[MrGaryy]

Ugh I hate those things! When I was a kid and they would say to me "Is your mom or Dad there?" I would reply "No, my mom died in an unfortunate hair straightening accident and my father is out on a business trip although I suspect he's actually in some dingy hotel room with a prostitute. So is your mom or dad there?". Lol

[Killian]

Originally posted by Gazbo
Ugh I hate those things! When I was a kid and they would say to me "Is your mom or Dad there?" I would reply "No, my mom died in an unfortunate hair straightening accident and my father is out on a business trip although I suspect he's actually in some dingy hotel room with a prostitute. So is your mom or dad there?". Lol

The situation calls for it.

LMAO!

[Shaun]

Herren und Frauen, (that's German for you at home), please welcome tonight's 'guest'... TOM!

[Tom]

Oh I'm only a 'guest' am I?

[Tom]

Oh what a warm welcome this is.

[Shaun]

Hello Thomas.

What have you got lined up for us to talk about first of all?

[_Tom_]

Hey Tom!

[Tom]

Firstly, I'd like to put in pidgeons. What is the point in this horrible creatures? They just swarm around your feet about about 90837248273489265896282834762879462897346298763428 976498237 just come from nowhere especially when you drop any sort of food in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester City Centre. I dread to think what Trafalgar Square is like. They're not even scared of you anymore! I remember in the older days you could walk up to one and it would run away but now they try and attack you and practically land on you.

So yeah, thats my first one .

[Shaun]

Did you not enjoy feeding the pigeons as a child, Tom?

[Tom]

Eww no. Although I am on a Greek postcard chasing them

[Shaun]

A what? Explain

[Tom]

A postcard from Greece

Some pervert took a picture of me and made a postcard out of it. I'm not the only one on it though

[Gemmer-x]

Originally posted by Tom
A postcard from Greece

Some pervert took a picture of me and made a postcard out of it. I'm not the only one on it though

Lmao!

[Shaun]

Interesting...

So we'll open this up to the audience now - anybody want to agree or disagree?

[Tom]

There is no audience, I have no fans

[Magic]

Originally posted by Tom
Firstly, I'd like to put in pidgeons. What is the point in this horrible creatures? They just swarm around your feet about about 90837248273489265896282834762879462897346298763428 976498237 just come from nowhere especially when you drop any sort of food in Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester City Centre. I dread to think what Trafalgar Square is like. They're not even scared of you anymore! I remember in the older days you could walk up to one and it would run away but now they try and attack you and practically land on you.

So yeah, thats my first one .

God. We have Pidgeons AND seagulls. And we dont even live near a beach!

[_Tom_]

Originally posted by Shaun
Interesting...

So we'll open this up to the audience now - anybody want to agree or disagree?

AGREE

[Shaun]

We get 14 million viewers, Tom. This is the Ant and Dec slot.

[Shaun]

Ok, I'm happy to agree with pigeons being thrown into Room 101, just for the strange mental images.

Goodbye pigeons.

*pulls the lever*

Anyway - what's your next item, Tom?

[Tom]

Daytime TV. Its either for women or for old people. Where are the alternatives? OK I can put up with Jeremy Kyle and to some extent This Morning, but when it gets past 12.30 and its Loose "I'm on my period and I'm hormonal" Women, the property/antique shows and the cooking shows it just gets very silly. Its not very good when you're having a lazy day and just want to lie in bed watching telly and theres nothing on at all.

[Shaun]

Hmm...there's a lot to talk about there. Which shows do you hate the most?

[Magic]

Originally posted by Tom
Daytime TV. Its either for women or for old people. Where are the alternatives? OK I can put up with Jeremy Kyle and to some extent This Morning, but when it gets past 12.30 and its Loose "I'm on my period and I'm hormonal" Women, the property/antique shows and the cooking shows it just gets very silly. Its not very good when you're having a lazy day and just want to lie in bed watching telly and theres nothing on at all.

Wow. I agree. Although I did have a secret love for 60 minute makeover! And I used to like Loose Women, but now they go on about the same crap every time!

Room 101 it Shaun!

[Tom]

Originally posted by Shaun
Hmm...there's a lot to talk about there. Which shows do you hate the most?

Antique shows mainly. Oh and that cooking thing on in the afternoon. No idea what its called. I hate Loose Women as well, they just moan and moan, and are sexist, but everyone has a soft spot for 60 Minute Makeover Magic

[Shaun]

Well I'm reluctant to since it would include This Morning...which I've loved watching on days off school since the dawn of time...

[Tom]

All daytime TV except This Morning, Jeremy Kyle and 60 Minute Makeover then