[MassiveTruck]

[rquote=2569262&tid=147547&author=J-Rock][rquote=2569250&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck][rquote=2569232&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569224&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck][rquote=2569207&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569197&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck]
Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?[/rquote]

Nope, a company I am engaged by, occassionally, was hired periodically, by his mother to see if kenneth's claims of the need for personal security were valid, this was assessed a couple of times at Fettes and again at Edinburgh University [/rquote]

That's not true now is it...

I know security firms don't work like this.

Dude, this isn't how things work out. Do your homework first.[/rquote]

Then you know very little!

Oh yes they do, I will give you an example , go check ab connect associates[/rquote]

No they don't man. Seriously. I think you're just too involved in the show and want to take your aggression out on people you didn't like - like Kenneth, because he's boning Karly. You probably liked her - hoped Mutant Chin Marcus or Wolfman Siavash - the ugly man's messiahs would get her instead. Maybe opened a bottle of champers everytime Noirin and Siavash kissed... yeah?

You're trying to make them out to be burglar alarm sales men, not bodyguards or security personell. Like "oh, you'd like an extension love, well let me bring me tape measure and measure it out for you"

Contextualise - understand your area before you release the BS.

This is security work. I don't want to do all your homework for you - but consider the depth and extensiveness of security work and it should hit you like a light bulb how you got it wrong.[/rquote]


Massive Truck are you a security wise person then?[/rquote]

Almost. I had to study it over and over again as part of what I used to do for a living. We had to take in how such operations work.

[KennethAndKarly]

You say you was hired by my Mother. Why wasn't I introduced to you? Yet you say you met me? If you had you would know i'm connected, so security would be the last thing on my agenda.

[Shasown]

[rquote=2569270&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck]

Think about the bold areas. This is where you're wrong.

For the future.[/rquote]
PMSL. I dont need to, I have stated what is, you believe what you want. Incidentally try looking at this
http://www.abconnectassociates.com/

Try reading the second paragraph, and yes I have and do work with and for this company and a few others, but as the real Kenny will tell you, it wasn't that firm who chatted to him.

[Shasown]

[rquote=2569275&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]You say you were hired by my Mother. Why wasn't I introduced to you? Yet you say you met me? If you had you would know i'm connected, so security would be the last thing on my agenda.[/rquote]

LOL You were, if you were the real Kenneth, you would also know what you asked at Fettes.

Incidentally the syntax you have used incorrectly over the last few posts show you were educated in the English school system. Grammatical errors like that are now allowed in English Language GCSE etc but not in the Scottish System.

[J-Rock]

[rquote=2569273&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck][rquote=2569262&tid=147547&author=J-Rock][rquote=2569250&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck][rquote=2569232&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569224&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck][rquote=2569207&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569197&tid=147547&author=MassiveTruck]
Are you saying you were Kenneth's security guard?[/rquote]

Nope, a company I am engaged by, occassionally, was hired periodically, by his mother to see if kenneth's claims of the need for personal security were valid, this was assessed a couple of times at Fettes and again at Edinburgh University [/rquote]

That's not true now is it...

I know security firms don't work like this.

Dude, this isn't how things work out. Do your homework first.[/rquote]

Then you know very little!

Oh yes they do, I will give you an example , go check ab connect associates[/rquote]

No they don't man. Seriously. I think you're just too involved in the show and want to take your aggression out on people you didn't like - like Kenneth, because he's boning Karly. You probably liked her - hoped Mutant Chin Marcus or Wolfman Siavash - the ugly man's messiahs would get her instead. Maybe opened a bottle of champers everytime Noirin and Siavash kissed... yeah?

You're trying to make them out to be burglar alarm sales men, not bodyguards or security personell. Like "oh, you'd like an extension love, well let me bring me tape measure and measure it out for you"

Contextualise - understand your area before you release the BS.

This is security work. I don't want to do all your homework for you - but consider the depth and extensiveness of security work and it should hit you like a light bulb how you got it wrong.[/rquote]


Massive Truck are you a security wise person then?[/rquote]

Almost. I had to study it over and over again as part of what I used to do for a living. We had to take in how such operations work.[/rquote]

Do you know Chris P. B. then?

[KennethAndKarly]

You couldn't have made that much of an impression if I didn't remember you. How strange.

[Shasown]

[rquote=2569293&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]You couldn't have made that much of an impression if I did't remember you. How strange.[/rquote]

I will refer you back to my edit on the previous post faker.

Security is very much on your agenda, thats why you now have an ex bouncer (failed SIA licensing) as your "head of security"!

[KennethAndKarly]

[rquote=2569280&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569275&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]You say you were hired by my Mother. Why wasn't I introduced to you? Yet you say you met me? If you had you would know i'm connected, so security would be the last thing on my agenda.[/rquote]

LOL You were, if you were the real Kenneth, you would also know what you asked at Fettes.

