[Rob!]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

Dont let it worry you, you would never be invited

Aww. I’m hurt.

[thesheriff443]

I cant sit down or I would drown my penis.

[Crimson Dynamo]

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by parmnion

did you catch that programme on bbc2 at ten o clock tuesday night that had harry in it chuff?

5 celebs have a posh meal, all throw thieir credit cards in the middle then play dinner games during the meal and the person who wins the least pays for the meal.....


GREAT CONCEPT, HE SHARED HIS MEAL WITH ROB BECKKITT, VICKY COHREN...MARTIN KEMP AND A FEMALE COMEDIENE WHO ENDED UP PAYING....he had some classic stories.

No I missed that !! will find it on catch up xx

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by parmnion

I doubt anne would fall in.

I believe it was Rita who raised the issue not Anne

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by saiwong

You ignored my response that I posted. I disagreed with you.

Just like you should check for on-coming traffic before crossing the road, women should check the position of the toilet seat before sitting down.

What response of yours did I ignore?

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

when i was little i would take a sugar puff in to the loo and then see if I could sink it with my green liquid lazer beam

Green ??


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[Beso]

Originally Posted by chuff me dizzy

No I missed that !! will find it on catch up xx

let me know what you thought!

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by parmnion

let me know what you thought!

Will do ,thanks xx

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Green ??


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side effects of a Creamola Foam addiction, sadly

[thesheriff443]

True story, my daughter would only eat a certain baby food, it had carrots in it, she ate so much it turned her nose orange.

[Gusto Brunt]

Originally Posted by bitontheslide

I think women should lift the seat up after they have finished in order to stop blokes peeing on it when they arrive

If ever I have to sit down for a ****e in a public lav, like a pub or restuarant and there is *iss on the lav seat, I simply get some toilet paper, wet it from the taps and clean the seat.

It ain't rocket science. There is no reason why a woman should park her botty on a *iss-soaked seat.

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by Gusto Brunt

If ever I have to sit down for a ****e in a public lav, like a pub or restuarant and there is *iss on the lav seat, I simply get some toilet paper, wet it from the taps and clean the seat.

It ain't rocket science. There is no reason why a woman should park her botty on a *iss-soaked seat.

But why should you have to do this ? dirty filthy pigs !!

[Crimson Dynamo]

this why pissing in the sink is the best compromise

[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

this why pissing in the sink is the best compromise

Loony

[Beso]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

side effects of a Creamola Foam addiction, sadly

or krakatoa as it is now known

[Beso]

SO ANNE.......


am i right in saying her only input last night was the bitchy nah nah nah comment about the sun to rita and the forced out fart?

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by parmnion

SO ANNE.......


am i right in saying her only input last night was the bitchy nah nah nah comment about the sun to rita and the forced out fart?

Can't remember but she's been getting some terrible editing ..

His her other program on BBC ??


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[Matthew.]

it’s just common decency to put the toilet seat down

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

it’s just common decency to put the toilet seat down

Or is it ??

Why should we be expected to put our hands under the seat everytime we want a wee ... it's full of other people's germs and stuff under there !!


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[chuff me dizzy]

Originally Posted by parmnion

SO ANNE.......


am i right in saying her only input last night was the bitchy nah nah nah comment about the sun to rita and the forced out fart?

Yep ,thats your lot ....Riveting entertainment dont you agree

Ps what was the name of that show with Lovely Harry in please ?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Or is it ??

Why should we be expected to put our hands under the seat everytime we want a wee ... it's full of other people's germs and stuff under there !!


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maybe so but if you wash your hands after using the toilet that won’t be too much of an issue will it

[saiwong]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

it’s just common decency to put the toilet seat down

Originally Posted by Matthew.

maybe so but if you wash your hands after using the toilet that won’t be too much of an issue will it

Why do men always have to move the toilet seat for the convenience of women ?

Why can't women have the common decency to put the toilet seat up for men ?

Women can wash their hands after so that won’t be too much of an issue will it

[Twosugars]

the only fair solution: seat and lid stay down
men lift both to pee, women lift one

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by saiwong

Why do men always have to move the toilet seat for the convenience of women ?

Why can't women have the common decency to put the toilet seat up for men ?

Women can wash their hands after so that won’t be too much of an issue will it

What if the man wants to poo, does he do that standing up too?