Although, apart from his family and good old lump of lard Arg, I doubt very much the cast of TOWIE will be backing him.

For those of you who are unaware of his background, he recently left Towie, due to making a complete hash of his life and falling out with all and sundry

He probably sees I'm a Celeb as a sound stepping stone, out of the Essex scene, to further promote his career as a celebrity. In which case, all the best to him, but we already have to suffer Amy Childs escape into the big world of TV ...so... like we really need another

[Omah]

Originally Posted by LivT

For those of you who are unaware of his background, he recently left Towie, due to making a complete hash of his life and falling out with all and sundry

He probably sees I'm a Celeb as a sound stepping stone, out of the Essex scene, to further promote his career as a celebrity. In which case, all the best to him, but we already have to suffer Amy Childs escape into the big world of TV ...so... like we really need another

I guess he's grown too big for his boots .....

I really detest how he tries to ingratiate himself with everybody (kiss ass) by talking absolute bo11ox - I don't mind Amy - she's fit'n'fick and far less offensive, but I'd happily smack Wright in his smug mush .....

[LivT]

In which case Omah, you also need to know (lol) ...as I neglected to add his other episode of projectile, verbal diarrhea ....that when questioned why he thought the general public were voting him to do the trials; he answered that the public would not want to see the celebs going hungry, therefore picked him because they knew he would bring home the bacon!


Aww bless his lil cotton socks. As IF

[Omah]

Originally Posted by LivT

In which case Omah, you also need to know (lol) ...as I neglected to add his other episode of projectile, verbal diarrhea ....that when questioned why he thought the general public were voting him to do the trials; he answered that the public would not want to see the celebs going hungry, therefore picked him because they knew he would bring home the bacon!


Aww bless his lil cotton socks. As IF

Ah, bless the cheeky little chappy for his modesty .....

[LivT]

Well, for crying out loud.....of course the public wanna see the celebs go hungry!

We are a notoriously sadistic lot! That type of scenario is what we all find entertaining.

Thought that went without saying, but it is a notion well above and beyond Marks egocentric capabilities.

Can't wait to view tonights episode and see what causes him to spew forth incoherent babble from the bowels of his voice box next !