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Originally Posted by Petemitch

Actually isn't that a bit insensitive of Simone?

Why? I mean no offense if it is linked to it

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Actually isn't that a bit insensitive of Simone?

oh yeah

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Why is it insensitive?

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[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Tom!

Why is it insensitive?

It's a flawfree DM copy tho

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Applications open soon

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Also, We have another judge from the Z factor joining us
Danzee Minouge Mel Z

[Shaun]

hawt

[Ammi]

..here for Shammi Osbourne tbh....

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Originally Posted by Ammi

..here for Shammi Osbourne tbh....

OMG YES

[Jake.]

I'm interested!

[Shaun]

dream judging lineup: Shuryl Cole, Mel Z, Shammi Osbourne & Simonsays (Scott) Cowell tbh

[Ninastar]

Scott could never be Simon

He's be too nice and say yes to every guy

[Shaun]

yeah Simon Cowell's totally not the type to say yes to a hot guy

but no it doesn't have to be based on the real judges' personalities I turned Cheryl into quite an abusive alcoholic... but then I made it unrealistic by making her wear hoodies.

[Ninastar]

I should have said anyone with a dick tbh

And lmao sounds brilliant!

[Z]

Originally Posted by Shaun

yeah Simon Cowell's totally not the type to say yes to a hot guy

but no it doesn't have to be based on the real judges' personalities I turned Cheryl into quite an abusive alcoholic... but then I made it unrealistic by making her wear hoodies.

We were a bloody fierce judging panel. Can't wait to be Mel Z.


OOOOOSSSSHHHH ah propa huhted that pefawmance love, yer as bad a singuh as Choccy Vickeh Beckeh and she's a propa crap singuh, HURHURHUR ZIGAZIG-AH! Spice up ya surnames!

[Jake.]

So can we write our own stuff?

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Originally Posted by Jake.

So can we write our own stuff?

In some rounds, yes

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The rumour mill is churning out some strange stories..

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Mel Z calls Shuryl Fernandez-Versini "such a Geri Halliwell"

ITV's latest series of The T Factor is set to be explosive already, with insiders claiming that new judge Mel Z has referred to fellow judge Shuryl as "such a Geri Halliwell"! The catty comment comes after Fernandez-Versini (formerly Cole, formerly Tweedy, formerly a racist thug missus) was asked about whether she enjoyed her colleague's back catalogue and responded "it's full of Amogbopkas" in what was perceived by the former Spice Girl as a racial slur. "Aw shuh's joost laak that Jurry Halliwull, uhr mouf's the size of Mel C when she were a choobby little cow t'wahds t'end of t'Spice Guhls. A propa dunt laak the Jawdie skank! HUR HUR HUR!"

Fernandez-Versini-Cole-Tweedy wasn't immediately available for comment but we certainly can't wait to see the sparks fly between these two girlband icons later on this year when the show premieres! - Zeta News

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Caitlin is a new judge! Come up with a witty xfactor judge name, y'all!

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Caitlouis Walsh and Shuryl Fernandez-Versini-Cole-Tweedy in dramatic bust up!

It's all guns blazing once again on the T Factor set as Shuryl finds herself embroiled in further controversy after a dramatic showdown with fellow judge Caitlouis. Caitloulou and Nation's Sweetheart Shuryl didn't agree on whether Nasty Twerking Collective (Ammi Dotdotdot, 22, Niamh Potatoes, 107 and Livia McJewish, 24) were deserving of a place in the next round or not; Caitlouis said "You remind me of a young Girls Aloud, but with more talent!" to which Shuryl was furious, sniping back that her fellow judge was "a filthy leprechaun shagger" and "probably a poofter, let's face it." When asked to clarify her comments, Fernandez-Versini-Cole-Tweedy-Donatello-Raphael-Michaelangelo-the-other-ninja-turtle shrugged and said "I'm not the one who made my way through the music business sucking off young men", earning a snort from fellow judge Mel Z. We can't wait for more! - ZetaNews

Goodness me

[Shaun]

**** off you dick

yeah

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[Z]

Shuryl Fertrampdez-Veryeasy harbours refugees in her Crazy Stupid Vagina

T Factor judge Shuryl has yet another PR disaster on her hands after it's revealed exclusively by the Mail On Sunday that she harboured a family of 14 African immigrants in her Love Machine. The ex-girl band singer is said to have traumatised the family, who are distantly related to one of Shuryl's former victims, Gamu Nhengu, with one source close to the scandal saying that they "would never forget the sound of her underground" and they "said that the promise she made, promise she made, is starting to give them an intense burning sensation and they're a bit concerned they have The Loving Kind of hepatitis after their experience." Although it's been a long hot summer, it's believed that life got cold for the family who it's said can't speak French but of course have a whola lotta history with our Shuzza. Will Shuryl see the day where we don't have yet another disastrous headline about her?

Bring back Shulisa !!!!!!!!!