[armand.kay]

Originally Posted by Cal.

Remove him from the site now.

[Pete.]

This WILL be completed soon

[Jason.]

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[reece(:]

'Chantelle: It's not about who wins, I just think it's funny that we're all in a box.
Pete: Well you ****in stay in there love'

Me

[Jamie89]

'Pete: Can we all agree on Rula [to win the task]?
*Various people say no*
Pete: Oh **** off ya bunch of slags'

[Jamie89]

'Pete: Did you ask what your prize was?
Rula: My thighs?
Pete: Your prize.

I need to rewatch this

[Black Dagger]

*Pete falls asleep listening to Jimmy Savile talking about Barrymore*

WELP.

[Cal.]

*buys my Pete from ebay*

[Pete.]

Episode 12



'If I was Preston's girlfriend I'd chew the face off you [Chantelle] when you get out of here.'

'I'd cut his cock off and make him swallow it.'

'They're probably at your girlfriend's door going "what do you think of Preston copping off with this blonde slapper whose had they're knockers out every 2 minutes?"'

'Your [Chanelle's] ****ing poached eggs have been all over those magazines'

'The sad thing is when you grow older your brain cells diminish, so you're in real trouble.'

'Next time you get your teeth flossed, make sure they can do it with your brain as well with plague removal.'

'You can't be as dumb as you act. Are you potty trained?'

'Pete: Who trained you to use the toilet?
Chantelle: My mum.
Pete: How old were you?
Chantelle: I ain't got a clue.
Pete: Was it recent?'

'Pete: Can you cross the road unaided?
Chantelle: Yes
Pete: In a pram or on your feet?
Chantelle: On my feet
Pete: *walks away* Just checking.'

'[Looking at pamper hamper] Are we all going to sit using that stuff or gasping for cigarettes. We can't go to the shower, hog it and use all of that can we?'

'We're living in wartime conditions. None of us have the space to use any of these products and the majority of us are going insane through caffeine withdrawal and nicotine withdraw, me more than others because it's the staples of my diet.'

'I'm hating it I'm going up the ****ing wall. No coffee, no cigarettes, no privacy in the bathroom, no lock on the bathroom door, people walking in all the time when you're trying to take a ****. It's just too stressful.'

'The foundation of my security in any environment is privacy in the bathroom and time to use the bathroom. You had a laugh didn't you - 11 people and 1 shower?'

'Its car crash telly at its lowest level that you've got here and I personally want to go ok I've done my little guest appearance and thanks.'

'BB: Big Brother thinks you're going through a bit of a low at the moment...
Pete: Oh **** off just leave me out'

'BB: Big Brother suggests you talk to the other housemates...
Pete: I am telling you right now, completely and seriously, not for your cameras, I am telling you right ****ing now that I want to go out.'

'George: This experience is relaunching you.
Pete: That's not what I came for George!'

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Pete.

'You can't be as dumb as you act. Are you potty trained?'

'Pete: Who trained you to use the toilet?
Chantelle: My mum.
Pete: How old were you?
Chantelle: I ain't got a clue.
Pete: Was it recent?'

cah

[Cal.]

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[Pete.]

Episode 13

'Have this ****ing cigarette and shove it where the sun don't shine.'

'She's [Rula] getting right up my nose. She makes me want to walk out there with my cock out.'

'She [Rula] was asking me this morning, "When are you leaving? What time are you leaving? Why can't you do it now? You should be able to do it right away." And she was so happy, she had a wet patch underneath her.'

'Listen Dennis I know I make good television even from a visual point of view.'

'My first nomination... for eviction... would be Rula. I think Rula is going through a crisis in her life and I don't think this is a great place to address it. It was a great place to confront it, she's hit it and it leads to her being quite cantankerous.'

'I wish her well but I wish her gone.'

'My second nomination would be Chantelle. I know she's in her 20s but I relate to her as if she's 15.'

'I think Big Brother hatched her out of an egg, that she didn't have any existence in the real world previously to this.'

'I asked if I could go to the bedroom and get some cigarettes and they said "no the door's locked" so I asked if it was OK to break the door down.'

'Michael: I thought you've smoken your cigarettes?
Pete: I did I'm bumming them now. What business is it of yours are you the ****ing cigarette police? Who designated you cigarette police? Just because you've been in ****ing rehab doesn't mean you can sit up there on your ****ing throne passing judgment on everyone else. So what I've smoked them all.'

'[To Michael] Do you think sucking dick has given you some superior intelligence?'

'This is going to be so funny I'm going to spit my veneers out from laughter because you [Rula] are the ****ty jobs committee.'

'[Rula starts dancing during rocker task] Do the teapot! Drop a strap!'

[Cal.]

Pete: I did I'm bumming them now. What business is it of yours are you the ****ing cigarette police? Who designated you cigarette police? Just because you've been in ****ing rehab doesn't mean you can sit up there on your ****ing throne passing judgment on everyone else. So what I've smoked them all.'

Pete ended him.

[Pete.]

Episode 14

'[At the nomination reveal] Let's all make a pledge to wail inconsolably.'

'I can't throw myself on the floor, I'm like an old lady when I wake up in the morning. I'm an old prostitute.'

'[Faria starts crying over being nominated] Are you on the rag?'

'[Faria is told of eviction] Sorry I'm actually really jealous.'

'Faria drain them all. See you soon you lucky bitch.'

'She probably throw the suitcase down the ramp, panties and dresses everywhere.'

'*sings* How do you solve a problem like diarrhea.'

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Special mention: Faria - 'Do you think they'll let a black or Asian person win this thing? Are you out of your tree?'

[Cal.]

One of my favourite Pete moments is when Rula is evicted and he's celebrating lying on his bed in the bedroom and then he runs and hides in the toilet so he doesn't have to see her when she makes her exit

[Pete.]

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Pete.

A sig moment.

[Pete.]

Episode 15

'[Death Toll Bell alarm] That means someone's going to be executed today. One of the minorities has to walk.'

'[Faria] must have a thing for sportsmen with big leather balls.'

'[about Faria] "I want to show people the real me." Show me a man that kicks or bounces a ball and I've got my legs spread.'

'"Well done" I wanted to go!'

'Oh well lets make the best of it. Where's the booze, the fags and the cigars?'

'Pete: Rula's face is like thunder. She looks as miserable as 'ell. Don't know why...?
Maggots: Is it the reason I think?
Pete: [smirks] Me'

'[About surviving] It's all balls innit.'

'Rula's face was like psychotic in there but now she's resorted to sticking a flower in her hair.'

'She's so competitive it makes me screech. Her face sunk over at me when it was Faria.'

'She's going to start on me tonight because I'll say something or show my arse, and say you miserable dried up old husk.'

'[About Chantelle] She's smart enough to win this thing.'

'I know black don't crack, but ultimately you get dusty hair.'

'They hate me, they're just keeping me in out of strange fascination.'

'You're insincere to the point of nausea.'

'You know what you can kiss my raw haemorrhoid.'

[Epic.]

...Is it too late for me to join maybe?

I've been watching all the CBBs and he was just an iconic panto-villain and probably the best one they've had

[Pete.]

[Cal.]

[Cal.]

[arista]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Burns

YES HE WAS ONE OF KIND

sad loss.

[Jordan.]

I've kinda moved past the sadness phase and now I'm just ANGRY he's no longer with us

[Epic.]

Still alive in our hearts