[Kristen]

...SAMLEY! You have 13 minutes to say your goodbyes. I’m coming to get you!”

[Chrizzle]

BOOOOOOOOOO!
13 minutes??? Oooh creepy

[Bells]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooo! YAY

[Kristen]

Charlotte looked shocked but Samley’s face didn’t reveal anything.
“Ohmygod,” Charlotte said hugging him, “this can’t be happening. Not Samley.”
“I’m sorry mate,” Justin said, “don’t know why they didn’t vote me out when they had the chance.”

Meanwhile out in the crowd Davina said: “Unlucky for some lucky for others? Tonight you chose to send Samley face the public vote. However that’s not all that will be happening this Friday 13th. You, the general public, will be deciding for two housemates to become Big Brother. They will leave the house and enter a secret room where complete with microphones they will become Big Brother and it’s all up to you to U2U the housemate you want to become Big Brother himself…or herself we are definitely not sexist at Big Brother.”

[Chrizzle]

Ooooohhhhh!!

[Bells]

Exciting!

[Kristen]

Now it's that time of night where the unlucky evictee meets Davina. Samley’s Eviction Interview with Davina.

Following his eviction from the House, Samley meets the lovely Davina and reveals all about his time in the house, er sorry fishbowl...

Davina: What's it like to be out?

Samley It’s fine really. Not at all bitter.

Do you think you got the public to see the real you?

S: Yes and no. I acted true to myself but I never got a chance to interact with more than two people.

What about your friendship with Charlotte?

S: I can't wait to see her. She's lovely.

Did you enjoy being in that little fish bowl?

S: I loved being in the fishbowl. I mean sometimes it gets you down and it was so claustrophobic but we had some good times.

Now you know you like Charlotte but what did you think of Justin?

S: *Squirms* Erm, I never really got a chance to get to know him. All he ever did was swear at people. I’m sure on the outside we could have gotten on.

Who do you think nominated you?

S: No idea.

*Davina shows clips of Dane, Dianne and Madeline nominating him*

S: That’s not so bad.

Now tell me are you a little big angry that you never got a chance to go into the house?

S: What about the opening night?

*Laughs* Well apart from the opening night.

I am a bit disappointed that I didn’t get the full Big Brother experience but I still had fun.

Now there’s been a lot of arguing in the house.

S: *Claps hands* Why wasn’t I there? *Laughs*

How do you think Justin and Charlotte will adjust to the big, bad and sometimes scary house?

S: They’ll be fine. Charlotte will make lots of mates and so will Justin. He’s a real bloke’s bloke Justin so we never really got on.

If you'd stayed in the House what do you think you would have been like?

S: I probably would have been a bit more talkative and I’d try to have a laugh. Sometimes people walk over me sometimes…

What did you learn about yourself?

S: That I can cope with anything and that I can meet new people easily.

Any regrets?

S: Erm, I don’t believe in regrets to be honest. Probably not giving communism more airtime vote communism people! Nah, I’m being sarcastic.

Samley you’ve been a wonderful housemate. Here are your best bits!

Best Bits Music – The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefanie

[Bells]

Aw, great interview!
And good best bits/music too - woo!

[Chrizzle]

Yeah good interview

[Kristen]

Now it's time to announce the winner of the banner competion. Our first banner was by Chris and read WELSHY WELSHERSON TO WIN!
Our second banner was by Ash and read VERI EVIL!

The winner of the first banner competion is...
CHRIS

Congratulations!

[Chrizzle]

YAY!

[Sophii3x]

OMG I missed it I was feeling a bit down so I was chatting to Laura!

Loving the banners..PMSL- Welshy Welsherson!!

[Bells]

LMAO, well done Chris - Welshy Welsherson...

[Kristen]

Charlotte and Justin had settled well into the house. Charlotte had made friends with Joseph, Cat, Madeline and Stephanie.
Stephanie asked her: “Did you hear what happened with Veri and Gemma?”
Charlotte looked interested: “What?”
“Veri has been giving her s**t all week,” Madeline said, “don’t say anything though it’s bad enough as it is.”

