[RileyH]

Originally Posted by montblanc

bye riley do you really stan zeke agsfdfjfjhds

no but with the nominees here there wasn't much choice was there

[montblanc]

get him OUT

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

I will cut Noah because I'm not here for his overrated ass stomping through this rank + the ones there I know are worse will probably leave this round anyway

And I'll save Spud because he was a great character

just a heads up Morgan, there's 84 contestants, not 85

84. Noah

(my typical reaction to a Noah and Emma scene)

Ugh yuck. Why is such an obviously poorly written character so bloody popular? While he definitely isn't my actual #84, Noah would've glided through to the Top 15 of this rank with ease no matter how many times I would've nominated him so it gives me great satisfaction that he's no more. For the record, he's not an all around terrible character. Unpopular opinion, but I actually liked him best in Total Drama Island. At that point, he was the same nasty, selfish, lazy deadbeat he was in all the other seasons, but in this exception, he gets called out on it and even voted off early for it, and therefore is a much funnier character because you can laugh at him. In the special, there's less of this but it was fun to see him team up with Eva and Izzy and... y'know, do something of importance. Which brings me to World Tour, where he gets glorified by people as one of the best of the season, but why exactly? All he does is sit around and make one or two one-liners per episode and is still just as much a background character, if not more than ever. And on his team, Alejandro, Owen, Izzy and even Tyler are just way more interesting and fleshed out personalities than he ever was. He also caused Owen to dump Izzy after complaining about her behind her back like the sad bitch he is despite him supposedly being friends with her .

And then... there's Ridonculous Race . When asked what my favourite season is, it is usually this one by a slight margin, but whenever I think of Noah's involvement with it, I question why I'd put it as my favourite. Although Noah is suddenly an important character in this season, on rewatch you can notice that he's still somehow pretty unmemorable and not that much of a screen stealer. But what's actually offensive about this is that he's still at his most insufferable somehow. I don't need to go into the Nemma storyline that much because it's already been discussed many times, but my god I've never cringed in annoyance as much watching the show as I did with this couple. Noah falls madly in love with her because he sees her do a flip(???). What's worse is that this awful robotic personality he gets from this relationship transcends onto Emma and completely ruins her character and team for me. The independent, emotionally confused law girl was gone for a few episodes and replaced with an emotionally love-driven weirdo. It may have been in-character for her based on her previous relationship but it's not funny or paced at all. When I think about it, Noah and Emma were basically TD's take on Steven and Kimberly in BB15 .

But no, my real problem with Noah is how badly he treats Owen. They get regarded as this ultimate best friend duo of the show but it really isn't. Don't believe me that Noah's a terrible friend? Well:

1. he force feeds Owen spicy food against his will
2. he laughed behind his back when he drew him in Paris with the judge and then wouldn't even let him see the picture
3. he responded to being playfully teased about Emma to punching Owen as hard as he could
4. he refused to save Owen's life when he was nearly eaten by a crocodile + when his eye was literally on fire
5. he constantly undermined Owen's abilities despite him usually being the one who had to save the team from being out after Noah kept screwing everything up

All in all, Noah sucks and isn't likeable despite the attempt to paint him as such. Bye bye loser!

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Epic.

just a heads up Morgan, there's 84 contestants, not 85

84. Noah

(my typical reaction to a Noah and Emma scene)

Ugh yuck. Why is such an obviously poorly written character so bloody popular? While he definitely isn't my actual #84, Noah would've glided through to the Top 15 of this rank with ease no matter how many times I would've nominated him so it gives me great satisfaction that he's no more. For the record, he's not an all around terrible character. Unpopular opinion, but I actually liked him best in Total Drama Island. At that point, he was the same nasty, selfish, lazy deadbeat he was in all the other seasons, but in this exception, he gets called out on it and even voted off early for it, and therefore is a much funnier character because you can laugh at him. In the special, there's less of this but it was fun to see him team up with Eva and Izzy and... y'know, do something of importance. Which brings me to World Tour, where he gets glorified by people as one of the best of the season, but why exactly? All he does is sit around and make one or two one-liners per episode and is still just as much a background character, if not more than ever. And on his team, Alejandro, Owen, Izzy and even Tyler are just way more interesting and fleshed out personalities than he ever was. He also caused Owen to dump Izzy after complaining about her behind her back like the sad bitch he is despite him supposedly being friends with her .

