For me I was a mix of behaved and a little ****

but I'm as stubborn as ****, so I would always reply and have a bitch fight if any of my teachers tried to tell me off
Primary
- I stole £13 off the desk, silly thing when I come to think of it, 2 people caught me apparently, there was nobody around whatsoever so I dunno how

-My friend went on holiday during the prep for leavers assembly, and was scared she had lost her part, so we found the teachers assistant and begged her (mixed with blackmail) over the phone to give my friend a decent role (funnily enough someone from my primary school has actually just got on my bus xD haven't seen him since we left primary school

)
Secondary
-My girlfriend (eww boobs.) got death threats over voicemail from this kid I hated, so I picked up a canteen knife, safe to say that wasn't the right thing to do, I just got a "that's not something you should do" talk rather than detention etc
- in year 7 there was this guy who was bullying me and I was trying to get on with him, he said he was from Poland and I asked him if that was where hitler was from (we hadn't learnt that one yet

) so he twisted the story and said I was being nasty to him and called him a "****ing Nazi" (which may I say I didn't cos I had to leave after that question to go to counselling) got in so much trouble for something I didn't even do
-We went on this "poetry live" trip and it was the most boring thing ever and I knew it, so I decided I was going to bring some vodka on the trip (not much) I was drinking it behind the teacher, funnily enough I never got caught

-The librarian really hated us, so we decided to get a book and hide it in the library then ask her where the book was, she was looking round the whole library, and I don't think she's found it yet (I've passed it onto my year 7 brother to check every few months)
-I wasn't on time to school for 7 months

I never got a detention for punctuality funnily enough.
-I may have fell asleep during an English lesson on world war one, my teacher sent me out to wake up a a kind gesture, and forgot I was out there for the rest of the lesson, fine for me as I had a right old chat outside

-We had a geography lesson with a cover who was the head of sixth form, so me being me decided to piss her around, she turned up 15 minutes late, I'd already stole 3 books and 7 pens from the cupboard, I drew a massive smily face on one, she told me she was giving it to the deputy head Miss David, so I said "What Miss Davis miss, the librarian or the dinner lady" she wasn't happy

, the girl who sat next to my best friend stole her glasses, so I started shouting the book out to my friend using the excuse that my friend couldn't read it

there was so much more but Ive totally forgot it

- I used to skive in year 7 all the time, I skived during a movie lesson being the stupid twat I am and almost got caught by this teacher, 4 years later and she was my favourite
There was probably loads more I forgot, I'll update it if I think of anything