[GlitterEyes]

Ian: Janet's Jermaine's sister
Jo: No $%*t!!!

Leo in the DR: I can't sleep I have a naked man in my bed.

[Chrizzle]

Leo: I wish I was a woman..
Dirk: You are.. your more woman than me

[curiouswatcher]

Dirk: Oh, I'm terrible at charades
Carol: How come? You're an actor
Dirk: Ya, But have you seen my work?

[Chrizzle]

(On live)

Jade: Would you like to get married, Ian?
Ian: Yeah..
Jade: What would you wear?
Danielle: *jumping up* A BIG WHITE DRESS!!!!???!!!

[Sophii3x]

Jade- "I'm special in a wolly way"

[GlitterEyes]

Dirk to Leo: "I knew I shouldn't of hung around with you"

Shilpa: You should marry when you're about 60 - that's what I'm going to do I think
Dirk: I can't wait that long dear. If we're going to do this, it's gotta be soon

[xxxkissxxx]

Somebody commenting that Jackiey only ever shuts up when she's asleep then Jade saying,"but then she speaks out of her bum!"

[Sophii3x]

Leo- "You are spreading diseases Big Brother"

[sunny]

when shilpa said whats a minge

[Leona]

Jade- 'Don't Patronise me'

Shilpa- 'Its not Patronise sweety, Look in the Dictionary....'

[DiamondDogTags]

By Jermaine.. "you can't reason with stupidity"

[sunny]

[Siouxsie]

Cleo "Its a loaded gun" getting ready to fire

[Sophii3x]

Cleo- "We all feel like wev'e been shot"

[MarkWaldorf]

Shilpa - "You want to know my question? How long is one supposed to cook a chicken?"

[Smeggypants]

Originally posted by sunny
when shilpa said whats a minge

I thought it was funny when she said "What's Punani!"

Especially as Punani sounds indian.

[Nikkos]

Danielle: I've worked hard to achieve what I have

[Sophii3x]

Jade- "I'm gonna look like a whale in a condom"

[GlitterEyes]

Can anyone remember Jo's quote the other night while talking about hair bleech...going to bed with........waking up with.....cant quite remember it! But it was funny.

[Mojina]

^I think she said something along the lines of "She'd be going to sleep with Penelope Cruz and waking up with Cameron Diaz"

My favourite:

Big Brother: On Friday before you entered the house, Big Brother gave the celebrities a dilemma.
Jackiey: What's a dimella?

[Sophii3x]

Originally posted by GlitterEyes
Can anyone remember Jo's quote the other night while talking about hair bleech...going to bed with........waking up with.....cant quite remember it! But it was funny.

Oh was it Penelope Cruz and waking up with Cameron Diaz

[The_Hitman]

Jack: Do you ever do any fast songs?

Leo: Oh ******* yeah! We really rock out.

[J.C.]

Davina`s last question to Jade:

` what have you learn`t about yourself.`

Jade;
`I have learn`t that I am not that person at all`

[TUXTPENGUIN]

Jade: I thought the eskimos lived in Antarctica, but Jack said thats erm not a place its just loads of water.

3 things with that

-Antarctica is the South Pole only scientists lived there and penguins.
-Of course its a place. Its an entire continent with gold, diamonds, coal and 1000s of fossils on undiscovered animals.
-Jack is half right altough hes thinking of the Artic (North Pole)


and generally all the "Eskimo World" stuff.

[Dracula]

Jackie - " That Indian " & " No present for Indian "
Jack - " She is a ****** ", " Wan*** & i hate her "
Danielle - " She should Fu** off back home " , " She can not speak English any way " & " You don't know where her fingers have been ".