[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Can remember my old man used to keep his boat at a sailing club just beyond this massive power station, he always told me it was where a bunch of giants lived and that they would all come out at night. One night we were meant to be staying the night on the boat and I was scared sh*tless that the giants were gonna come out in the middle of the night and take me, threw such a big tantrum over it refusing to go that eventually he relented and told me it wasn't true. Very cruel father really

No - a very imaginative father.

[armand.kay]

If you turn you eyelids inside out and the wind blew in your direction the you face would be stuck forever.

[JoshBB]

I used to believe that if I didn't pray God would make my next few days horrible (this was when I was like 6-8, and my parents are/were both atheists which was odd..)

[Black Dagger]

That the magic bus that went around could fly. I always expected to take off when we got on