Incidentally the syntax you have used incorrectly over the last few posts show you were educated in the English school system. Grammatical errors like that are now allowed in English Language GCSE etc but not in the Scottish System. [/rquote]

I'm an international businessman. A consequence of that is my exposure to different cultures, languages and dialects, irrespective of schooling that is the world I now inhabit. The Kenny way = unimpeachable top-line growth, any particulars of formal grammar and syntax are of negligible value to me now with my superstar status.

[KennethAndKarly]

[rquote=2569296&tid=147547&author=Shasown][rquote=2569293&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]You couldn't have made that much of an impression if I did't remember you. How strange.[/rquote]

I will refer you back to my edit on the previous post faker.

Security is very much on your agenda, thats why you now have an ex bouncer (failed SIA licensing) as your "head of security"![/rquote]

The Wo Shing Wo have my back period… anything else is decoration.

[headaball]

This is, without doubt, the funniest thread on here in days.

[KennethAndKarly]

Fantasy's of being my bodyguard is laughable. What a delusion of grandeur.

[KennethAndKarly]

[rquote=2569333&tid=147547&author=headaball]This is, without doubt, the funniest thread on here in days.[/rquote]

That's because it's funtime Kenny.

[Shasown]

[rquote=2569338&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]Fantasy's of being my bodyguard is laughable. What a delusion of grandeur.[/rquote]

I would say Fantasies of being Kenneth who fantasises about needing a bodyguard are more laughable.

And I would be careful about claiming associations with the Wo Shing Wo in other people's names, you may end up hearing how your hero Kenny got chopped up, with or without his ex bouncer security MD.

[headaball]

[rquote=2569351&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly][rquote=2569333&tid=147547&author=headaball]This is, without doubt, the funniest thread on here in days.[/rquote]

That's because it's funtime Kenny.[/rquote]

Post a comment on your twitter Kenneth so we know it's you.

[KennethAndKarly]

I'll work something out with the admins of these forums and the other board to put it beyond doubt.

[Shasown]

A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny

[headaball]

[rquote=2569372&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]I'll work something out with the admins of these forums, and the other board to put it beyond doubt.

[/rquote]

All's you need to do is post a comment on your twitter, even a certain word, and that would prove you are who you say you are. It's that simple. If not, you should just be banned for falsely impersonating someone.

[Shasown]

Mind you I suppose its really difficult when the real Kenny is asleep, eh?

@Holli_Baby_x @kezb29 @Ellee0x @Leelah92 @jennacarr1 @oxKimberleyxo @Lizi17 @Paigey_xox Goodnight to all of you. Kenneth
about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck

[KennethAndKarly]

[rquote=2569380&tid=147547&author=Shasown]A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny [/rquote]

It's more convenient here, so… "Hello to my fans on TIBB and DS."

[Shasown]

[rquote=2569391&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly][rquote=2569380&tid=147547&author=Shasown]A simple hello to my fans on TIBB and DS on your twitter page would be so easy for the real kenny, but obviously you aint the real Kenny [/rquote]

It's more convenient here, so… "Hello to my fans on TIBB and DS."[/rquote]

Of course its convenient, you dont know the real ken's password over there do you?

[headaball]

[rquote=2569388&tid=147547&author=Shasown]Mind you I suppose its really difficult when the real Kenny is asleep, eh?

@Holli_Baby_x @kezb29 @Ellee0x @Leelah92 @jennacarr1 @oxKimberleyxo @Lizi17 @Paigey_xox Goodnight to all of you. Kenneth
about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck[/rquote]

Yeah, the mods should just ban him/her.

[KennethAndKarly]

[rquote=2569388&tid=147547&author=Shasown]Mind you I suppose its really difficult when the real Kenny is asleep, eh?

@Holli_Baby_x @kezb29 @Ellee0x @Leelah92 @jennacarr1 @oxKimberleyxo @Lizi17 @Paigey_xox Goodnight to all of you. Kenneth
about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck[/rquote]

I'm not asleep. I always work late researching Bloomberg and other such sites before the markets open. Have to get rid of my girlfriends somehow for 'me' time.

[KennethAndKarly]

Seriously If I'm not Kenneth, which I am. Wouldn't it make you guys look stoopid for sucking up to a fake Kenneth all this time.

[Shasown]

Dream on matey, you shoot more and more holes in your fantasy all the time.

[Shasown]

[rquote=2569408&tid=147547&author=KennethAndKarly]Seriously If I'm not Kenneth, which I am. Wouldn't it make you guys look stoopid for sucking up to a fake Kenneth all this time.[/rquote]
I aint sucked up to you, I have been pulling you and the real kenny apart.