[bbfan1991]

Josie and Corin about Andrew Stone

''Hes that one off Steps''

Wrong.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

Josie and Corin about Andrew Stone

''Hes that one off Steps''

Wrong.

Do you know something, when i first saw him yesterday, i thought that it was him.

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by GiRTh

On John-James - 'When he's in a foot ball kit I really fancy him.

On depression - 'When I'm feeling low I always think of that woman who got her face ripped off by a Chimpanzee'

LOL

She's cracking me up. Post your fave Josie quote.

Don't how anyone can find those funny - particularly the chimpanzee one, it makes no sense, not at all witty! She clearly said the first stupid thing that came into her head!

[charmingmissc]

Originally Posted by WOMBAI

Don't how anyone can find those funny - particularly the chimpanzee one, it makes no sense, not at all witty! She clearly said the first stupid thing that came into her head!

it reminds her there are people worse off than she is.

[WOMBAI]

Originally Posted by charmingmissc

it reminds her there are people worse off than she is.

I know what it means - but people talk as if her quotes are funny - that wasn't at all funny, just silly!

[charmingmissc]

you are right, it is not funny.

[ange7]

Josie to JJ in snug after Keeva left
:"I don't hate keeva...I do feel for her"
JJ"I'll admit I thought at first she was a bitch like everyone else did but I grew to like her"
Josie:"I didn't, I thought she was nice then I realised she was a bitch"

Congrats Josie. 1st, 2nd and 3rd to stick the boot into Keeva after she left.

[bbfan1991]

''I think I might be a little bit gay sometimes''...

[bbfan1991]

"John James is as about as romantic as a fish"

[bbfan1991]

Josie apologises to JJ: "Sorry if I keep accidentally touching your didgerdoo".

Probably deliberate.

[bbfan1991]

"I have laughed so much in here. Quite a few times I've laughed till I'm crying."

Awww.

[Irishguy16]

"I'm cool as a cucumber and you've just made me look like a complete turnip"



"You know what the most dangerous animal is? - Shetland pony, no kidding"



"Oh my God, John, what are you gonna do if the bottle lands on me, you lucky bugger?



Josie: "I like strange looking men..." Caoimhe: "what did your ex look like?"
Josie: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."




"i'm havin bit of a dilemma myself..... i just had an accident in my panties"




"Times like this I wish I was an ostrich"

[fizzy]

don't know if it's been posted but:

"Oi Keevs, I've got a wedge"

and

"I'm a size 18 now, Dave would have you believe"

"I'm doing it for the big girls, I like to think I cater to the other end of the market"

[tomato ketchup]

Originally Posted by Irishguy16

"

"Times like this I wish I was an ostrich"

This one is my favourite Haha
She better win

[bbfan1991]

The only people who know my real name are the police.

Josie Diane Shirley Gibson

[bbfan1991]

I know you share a bed and all that.....but I dont think I've even looked at it in that much detail...

About Andrew's spray paint picture of Mario.

[bbfan1991]

Josie: Steve, what are you doing in the toilet for so long, having a baby?
Steve: No I'm trying to put my leg back on.

PMSL.

[yellowzebra8]

My faves...

On her friends: I said to my friend, he can sell a story if he wants, because he wants to buy a sex swing

On getting old: I don't want to live long, maybe 68

On positive mental attitude (aka the best quote ever): Do you know what, when i'm feeling a bit low I always remember that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee

On horses: I had these friends at school... when they came round, the horse got a hard-on and chased them round the garden. Chad was his name. He's dead now, bless him.

On her pets: I used to have a billy goat. It wasn't a normal one... he had fire in his eyes

On sex: I didn't realise oral was just with your mouth

On booze: I'm a right randy mare when i've had a few largers

On fashion: I'm not one of those fashion types, because I couldn't give a sh*t. No style, I just wear whats been marked down in the shop

On big nights out: When i'm really out of it, I turn into my alter ego... a cross between a b*tch and Stacey Solomon

On her time in the house: This is the longest detox i've been on since I was 12

On missing Govan: Govan, if you're watching this, then I want my little man back. Try and break through the back door. I'll let you in. Come back to Mummy, quickly.

On pregnancy: Big Bro, I'm up the dufferrrr!

[bbfan1991]

Thanks!.

[bbfan1991]

To Corin: "You're looking pretty darn fine - you should be issued a parking ticket."

Josie tells Laura: "I won't have Davina, I'll have men in white coats waiting for me."

[bbfan1991]

''Andrew, I don't want Social Services knocking at my door, stop it!''

[fizzy]

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

''Andrew, I don't want Social Services knocking at my door, stop it!''

classic

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

Originally Posted by yellowzebra8

My faves...

On her friends: I said to my friend, he can sell a story if he wants, because he wants to buy a sex swing

On getting old: I don't want to live long, maybe 68

On positive mental attitude (aka the best quote ever): Do you know what, when i'm feeling a bit low I always remember that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee

On horses: I had these friends at school... when they came round, the horse got a hard-on and chased them round the garden. Chad was his name. He's dead now, bless him.

On her pets: I used to have a billy goat. It wasn't a normal one... he had fire in his eyes

On sex: I didn't realise oral was just with your mouth

On booze: I'm a right randy mare when i've had a few largers

On fashion: I'm not one of those fashion types, because I couldn't give a sh*t. No style, I just wear whats been marked down in the shop

On big nights out: When i'm really out of it, I turn into my alter ego... a cross between a b*tch and Stacey Solomon

On her time in the house: This is the longest detox i've been on since I was 12

On missing Govan: Govan, if you're watching this, then I want my little man back. Try and break through the back door. I'll let you in. Come back to Mummy, quickly.

On pregnancy: Big Bro, I'm up the dufferrrr!

none of them are funny in the slightest

the chimpanzee quote that she repeats over and over is a gimmick she thought of before she went in

part of her sh***y gameplan

[bbfan1991]

"Look at loverboy, grinning like the cat that got the cream waiting for me"

[bbfan1991]

Josie accuses Sam of putting garlic back in her pillowcases. He comes over and burps very loudly in her face. She shouts: "Sam! Don't do things like that, that's disgusting!" As the two trade jibes,

Josie says: "You're going down. I've got five brothers, I could go all night!"