[Jay.]

omg hahahaha perfect <3

[Pete.]

Love this bop

UUUUUUUUUUUK

Nicki would be proud

[GypsyGoth]

[Drew.]

well done Shaun, wonderful voice..

[Ramsay]

Ive caught up
Shaun

[jackc1806]

Hilarious Shaun

[Livia]

Amazing... brilliant job Shaun LOL..

[T*]

Oh god it's me now

[Natalie.]

Shaun that is perfection

[Shaun]

it's now on itunes support the artists x

[Shaun]

We'll always have Paris...
Steady on, love. Here's Sweden!

[Pete.]

You made the mistake of putting it on YouTube xx
(JK #BuyBritneyJean)

[T*]

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Tom!

:amazed;

Flop

[T*]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Flop

Just like my song will be

[Shaun]

SluttyTina69- Menopause

Youtube video

[A blonde/redheaded woman who looks a bit like a gremlin (SluttyTina69) with sunglasses emerges from a giant vagina positioned at the middle of the stage*]


[Music Starts]

[SluttyTina69 walks over to a bathroom positioned on the left, sits on a toilet which has a man in a pregnancy test costume dancing beside it]

I stand here waiting for the test, it's been long
You see, I missed the painters coming in,
Is it right or is it wrong?
If only I could turn back time,
Then you couldn't hear
Me saying: I found the hole, put it in here
[grinds on the pregnancy test man]

It must be Menopause, Menopause, Menopause
It must be Menopause-pause
Must be Menopause-pause
Must be, I'm not pregnant, surely?
Menopause, Menopause, Menopause

Oh god I'm getting a hot flush
(Help! It's so hot)
I feel like bitching
(make it real loud)
Is there blood coming from my vag yet?
(I'll turn the lights on)
Nope, still nothing, lol ))))
(I need to bleed pls)

M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E
I need tena lady!
No more eggs now - now!
M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E


I've overheard your theory
"Nolstalgia is for gleeks"
I guess sir, if you say so,
But I don't ****ing know what that has to do with menopause, can you please go away.

I'm going through menopause, or I might have a baby in me.

It must be menopause, menopause, menopause,
It's must be menopause-pause,
Must be menopause - pause
It's probably because I just turned 50,
Menopause, menopause, menopause

Oh god I'm getting a hot flush
(Help! It's so hot)
I feel like bitching
(make it real loud)
Is there blood coming from my vag yet?
(I'll turn the lights on)
Nope, still nothing, lol ))))
(I need to bleed pls)

M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E
I need tena lady!
No more eggs now - now!

No more eggs
No more eggs now

It must be menopause, menopause, menopause,
It's must be menopause-pause,
Must be menopause - pause
It's probably because I just turned 50,
Menopause, menopause, menopause

Oh god I'm getting a hot flush
(Help! It's so hot)
I feel like bitching
(make it real loud)
Is there blood coming from my vag yet?
(I'll turn the lights on)
Nope, still nothing, lol ))))
(I need to bleed pls)

M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E
I need tena lady!
No more eggs now - now!

Wait... *She looks at pregnancy test*
I'm... I'm pregnant...

9 months later....

'ELLO THE NAMES TINA MALONE AND WELCOME TO MY TLC DOCKUMENTKARY, I CKALLED ME BABBY FLAME LUK AT HER AW INST SHE SWEET

[Pete.]

Go for it Tina

[jackc1806]

Good tom

[Jay.]

sluttytina69 that song is the bomb

[GypsyGoth]

[Shaun]

this is all just too gay, i'm sorry, i can't take it. here's the spanish entry, featuring some furry little friends!

[Ammi]

..Drew....

[Shaun]

Pablo Pug - Pug's Life Ft P.B, LT Fernando & Llorenté Doberman

Youtube video

Uh oh, Uh oh, Oh!, Oh!, Oh!
They ain’t ready for this
LT Fernando
P.B
Llorenté
It's that new 'Pug y'all

(Chorus: Llorenté)

Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)

(Verse One: Tupug)

Started with that wrinkly snout, bitches plotting to sell me
Runt of the litter, begged that same bitch to keep me
Hit panic mode like a mad Pug wit nothing but fleas
See me in an ad goin’ for that five figure fee
Biting and dribbling all over the buyers bitch
Look how far we come
Picture a short-muzzled face
Chasing those double Bernese
Cage full of fluff, mierda and piss
Way out
So they play “Gonna Buy Me A Dog”
Never visioned I’d be the one they lookin for
This is the end, cracked out or in the dirt
Never seen a glossy coat like this
Crufts woulda led me to fame
Watch out I ain’t really this tame
To all the mother****er's that say Pug’s with erections can’t climb stairs
Why's everybody caught up In Pug's life?
To y'all bitches
Who refused to keep me
Nunca te olvides de mí!!

(Chorus: Llorenté)

Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)


(Verse Two: P.B)

I remember that tail
Hola
What's happening Pug
Yeah I know we never got to meet
But I made you number one on my list of dogs to mate
You taught me first, Beef is gonna give me obesity
And all that bone you had me chew
Meant a lot to me
But then they came and snatched you up it was too much to see
They muzzled up my nose and did the same thing to me
Bitches get the wrong idea when they see my initials
Talking out loud thinking I’m some kinda Play Boy
So I tell ‘em all Pit Bull is what it is
Now they all back up with their claws up to me
See we ain't all like you Pug so for me it’s a real struggle
Get away with crimes using those big dark eyes
Dog treats over bitches, get to taste 'em for you love 'em
Death before dishonour never feed on one another
Dress you in costumes just to get a couple photos
One day you’ll win Best In Show now its yours to lose

(Chorus: Llorenté)

Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)

(Verse Three: Tupug)

I gather attention in large amounts
People stare and try to pounce
Spending days making pug memes do so by all accounts
Bitches be jealous of those rose shaped ears
They barking off at the mouth till I fill it up with my pump
Compact breathing keepin me weary
While you fronting I will reverse sneeze all over you
Bitch you scared
You been mistaking me for years
Marty Feldman like he’s a fear
An easy mistake
Just setting the record straight
Cos you were tellin a lie
Whilst you were pussyfooting around deciding whether to chase
These felines gonna get caught no it ain’t a disgrace
Leaving no trace, the smoothest Pug that ever escaped
Bitches crowd in a flurry
Still I hunt, I'm never worried
Mr. Retriever tell me to mate and I'ma mate
Still I remain un-exaggerated Motherpuggers's lookin so fly
It’s not the way I imagined my life
Wrinkled up it is how it is
Pug’s life im’a stay on top
Word up

(Chorus: Llorenté)

Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)

[T*]

Oh btw, The lol ))) is suppossed to be 50+ year olds on facebook

[Ammi]

..Pug's Life.....simply wonderful...