Veri knew she had to get one of the new housemates on her side. Charlotte had fitted in with all of Gemma’s friends so it had to be Justin. Veri went to look for him and found him in the bathroom.
Veri asked: “Do you mind if I join you?”
Veri took off her top and got into the bath with him. They talked at first and then began to kiss passionately.
After the romp Veri said: “I really need you here… people can be so mean in here.”
Justin asked: “Who?”
“Gemma, she’s always making me out to be the bad guy,” Veri said looking sad.
“Don’t worry,” Justin said, “I know you’re not the bad guy.”

Charlotte had a really bad migraine and was resting in bed.
“You better go get a pain killer,” Cat suggested.
“I’ll go with you if you want,” Joseph said.
“No, I’ll do it alone,” Charlotte said, “but thanks guys.”

Dianne was waiting to go in to the diary room.
In a weak voice Charlotte asked: “Do you mind if I go in first?”
“No, sorry,” Dianne said, “I’m in first.”
“Please Dianne,” Charlotte begged, “I’ve got a migraine. Please I’ll only be a second.”
Dianne rolled her eyes: “I’ll only be a second as well so you can wait…”
Charlotte begged again losing patience: “Please Dianne.”
“You can come in with me, then,” Dianne groaned.
“Oh ****** it, Dianne,” Charlotte shouted, “I’ll get it later.”

“I just wanted to go in for 2 seconds,” Charlotte said.
Cat, Stephanie, Madeline, Joseph and Charlotte were sitting on the beds.
“She is so annoying,” Stephanie said, “I swear if I hear her laugh again…”
Stephanie did an impression of her laugh and the others laughed.
“She said I had SARS,” Joseph said, “what the hell is with that?”
“She is such a clinger,” Madeline said.
“I wouldn’t be surprised if she was in laugh with you,” Stephanie laughed.
“Every time I walk around I can hear her voice,” Cat complained.

It was now time for nominations. The housemates were assembled in the living room. Anne-Marie went first to the diary room.
Anne-Marie: I’m going to nominate…oh I honestly have no idea. I can’t nominate anyone. I have no idea who to nominate. Sorry Big Brother.
Beverley: I’m going to nominate Veri for being so nasty. Secondly I’m going to nominate Gemma because as much as I love her she is far too fragile for this house.
Cat: Dianne for sure will be getting my nomination. The way she treats Joseph is disgusting and she should have let Charlotte go the diary room. I’m going to nominate Veri as well because she’s a liar and is making the house an unhappy place.
Charlotte: Dianne is my first nomination because the fact she didn’t let me use the diary room after begging her…it’s just not on and Veri because of what she’s done to Gemma.
Dane: Hiya! I will nominate Anne-Marie because we are living in a household and we’ve all got to work together and people asked her nicely to put some clothes on and then she yelled at them…not that I’m complaining. Secondly, Gemma because no matter what Veri has said tearing up her dress was out of order.
Dianne: My first nomination will be Gemma because she’s always looking in mirrors, and is like, so up herself. Charlotte, like, is such a baby and always overreacts. Ohmygod she is so annoying! Yeah I’ll nominate her.
Gemma: Veri is my first nomination because she has given me s**t for no reason and is a nasty lying b***h! Secondly, I’m going to nominate Dianne because she’s said some really nasty things as well and doesn’t seem to be a…nice sort of person.
Joseph: Hello Big Brother…my first nomination is Dianne because for no reason she’s just been making me feel really bad. I just can’t stand up to her. My second nomination is Veri because she’s a really nasty person to Gemma.
Justin: Gemma for being a b***h to Veri and…Dianne because she is a rich b***h and I don’t get on with them.
Luke: I’m going to nominate Veri because she’s a *********g liar and Nathan cos I didn’t like the way he talked to Gemma yesterday.
Madeline: Dianne is doing my head in so I’m going to nominate her and Veri because of all she’s done to Gemma.
Nathan I’m going to nominate Anne-Marie because I didn’t like the selfish way she handled herself during the whole dishwasher argument. Secondly, Gemma because she’s judging me because I’m an emo and has said some really nasty things. She had no right to rip Veri’s dress either.
Stephanie: Dianne because she is an annoying, cruel, arrogant b***h and Anne-Marie because the argument in the kitchen really, really annoyed me.
Veri: Gemma will be my first nomination because she’s trying to get sympathy and Beverley because she always has to do the ‘right’ thing.

“This week’s nominees,” Big Brother said, “will be Diane and Gemma.”
“How could Veri not get nominated,” Stephanie whispered to Charlotte, “I thought everyone would have wanted her out.”

