[Mitchell]

Sorry to say this, but Jakes neighbours cousins primary school teacher told me that these parties aren’t even free! Jake is claiming the royalties for the music by charging everyone £17 a month!

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Sorry to say this, but Jakes neighbours cousins primary school teacher told me that these parties aren’t even free! Jake is claiming the royalties for the music by charging everyone £17 a month!

What a lie! Mitchells aunties friend from bingos daughters dogs groomer told me he doesnt even like Tracy Barnard or Matthew for that matter he just wanted to jump on the bandwagon

[Strictly Jake]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

Do you feel you have time to commit to being a new prime minister with a new child and std

Without a doubt! Im a multitasker. In fact I even hosted strictly tibb dancing last night holding the baby feeding him and winding him all while totalling the scores up. Also with such an amazing campaign team they will help me along too

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Strictly Jake

What a lie! Mitchells aunties friend from bingos daughters dogs groomer told me he doesnt even like Tracy Barnard or Matthew for that matter he just wanted to jump on the bandwagon

Never said I did like Matthew! Also it’s TRACEY, can we really trust someone to lead who doesn’t even know how to spell the queen’s name? I don’t think so!

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by GoldHeart

No it's Strictly TIbb dancing. That's why

oh so it is

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Strictly Jake

I have heard reports of party members on opposing teams accusing me of having an STD. I want to reassure everyone that this term refers to Strictly Tibb Dancing. A game that has brought happiness to all those who play. Yet another reason to #BeHappy

I agree,I enjoy this game as do many others,Im all for spreading the happiness.

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

I agree,I enjoy this game as do many others,Im all for spreading the happiness.

Spreading the happiness is what caused the STD in the first place!

[Strictly Jake]

Well the symptoms of this STD

Are shiny disco balls and sequins coming out of your ears

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Strictly Jake

Well the symptoms of this STD

Are shiny disco balls and sequins coming out of your ears

And an unfortunate rash when Cherie finds out you’ve marked her a 6

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Strictly Jake

Well the symptoms of this STD

Are shiny disco balls and sequins coming out of your ears

[Amy Jade]

I strongly suggest nobody pay attention to Mitchell and his lies.

The only thing being spread is his legs for Matthew. Some would call him Mitchell Lewinsky.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I strongly suggest nobody pay attention to Mitchell and his lies.

The only thing being spread is his legs for Matthew. Some would call him Mitchell Lewinsky.

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I strongly suggest nobody pay attention to Mitchell and his lies.

The only thing being spread is his legs for Matthew. Some would call him Mitchell Lewinsky.

Well he just got Vanessa's vote then

[Beso]

Wish I was a bit of toast right now.

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

I strongly suggest nobody pay attention to Mitchell and his lies.

The only thing being spread is his legs for Matthew. Some would call him Mitchell Lewinsky.

We love a power couple!!

[Strictly Jake]

I hope everyone is happy today in this glorious weather. If you are concerned over how quiet the forum is then joining this party is what you need as we bring the chat and games section to the forefront

[Strictly Jake]

It is time to vote!