[Beastie]

Put a wealthy old person in there.

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Beastie

Put a wealthy old person in there.

i doubt Richard Branson has the time though


although topless Branson would make epic tv moments, with his many muscles

[Alf]

It's not coming back is it?

Jesus wept

[WingsFan1]

a Nigerian family in the house

[LemonJam]

1. A scrappy house pariah who obliviously annoys everyone through their spoilt nature and selfish actions
2. An abrasive and frivolous loudmouth whose party trick is to slap themselves in the face with their tit
3. An arrogant, argumentative slacker who enjoys mocking others (and gets their comeuppance)
4. An attractive but socially awkward loner who makes unintentionally blunt comments to others
5. An overly competitive vegan nerd who doesn't realise how charming they are
6. A hyperactive prankster who is hot headed and argumentative, but secretly sensitive with a good heart.
7. A quieter, eccentric observer who is a one-liner machine and gives righteous takes in the Diary Room.
8. A self proclaimed "free spirit" who during the experience realises they are definitely shallow and straight laced
9. An overly chatty but very good natured people pleaser who is unassuming but naďve.
10. An extremely charming manipulator who flirts their way into power and evokes jealousy in others
11. A stoic and serious ball breaker who calls people out when acting "against the houses wishes"
12. A ****-stirring manipulator who calmly thrives on playing devils advocate and never quits an argument.
13. A natural born leader who holds high moral standards that come off as cultish and controlling
14. A no nonsense logical disciplinarian with a direct and assertive demeanour.
15. A nagging and overly doting parental figure who is unintentionally probing and invasive.
16. An extremely lazy and self absorbed diva, blissfully unaware of their surroundings.


A good mix of ages, races, gender identities, sexualities, beliefs, body types, and preferably all proper fitties x

[Redway]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

1. A scrappy house pariah who obliviously annoys everyone through their spoilt nature and selfish actions
2. An abrasive and frivolous loudmouth whose party trick is to slap themselves in the face with their tit
3. An arrogant, argumentative slacker who enjoys mocking others (and gets their comeuppance)
4. An attractive but socially awkward loner who makes unintentionally blunt comments to others
5. An overly competitive vegan nerd who doesn't realise how charming they are
6. A hyperactive prankster who is hot headed and argumentative, but secretly sensitive with a good heart.
7. A quieter, eccentric observer who is a one-liner machine and gives righteous takes in the Diary Room.
8. A self proclaimed "free spirit" who during the experience realises they are definitely shallow and straight laced
9. An overly chatty but very good natured people pleaser who is unassuming but naďve.
10. An extremely charming manipulator who flirts their way into power and evokes jealousy in others
11. A stoic and serious ball breaker who calls people out when acting "against the houses wishes"
12. A ****-stirring manipulator who calmly thrives on playing devils advocate and never quits an argument.
13. A natural born leader who holds high moral standards that come off as cultish and controlling
14. A no nonsense logical disciplinarian with a direct and assertive demeanour.
15. A nagging and overly doting parental figure who is unintentionally probing and invasive.
16. An extremely lazy and self absorbed diva, blissfully unaware of their surroundings.


A good mix of ages, races, gender identities, sexualities, beliefs, body types, and preferably all proper fitties x

That ain’t you in your P.P., is it?

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Redway

That ain’t you in your P.P., is it?

It's me with my man BACK OFF x

[Redway]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

It's me with my man BACK OFF x

Oh, nice. I always just thought you looked a bit different.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by LemonJam

1. A scrappy house pariah who obliviously annoys everyone through their spoilt nature and selfish actions
2. An abrasive and frivolous loudmouth whose party trick is to slap themselves in the face with their tit
3. An arrogant, argumentative slacker who enjoys mocking others (and gets their comeuppance)
4. An attractive but socially awkward loner who makes unintentionally blunt comments to others
5. An overly competitive vegan nerd who doesn't realise how charming they are
6. A hyperactive prankster who is hot headed and argumentative, but secretly sensitive with a good heart.
7. A quieter, eccentric observer who is a one-liner machine and gives righteous takes in the Diary Room.
8. A self proclaimed "free spirit" who during the experience realises they are definitely shallow and straight laced
9. An overly chatty but very good natured people pleaser who is unassuming but naďve.
10. An extremely charming manipulator who flirts their way into power and evokes jealousy in others
11. A stoic and serious ball breaker who calls people out when acting "against the houses wishes"
12. A ****-stirring manipulator who calmly thrives on playing devils advocate and never quits an argument.
13. A natural born leader who holds high moral standards that come off as cultish and controlling
14. A no nonsense logical disciplinarian with a direct and assertive demeanour.
15. A nagging and overly doting parental figure who is unintentionally probing and invasive.
16. An extremely lazy and self absorbed diva, blissfully unaware of their surroundings.


A good mix of ages, races, gender identities, sexualities, beliefs, body types, and preferably all proper fitties x

That's my journey if I were to become a BB Housemate.

[Redway]

Anyone but LT. Crimson-Dynamo. Whatever nonsensical guise he’s floating under nowadays. Just none of that.

[Mokka]

0 reality tv stars
0 influencers

[emseateng2014]

i wonder

[Beastie]

Supermarket worker please
Postman/postwoman

[DanielM787]

A Pensioner.