[Ant.]

omg mess I forgot, not exactly on par with the stories on here but still makes me laugh

My friends had a music teacher for a year but she was a ****ing nutcase and threw chairs at students. After she left we found her youtube channel and she sang about date rape drugs and satire it was a scream

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

omg mess I forgot, not exactly on par with the stories on here but still makes me laugh

My friends had a music teacher for a year but she was a ****ing nutcase and threw chairs at students. After she left we found her youtube channel and she sang about date rape drugs and satire it was a scream

SCREAMING

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by montblanc

SCREAMING

im surprised that of all things impresses you after the great deals of controversy you dealt with

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Can’t really think of any apart from the deputy head teacher grabbing hold of one of the builders the school had hired in and headbutting him (this same teacher pushed me into a wall and slapped me btw! Anger issues realness)

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

Can’t really think of any apart from the deputy head teacher grabbing hold of one of the builders the school had hired in and headbutting him (this same teacher pushed me into a wall and slapped me btw! Anger issues realness)

Not dummo

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

Not dummo

It was eyes

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl

It was eyes

gaaahh

oh another scandal, he wrote some really nasty comment about a girl posting a status on fb about missing her granddad (this was after he left bc he had to retire when he got cancer)

[GiRTh]

Can we count University?

I went to uni with someone who started the course as a man and finished it as a woman.

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by GiRTh

Can we count University?

I went to uni with someone who started the course as a man and finished it as a woman.

queen

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by GiRTh

Can we count University?

I went to uni with someone who started the course as a man and finished it as a woman.

gender studies did that?

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

gender studies did that?

She always dressed and identified as female and we never found out exactly when she had the re-assignment but obviously we speculated for gossip reasons.

[Ant.]

oh if we're including college, this time last year a girl in second year was murdered on the road outside college on the way home and it wasn't like, vehicular manslaughter or anything

my friend in the year below me in year 3 died via vehicular manslaughter tho

[Jack_]

I remember one day a rumour spread like wildfire that someone in our year had been stabbed during Tech. Turns out they'd had an argument and one guy threw a compass (or something sharp at least) at him at speed and it pierced him, I knew them well and I think they were quite good friends until that. The police were called and everything

The BEST story I have though is from first year of uni. A video started doing the rounds (mainly through YikYak </3) of this guy wanking and shoving a dildo up his ass in the middle of the quiet floor of the library. It must've been during the night cause somehow no one was around, and he uploaded it to tumblr under the name 'youngcumlover69' which subsequently became a local meme

The security started doing hourly patrols around the building after that

[reece(:]

Girls poking each other with toothbrushes in the PE changing rooms
Someone pushed a teacher down the stairs, both didn't return to the school
One chick got ha bra and knickers stolen
One person broke a tap in the science lab, causing the teacher to run out the room crying and a full blown investigation on who the culprit was (meanwhile the culprit threatened any spillers with physical violence)
One chick posed as "Jennifer Snaith" alias and collected dick pics from unsuspecting boys
A chick got dog poo rubbed in her face and was admitted to hospital (idk why)
Someone got stuck down a broken drain
A bible was torn up and thrown around the classroom when the RE teacher left the room, she returned and had a breakdown
Someone was sick in the swimming pool, the teacher instructed the class to carry on their laps
A teacher would often record the class talking and play it back, exposing the noise and a number of private convos

My school was a lovely place, these are but only a few events I can remember!

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Girls poking each other with toothbrushes in the PE changing rooms
Someone pushed a teacher down the stairs, both didn't return to the school
One chick got ha bra and knickers stolen
One person broke a tap in the science lab, causing the teacher to run out the room crying and a full blown investigation on who the culprit was (meanwhile the culprit threatened any spillers with physical violence)
One chick posed as "Jennifer Snaith" alias and collected dick pics from unsuspecting boys
A chick got dog poo rubbed in her face and was admitted to hospital (idk why)
Someone got stuck down a broken drain
A bible was torn up and thrown around the classroom when the RE teacher left the room, she returned and had a breakdown
Someone was sick in the swimming pool, the teacher instructed the class to carry on their laps
A teacher would often record the class talking and play it back, exposing the noise and a number of private convos

My school was a lovely place, these are but only a few events I can remember!

Screaming, this reminds me when a church group came and did an assembly and everyone was allowed to take a free bible afterwards and the majority just ripped them up, there was shredded bible pages down every corridor

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Screaming, this reminds me when a church group came and did an assembly and everyone was allowed to take a free bible afterwards and the majority just ripped them up, there was shredded bible pages down every corridor

Messss we had this as well, the yard was covered in torn pages and someone even set theirs alight in a bin

[BBUK-Fan]

Originally Posted by reece(:

One chick got ha bra and knickers stolen
A chick got dog poo rubbed in her face and was admitted to hospital (idk why)
Someone got stuck down a broken drain
Someone was sick in the swimming pool, the teacher instructed the class to carry on their laps
A teacher would often record the class talking and play it back, exposing the noise and a number of private convos

My school was a lovely place, these are but only a few events I can remember!

This made me LOL so hard

[Greg!]

Originally Posted by reece(:

A teacher would often record the class talking and play it back, exposing the noise and a number of private convos

THAT is iconic

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by BBUK-Fan

BB playing back Diary Room convos

wow c5 producers were inspired by my year 7 maths teacher?!

[Matthew.]

does England not get study leave for the whole exam period?

[glibberglobber]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

does England not get study leave for the whole exam period?

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

does England not get study leave for the whole exam period?

It's usually decided on the Head teachers discretion. Our year was generally badly behaved so they banned Study leave and excluded the worst offenders (but told them it was Study leave - leaving them all shocked when they had exclusion on their education records at college ).

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

does England not get study leave for the whole exam period?

I had 7 days between my first day of study leave and my final exam

pointless tbh

[SoberLikeGizmo]

Probably one of the science teachers having a lesbian relationship with a student girl by bribing her with Mars bars... I wish I was joking but it actually happened

[Wizard.]

This girl got fingered in the bogs