[officialleafan]

oooo, Anne Marie's not voted!!!!!!!!!! Does that mean she'll get punished?!?

[Kristen]

Originally posted by officialleafan
oooo, Anne Marie's not voted!!!!!!!!!! Does that mean she'll get punished?!?

You'll have to wait and see

[Kristen]

The house was still surprised about the nominees. Dianne was especially unhappy. In the bathroom she told Madeline: “When I find the ****** that nominated me...”
The news had especially taken Gemma hard.
“Now it’s obvious,” she wept, “everyone prefers her to me.”
Veri looked like the cat that got the cream and made breakfast for the housemates with a huge smile on her face.

At 2.30 pm Charlotte and Stephanie were called to the Diary Room.
“Big Brother is taking a short break,” came the usual monotone reply.
“Ooooh holidays,” Charlotte said.
“However Big Brother needs a replacement and you, Charlotte and Stephanie, will be replacing me.”
Charlotte and Stephanie first showed a look of shock and then started jumping up and down on the diary room. Big Brother led them out through a door in the right side of the Diary Room and then the house turned dark.
“Fookin’ ‘ell,” Beverley said, “is this some sort of perverted way for us to ‘ave sex.”
“I can get my tits out,” Cat yelled, “no cameras.”
“*********g hell, man,” Justin said.
“Sorry,” Dane said a loud breaking noise heard from the kitchen.
The lights then turned back on.
“What the fook was with that,” Beverley said.

The housemates were in the living room.
Nathan was as shocked as everybody else: "Where did they go?"
"Some twist," Dianne said, "can't say I miss them."
"I hope they haven't gone," Veri said trying to sound genuine.

Charlotte and Stephanie had been led down a passage way by two security guards. The security guards led them into a room filled with screens. There were two beds, a couch, a kitchen and a bathroom and a voice box. Charlotte went into the voice box and found a piece of paper.
She read from it: “Welcome to Big Brother’s lair where Big Brother plans everything that occurs in the house and makes sure the housemates are behaving. Big Brother sees all...”
“God help me,” Stephanie said, “I hope we don’t have to watch the toilet cameras.”
Charlotte laughed and continued: “For 24 hours you will be acting as Big Brother. There is a microphone in the voice box to make your voice sound more Big Brother-like. Your first job as Big Brother is to punish Anne-Marie for not nominating.”
“You do it,” Charlotte said, “I like Anne-Marie.”
“All right,” Stephanie said walking over to the voice box.
“House this is Big Brother, could Anne-Marie please come to the Diary Room,” Stephanie said trying to hold back giggles as she spoke into the microphone.
Anne-Marie went to the diary room and Charlotte watched on the screen.
“Anne-Marie as a punishment for you not nominating,” Stephanie said, “you have to go now and hug Veri.”
“But I hate that cow,” Anne-Marie groaned, “…alright Big Brother.”

Anne-Marie went outside to the garden which Veri was watering.
“Hiya babes,” Anne-Marie said giving her a hug.
Anne-Marie then went back to the diary room.
Anne-Marie groaned: “S**t what have I done?!”

Veri, still a little shocked by the hug from Anne-Marie went over to see Dianne who was smoking by the pool.
Veri said: “Still a little shell shocked by the nominations…I can imagine how bad I’d feel.”
“Yeah it’s a little sad,” she laughed and then took another puff.
“Look I can’t tell anyone this but as a twist Big Brother let me change the rules and save one housemate from nomination and then nominating another. I chose you and nominated Joseph. Please don’t tell anyone though because if anyone finds out before Friday night then you’ll be nominated.”
“Ohmygod thank you so much,” Dianne said hugging her.

Meanwhile in Big Brothers lair Charlotte and Stephanie were shocked.
“I mean I knew she was a liar but this is something else,” Charlotte said.
“We’ll get her back tomorrow, we have the power,” Stephanie gave Charlotte a hi-5.

