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Luckily she's up for eviction already, so if you're willing to venmo me a year's wages worth of votes against her then I'll be more than happy to accept (ignoring the very minor fact that I simulated all the results a week ago and you would be in a good position to sue me)

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Also kind of semi-realistic for Channel 4?
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OMG she shared a house with Kez Katona, Jedward and Tara Reid? WHY don't I remember that?
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Also kind of semi-realistic for Channel 4?
lol thanks I tried to translate the casting archetypes from Channel 4 CBB over to today's celeb culture climate the best I could, and I think all that's really missing is a dodgy politician and a random American pop star thirty years past their prime?
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Ah, so you're the one who pitched the tent up outside the house and is repeating "AJ is a tosser" through a megaphone on a loop
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Love it. Only thing I'd change is re-incorporating the Eatock eye and not using an existing house.
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Day 5
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and if rumours are to believed, that’s not the only thing he has in common with a horse (yes, we’re doing tasks where housemates reenact classic British plays now, we’re acting extra highbrow to counteract everything that happened on Channel 5).



honestly, what is this episode, Big Brother Goes to the Zoo?


Day 6 + Eviction
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unfortunately they spend two hours beforehand arguing over who gets to be Gaga and who gets to be Ari, by which point the rain had stopped and the sun had come out. #kindnesspunk


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Julia!

(yes, BrantSteele says "banished" instead of evicted, don't worry, you'll get used to it)

in her exit interview with Davina, Julia apologises for her offensive comment about Channel 4 viewers, and says that she instead meant to refer to them as inbred cat-shaggers.
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I had forgotten my love for Tony Slattery, lovely man I can see this being semi-realistic with the exceptions of Tati (surely too long away from a steady revenue) and perhaps Fred (no particular reason, just don't see him being the sort for the show)
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Day 7 + Nominations
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I can't imagine such a cruel prank would have made the condition of Baga's heart much betta.


Later on, the housemates are called to the diary room one-by-one to nominate. The results are as follows:

AJ – Tati & Doc
Amber – Doc & Fred
Baga – AJ & Tati
Beverley – Tati & Baga
Bugzy – Baga & Doc
Demi – Baga & Doc
Doc – Demi & Tati
Fred – Amber & Tati
Sophie – Tati & Fred
Tati – Fred & AJ
Tony – Demi & Tati



who goes? the simulator decides!


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defund the police, and abolish The One Show while you're at it!


Day 9 + Eviction
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as today is Baga's birthday, the housemates celebrate RuPaul Day in the house...


...a holiday which incorporates both the good...


...and the bad.


Later that night, the housemates gather to find out which of Doc and Tati will become the second person voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house...

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Tati!

Tati is surprised to find James Charles and Angela Rippon waiting for her outside the house, both wielding truncheons and copies of their respective telephone bills.
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Day 10
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that neighbour's name? Albert Einstein.



Amber and Demi are quickly becoming one of this house's most prominent double acts, right up there with Sophie and feather dusters, AJ and mirrors, and Doc and polygamy!


Day 11 + Nominations
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Tony is obviously Charley in this scenario, just fyi.


Later in the day, the housemates are called to the diary room one-by-one to nominate for the third time. The results are as follows:

AJ – Tony & Doc
Amber – Doc & AJ
Baga – AJ & Doc
Beverley – Doc & AJ
Bugzy – Doc & Sophie
Demi – Doc & Beverley
Doc – AJ & Tony
Fred – Demi & Amber
Sophie – Doc & Beverley
Tony – AJ & Doc



who goes? the simulator decides (that it's probably not going to be AJ, let's be honest)!


Day 12
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for context, today's task is to rank evil historical figures in order of most to least atrocities committed. thanks to Beverley's strong will, Cilla ends up somewhere between Pol Pot and the guy who wrote the Sheila's Wheels jingle.


Day 13 + Eviction
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which won't make Bugzy's eventual BBLB interview with Rylan, Ainsley's replacement, awkward in the slightest (#Justice4TheHarriott).


Later that night, the housemates gather to find out which of AJ and Doc will be the third person voted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house...

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Doc!

after he leaves the house, Doc is shocked to find out that Channel 4 couldn't get the rights to Tiger King references from Netflix, so all of his juicy stories about Carole Baskin and Joe Exotic's secret love affair were cut from the show. oh, and he also tries to propose to Davina.
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