And then... there's Ridonculous Race . When asked what my favourite season is, it is usually this one by a slight margin, but whenever I think of Noah's involvement with it, I question why I'd put it as my favourite. Although Noah is suddenly an important character in this season, on rewatch you can notice that he's still somehow pretty unmemorable and not that much of a screen stealer. But what's actually offensive about this is that he's still at his most insufferable somehow. I don't need to go into the Nemma storyline that much because it's already been discussed many times, but my god I've never cringed in annoyance as much watching the show as I did with this couple. Noah falls madly in love with her because he sees her do a flip(???). What's worse is that this awful robotic personality he gets from this relationship transcends onto Emma and completely ruins her character and team for me. The independent, emotionally confused law girl was gone for a few episodes and replaced with an emotionally love-driven weirdo. It may have been in-character for her based on her previous relationship but it's not funny or paced at all. When I think about it, Noah and Emma were basically TD's take on Steven and Kimberly in BB15 .

But no, my real problem with Noah is how badly he treats Owen. They get regarded as this ultimate best friend duo of the show but it really isn't. Don't believe me that Noah's a terrible friend? Well:

1. he force feeds Owen spicy food against his will
2. he laughed behind his back when he drew him in Paris with the judge and then wouldn't even let him see the picture
3. he responded to being playfully teased about Emma to punching Owen as hard as he could
4. he refused to save Owen's life when he was nearly eaten by a crocodile + when his eye was literally on fire
5. he constantly undermined Owen's abilities despite him usually being the one who had to save the team from being out after Noah kept screwing everything up

All in all, Noah sucks and isn't likeable despite the attempt to paint him as such. Bye bye loser!

Oof thanks for the heads up

[Morgan.]

I'm PERCHED to see Epics response to Rileys writeup

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

I'm PERCHED to see Epics response to Rileys writeup

-puts on bulletproof vest-

[montblanc]

god i NEVER understood his weird fanbase he isn't even a good looking character

overrated and boring

[montblanc]

he did make me scream in TDI though

[Morgan.]

Ironically I actually much preferred him in RR than I did in TD Idk what it was - maybe it was because Owen and Emma were both good characters ans they made Noah better by default? Idk I just know I preferred him in RR

[Morgan.]

Ant's Staci Writeup

Staci:

What do you want me to write. Staci is boring. Yah! Yah I don't like ha. So boring. What's there even to say. Her entire thing is just. Lying. I'm struggling so much to even say something about a woman of so little words. I still scream at her thinking it's a good idea to hold something radioactive in her hand though. But really she should've been the one to be mutated and not our gal Dakota!

[montblanc]

[sleleen]

chet: sorry luv who? he was so irrelevant yet when he was shown him and his brother were just so whiny, childish & annoying and should of been first boots! period

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by SlayBB

chet: sorry luv who? he was so irrelevant yet when he was shown him and his brother were just so whiny, childish & annoying and should of been first boots! period

excuse you no they shouldn’t have

[sleleen]

when’s the next round?

[montblanc]

oop slow down slay

[sleleen]

Originally Posted by montblanc

oop slow down slay

am still a bit confused by the format so ah wasn’t sure sorry, just wanna rank the actual characters once these irrels get out of t’way

[RileyH]

81: Harold


(are these all Epic. quotes?)

I don't even know what to say bc am scared Epic will find my address and come kill me

I guess my true hatred of Harold comes from TDI when he took it upon himself to mess with Duncan by voting out LEGEND Courtney. Which was stupid bc they'd only been really talking a few days and I've always wondered that if he was gonna rig the votes like that why not get out Duncan or any of the others that were picking on him? Would've made a much nicer time for him in both the game and the lil resort where Court was ready and waiting for him OH and if they lit saw him rigging the votes why did they do nothing Court was robbed and we all know it. Before that tho I guess Duncan and the lads were kinda horrible to him, but he was annoying and deserved it so it's ok. And the showmance with LeShawna OH MY GOD was it cringey and ngl made me hate LeShawna for a lil bit. Just awful.

Can't really remember much about Harold in TDA / TDWT apart from when he killed Duncan's tarantula and when he got a deserved early exit in World Tour (maybe the real reason it's my fav season?) I do remember when LeShawna kissed Alejandro (good for u sis x) and Harold sang that one song on Aftermath (which is lowkey a bop I ain't even gonna lie, not in my top half of WT songs theaux). So yeah, bye Harold.

[Morgan.]

The next round is either when I get all writeups in, or after 24 hours has passed.

[montblanc]

i don't know how i feel about harold

[Epic.]

What a man


(and no i'm not going to defend him again because i've already went through why him rigging against Courtney was a good thing and why all her fans should be thanking him for it, me included)

[RileyH]

no one's telling you to defend him sis it's just my opinion

[Morgan.]

Am off shoppin so next round probably when I get back (assuming mont is gonna do a weiteup whilst am out)

[sleleen]

ooh I get this format now, I like it we need a pll version too!

[RileyH]

always waitin on mont

[montblanc]

80th - Mary (Ridonculous Race)



She's said about two words! I genuinely do not remember her speaking at all asdfadskdja

Her partner was always talking while she just giggled and nodded along like Chloe Ayling I low key like her design though because it's a scream but other than that, irrelevant!