[Chrizzle]

Woooo! Veri's getting found out.
Great episode

[Kristen]

When Stephanie woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet on the way back to bed she patted Charlotte on the shoulder.
“Get up babes,” she said, “we’re gonna get back at Veri now.”
Charlotte yawned, stretched and then said: “Can we do it later?”
“No now, that will make it funnier,” Stephanie giggled.
“Ohmygod yes,” Charlotte laughed, “all right lets go.”
Charlotte spoke into the microphone: “This is Big Brother. Would Veri please come to the diary room?”
“What the frig’,” Joseph said.
The other housemates pulled the doonas over their heads and Veri got up her hair everywhere and her makeup smudged.
“Yes Big Brother,” she said once in the diary room.
“Veri, would you please wash the windows.”
Veri was dumbstruck. She didn’t say anything and then walked out. She began to wash the windows.
Veri screeched: “What the ****** is *********g going on?”
Gemma giggled.
Cat whispered to Gemma: “Someone got some karma.”
“What goes around comes around, what goes up must go down,” Joseph sung.

Veri and Diane had become very close over the last few days.
“I just feel close to her,” Dianne had said earlier in the Diary Room, “I can tell all the other girls hate me for some reason. She’s a good mate.”
They had both been swimming in the pool and were now drying off.
“That Gemma girl is so *********g annoying,” Dianne said.
“I know I *********g hate her,” Veri smiled.
“She’s always looking in a *********g mirror,” Dianne rolled her eyes, “I *********g hate that *********g ******.”
Veri laughed and Dianne continued: “I wanna *********g see her get booed.”

Charlotte and Stephanie were getting ready to return to the house.
“We’re going back…I’ve actually missed everyone…well almost everyone,” Charlotte laughed.
Just before they were about to leave they found a note.
“You are unable to reveal anything that has happened while you have been Big Brother,” Stephanie read.
“Aww that sucks,” Charlotte said.

In the house Beverley was still on about the lights going off.
“If that’s how Big Brother’s going to get us to ‘ave sex by turning the fookin’ lights off then he’s dumber than I thought. If he wants sex then all he needs is to bring in a fit bloke.”
“Ooooh I’d love a nice fit bloke,” Anne-Marie said.
“Me two,” Luke said.
“Fookin’ ‘ell me three,” Beverley said.

Big Brother said over the intercom: “This is Big Brother, Charlotte and Stephanie have been doing some top secret business. If they are asked about it by anyone they will automatically be put up for nomination.”
“Oh come on Big Bruv let them tell,” Beverley said getting on her hands and knees.
The doors opened and Charlotte and Stephanie walked back in and shouted: “We’re back!”

[Ruth*Star]

That was hilarous, Veri got her just deserts, she must be a good cleaner.
Good Episode

[Kristen]

The house that morning was woken up to: “Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me.”
Beverley and Anne-Marie ran around and saw the house had been transformed into a pirate ship.
Charlotte started a chant: “We’re going to be pirates!”

The housemates were now in the living room and had got into their pirate costumes. Beverley had pulled the longest sword therefore was the captain.
“Now I used to be an English teacher back in the day,” she said, “so I don’t want any nonsense!”
“This is so hot,” Cat said fiddling with her pirate jacket.
“Oh my goodness you are so vain,” Stephanie said.
“I’ve always wanted to do a pirate glamour shoot. No legs open shots of course I wouldn’t want anyone to see me cobwebs,” Beverley said while posing in her captains hat.
“I reckon pirates are dead sexy,” Anne-Marie said.

Stephanie and Justin were scrubbing the deck of the pirate ship.
“Man this *********g sucks,” Justin said.
Stephanie had been listening to Justin’s complaining for the last half hour.
Stephanie said: “Listen Justin I’ve been listening to you complaining for the last half hour and this is not going to get it done any quicker…”
“Man…”
“I’m not a man,” Stephanie fumed walking off.
As Stephanie had left the ship before the cleaning time was finished the group had just had their first fail.
“That prick,” Stephanie said to Beverley, “has not stopped moaning.”
“You are so *********g inconsiderate,” Justin said coming inside.
“Listen let’s just all be quiet and sort this out,” Beverley said.
“No, shut up,” Justin said.
“What did you fookin’ say to me you fookin’ ******,” Beverley said calmly.
Justin replied: “Shhhh-ut up!”
“Listen if you think I’m going to take that from you, you better fookin’ watch out,” Beverley yelled, “I’m captain…”
“You are a loser,” Justin said walking away.

