[Daniel-X]

I'm busy planning Tiara-O-Ween for all my 1752 Instagram fans

[Cal.]

Time's up!

Who is the 'Main Hoe'?

[Daniel-X]

*Consuela's body is taken away with Pinot Grigio in hand*

-Takes the wine-

[Daniel-X]

I think it's me but I don't know

I got three votes and Nicki got one from herself

[Will.]

Remember everyone, there's a killer amongst you lot.

RIP MINAJ

[Will.]

Tiara is the main hoe Cal.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Will1999

Tiara is the main hoe Cal.

She got my vote.

[kirklancaster]

I want to win Cal's heart because I am a hopeless romantic who has fallen deeply in love. I deserve to be in the final three because I am tall, dark and handsome, I have a lot of life experience and am one of the funniest wits to be in the company of. I know how to make someone laugh and feel at ease, but I also know how to make thm feel like they are the most special person on the planet - which they are to me if I am in love with them.

[kirklancaster]

I would eliminate Dwayne because it would reduce the risk of swine-flue destroying the world.

[Cal.]

Tiara, you are my 'Main Hoe'.

As my 'Main Hoe' - you will not face elimination this evening.

However, it is your job to interrogate your fellow 5 contestants. Only one of them will join you in not being on the chopping block, and the other 4 contestants will face elimination.

It is up to you to decide who faces elimination based on who you think is the most truthful and genuine in this process.

You have until 9:45 to ask your questions and make your decision on the 4 facing elimination.

NICKI, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
BRITNEY, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
BRENDA, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
DWAYNE, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.
MARK, YOU ARE NOT SAFE.

[Daniel-X]

Thank you Cal I hope I do you and Beyonce proud

Does everyone get asked the same questions or are they quick fire ones in here? x

[Daniel-X]

Your first question...

'Why do you want to win Cal's heart and why do you think you deserve to make final three?'

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Your first question...

'Why do you want to win Cal's heart and why do you think you deserve to make final three?'

I want the magazine deals and the spin off show of us fixing up a busted old vineyard.

[Cal.]

Quick fire ones here, based on scouting out whose the most genuine x

[Daniel-X]

Kk thanks x

[T*]

Aren't I safe because of the fake elimination tho

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Tøm

Aren't I safe because of the fake elimination tho

no hoe

[Daniel-X]

Second question...

'If you had to eliminate someone who would you eliminate and why?'

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Second question...

'If you had to eliminate someone who would you eliminate and why?'

Mark, just look at him.

[T*]

For Q1
Because cal is the perfect woman, a fashionista (like me), sassy (like me) and she is generally amazing.
I should be final 3 because without me this game wouldn't be the same, I've made more of an impact on the game than Dwayne did when he sat on one of the producers cats (RIP fluffy)

[T*]

Q2: Dwayne because he takes up too much room

[Daniel-X]

Third question...

'Why would me taking you to final three benefit me? But also Cal?'

[T*]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Third question...

'Why would me taking you to final three benefit me? But also Cal?'

Ménage a trois

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Third question...

'Why would me taking you to final three benefit me? But also Cal?'

You can be the best friend in the spin off show. Cal won't get a spin off with those other messes. No one wants to see them.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Third question...

'Why would me taking you to final three benefit me? But also Cal?'

Ain't no Trick about the treat I have in store for you Doll. Picture it:
You – breathtakingly beautiful and radiant in your Armani Prive ball gown. Me the epitome of macho elegance in my Dolce and Gabbana tuxedo and tie.

The strains of 'Jealousy' fill the warm Argentinian night air as I hold you tightly , and we begin to Tango under a star-filled sky.

Then, you can resist my sexual chemistry no more. You can no longer ignore the throbbing drumming of my manhood pressing against your swollen love-lips, and your slender body trembles, shudders as you fall against my rippling chest, limp, spent, satisfied. I search your lovely face, gaze deep into the beautiful pools which are your eyes. I look down at the growing wet patch on your dress , and I say:

NOW you know the true meaning of Come Dancing.

Oh - and Cal can watch until it's his turn to get the Mark treatment.