[_Seth]

Philip

The sexiest man on Earth. Usually really smart and quick-witted. Philips usually have enormous dicks and make love quite well. They can do things in the bed that no other people can. They are jacked beyond belief and can rip you apart. During times of need they are always there and will do anything for you. Philips are sports fanatics, especially for baseball.

Wow, i want Philip!

[Ryan57]

I thought it was just me that'd have the big dick definitions.

[Marc]

Now now.. I think we're all massive dicks here

[Glenn.]

Speak for yourself you ginger rapscallion