The group had been told by Big Brother to design their own pirate outfit.
“I’m gonna make mine real provocative,” Anne-Marie said looking at her chalkboard.
“Like, my mum, was like a fashion agent so I’ve kinda not like, let her down,” Dianne laughed.
All the housemates submitted their designs. Anne-Marie had drawn a sexy two piece pirate outfit, Gemma had designed a floor length ball gown with a hook and beard, Nathan’s was pretty dull apart from the eye makeup, and Beverley had done a one piece male pirate outfit drawn on a muscly man.

Gemma was the first to see the flag.
“Land ahoy,” she yelled.
This meant that all the housemates had to assemble on the ship and row.
“I refuse,” Justin said.
“Please mate c’mon,” Dane said.
“No,” he stubbornly said.
“I wash my piratical ‘ands of ‘im,” Beverley said getting ready to board the ship.

[*M*a*TT*H*ew*]

Wow! That really has issues.

[Kristen]

Beverley, Stephanie and Dianne were talking in the bathroom.
“All he fookin’ had to do was fookin’ say land ahoy,” Beverley said frustrated, “ I mean is that really too fookin’ ‘ard!?
“He is such a *********g ******,” Dianne said brushing her teeth.
“If we fail because of him I’ll be so annoyed,” Stephanie fumed.

Anne-Marie and Dane were keeping watch in the crows next.
“My two favourite things in life,” Anne-Marie said looking at the window, “are sex and food and I haven’t had neither since coming in.”
“My wife and I will be doing hoochie-hoochie-ha-ha when I get out,” Dane laughed.

Gemma went to the diary room.
“Veri hasn’t said a word to me…every time she’s quiet it’s like she’s got something planned for me. I just wish she’d leave…I don’t know why she hates me so much.”

Charlotte and Cat were keeping watch on the ship.
“Gemma better not go,” Charlotte said.
“Don’t worry there is not a chance in hell Dianne being here next week,” Cat assured Charlotte.
“Well that’s what I b****y thought when Samley and Justin were up…Samley went when I was sure it would be Justin. I really miss Samley,” Charlotte said.

Veri went to the diary room.
“I’ve got Dianne eating out of my hand,” Veri smiled, “I need to move the focus to her and not me. I’ve got to make her out to be the b***h. It’s too soon though…I have to manipulate her but if I do it too soon she’ll figure me out.”

[Ruth*Star]

Veris so horrible, how is'nt she up for eviction this week and Aww Charli misses Samley. Again a Wicked Ep.

[Kristen]

Today was the last day of the pirate task.
Dane joked: “Why was the teenage pirate not allowed to watch the movie? Because it was rated Aaargh.”
The others laughed.
“I’m actually going to miss this,” Charlotte said.
“I won’t,” Justin moaned.
“Fook off all you fookin’ did was fookin’ moan. You fookin’ did fookin’ not fookin’ do fookin’ nowt.”
“Oh shut up,” Justin said leaving the room.

Cat was combing her hair on Dianne’s bed.
Dianne came in and was shocked: “What are you doing on my bed?”
“Oh sorry I was just doing my hair,” Cat said before leaving the room.
Charlotte then came in looking for Cat.
“No one understands me in here,” Dianne told Charlotte, “it’s like there’s no one I can talk to.”

In the garden Cat and Charlotte were talking about Dianne.
“She always does this sympathy thing…like yesterday she goes to me, ‘I really want to snog Nathan but I think he’s too good for me’ and then this morning she was going on about how no one understands her,” Charlotte said.
Cat replied: “I was brushing my hair on her bed this morning and she goes up to me, ‘this is my bed!”

Veri and Dianne were in the kitchen.
“I reckon tomorrow,” Veri whispered to Dianne, “you should put something on Gemma. Keep up a bit early and drench her in soda.”
Dianne laughed: “Ohmygod that would be like, hilarious but I can’t, people actually like her.”
“The only people that like her are Charlotte and all them…everyone else hates her. Charlotte and co. deserve it anyway…they’ve treated you like dirt.”

Big Brother had called all housemates to the diary room.
“Housemates you have failed the pirate task. Your first fail was when Justin left the pirate ship, your second fail was when Stephanie left the pirate ship on the morning she was cleaning it with Justin, your third fail was when Justin failed to join you back on the ship when the enemy flag was drawn, and your fourth and final fail was when Beverley failed to go to the crows nest when she was called as she was applying foundation.”
The housemates were all disappointed and gave Justin the cold shoulder the whole night.