[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LiamBB

It'd better be moisture proof hunnie

It is babe - I use PENETRATING oil.

[Cal.]

I'm here oop

[Will.]

Cal, what question would you like to ask NICKI?

[T*]

are we sure mark isn't a sexual predator SECURITY

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

It is babe - I use PENETRATING oil.

*drips*

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Tøm

i love how technology these days enables us to make things microscopic

But enough about your brain bitch - this ain't the time.

[T*]

i think this lip balm i got from home bargains is either chinese or plumping
its making my lips burn

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Tøm

the maid did this twice when i was in florence
i was gonna slap that bitch

Which size DilDo did you use in poor Florence?

[T*]

nicki has her own home bargains in her mansion btw she isn't a commoner

[Cal.]

Nicki-
1) Is it true that you did car commercials in Japan?
2) Is it true you once met John Stamos on a plane and he told you were pretty?
3) Is it true your hair is insured for $10,000?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Tøm

nicki has her own home bargains in her mansion btw she isn't a commoner

[T*]

yes yes and yes
john groped me though
the lawsuit is being finalised

[T*]

i love mean girls

[Daniel-X]

Carmex is the only lip balm I will use

[Will.]

Cal, what questions would you like to ask Mark?

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Tøm

i think this lip balm i got from home bargains is either chinese or plumping
its making my lips burn

At least you have a nice outfit though hunni. I didn't realise "dustbin chic" was back in fashion. Fabulous

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Will1999

Cal, what questions would you like to ask Mark?

Mark-
1. Why, when I invited you to the pod, did you then go and proceed to sleep with the special guest on the very same night?
2. Is it true you said my thighs were the ugliest thighs you've ever seen?
3. What is 7 x 7?

[Jamie89]

Mark being called out

[Will.]

Has Mark fainted in his bedroom?

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Who Is She?

Mark-
1. Why, when I invited you to the pod, did you then go and proceed to sleep with the special guest on the very same night?
2. Is it true you said my thighs were the ugliest thighs you've ever seen?
3. What is 7 x 7?

I saw the size of your gash and thought I'd better try my dick out on Marsh first.

No baby, somebody misheard me. I said they were like security Guards protecting the Main Prize.

Er, 49 - about 20 short of 69 - my favourite position.

[T*]

mark has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina

[Will.]

Cal, what questions would you like to ask LaDaysha?

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I saw the size of your gash and thought I'd better try my dick out on Marsh first.

No baby, somebody misheard me. I said they were like security Guards protecting the Main Prize.

Er, 49 - about 20 short of 69 - my favourite position.

[Daniel-X]

I had to pretend to my parents that I didn't even like my white hooped earrings and it was so sad

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by Tøm

mark has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina