[Daniel.]

Let's get some bores out the way

46. Michael Cheshire

When I first properly watched BB7 in 2012, I HATED Michael On rewatch, he's not that bad, but he is often an insufferable housemate to watch. He's actually one of those people who do objectively contribute to the show, his feud with Richard was one of the main plots of the middle weeks, but he's actually very actively boring in himself....imo anyway.

Speaking of his feud with Richard, I was totally on his side, you don't call a man you don't particularly like she when you KNOW it will wind them up, it's just nasty. But maybe I should have put that in the Richard writeup but I felt I put down enough reasons why I disliked him That however doesn't make me like Michael in anyway, he made me cringe far too much with his cat, his need to come over as quirky, it all felt a bit too try hard and like he was hoping to play a certain role, idk. I put Michael in red because I dislike him as a housemate but as a person he's decent, I'm getting to the point now where I don't fully hate these people so I'm cutting those who irritated the **** out of me, and Michael certainly did that.

Good on him for wearing a Team Aisleyne tee on the final when everyone else there hated her guts though.

45. Mikey Dalton

This may be the shortest write up of the rank as I have nothing noteworthy to say about Mikey. He was there for 11 weeks (MORE than Nikki, Aisleyne, Grace, Lea etc) and contributed nothing bar a few arguments in his last week. He may well be the housemate on this list who contributed least to the series they were in? I mean, he had a showmance with Grace which has proven to be the only real romance to come out of Big Brother so I'm happy for him.

But in the house, he was painful. His VT is often not discussed but it was so sexist that really set the tone for my initial dislike. Then there was pretty much nothing until his last week where he picked fights with everyone for no reason and the public finally evicted him after 11 long weeks of non contribution. Though I DID like some of his drags, righteously dragging Richard is a way to get into my good books. I can't however justify putting Mikey any higher than this, and so he's gone.

OH and remember when he called Aisleyne a slut because she defended Susie? So witty.

[Daniel.]

No BB5 housemate being gone yet <3

[SherzyK]

Perched for Nadia being in the top of 10 <3

[Beastie]

Come on there still some bores to pluck out. I liked Michael.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Beastie

Come on there still some bores to pluck out. I liked Michael.

Jonathan is coming soon don't worry

[Daniel.]

Imogen won end

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

Imogen won end

queen of rule breaks

[Underscore]

where the hell is sezer

[Daniel.]

44. Marco Sabba

I was googling a pic for Marco and had to use this nn

So WHEW a BB5 housemate is out...and it's Marco! When I initially did my rank I had Jason lower but the watch I'm currently having has changed that.

Though I put Marco in red I don't completely dislike him, like Maxwell with the BB6 divide, I credit Marco for going in hard in the first week and creating his harem of insane women with a chainsmoking transgender, a sex obsessed bunny boiler and a woman so dumb she genuinely can't really form a full sentence lol. Friendship goals? I'm a huge fan of the women of Marcos alliance, as you will see towards the end of this ranking, but him himself didn't really offer anything sustainable or interesting as a person. Like imagine how good it would be to get someone like Kemal to fill the role of him <3 ergh.

So of course the main thing with Marco is his ANNOYING seal clapping which I had to mute a lot of the time, his unbearable screaming, his general obnoxiousness (see fight night) and generally being a pain in the arse. I can't do a write up on Marco without mentioning his role in fight night, and im not going to lie I found the WE MIGHT DECIDE TO CLEAN UP and dancing in Jason's face kinda funny, but it was when Jason reacted he literally hid behind Nadia showing what a pathetic coward he is.

His rivalry with Ahmed is hilarious viewing and the the type of drama I watch Big Brother for, and while unlike Ahmed I dont HAAAATE him, I do dislike him and it's not mentioned enough but him going over Nadia and Michelle is possibly the best eviction result in 18 years.

Oh and his showtunes were irritating and never funny.

[Matthew.]

This one is spot on, Daniel

that picture

[UserSince2005]

Foul. Marco bought so much fun to that house. One of the few housemate who seems to love and live every second in the house. One of the best housemates ever.

[Beastie]

I loved Marco. Should have been higher. Why isn't Susie up yet. I hope you put all the bores in one post plz.

[Epic.]

Marco was trash

"I MIGHT decide to clean up! " was never funny

[Daniel.]

43. Jonathan Leonard

Sorry but I literally can't remember anything except the drama when he went, which was all about Aisleyne. I think I remember wanting him in over Spiral but eh I don't care.

I felt bad for him having to leave with no crowd but oh well.

[Beastie]

Lol. Jonathan. Short and sweet. He seemed a nice dude. I rather he went in the house too. But yeah pretty much Aishleyne just stole all the thunder crying in the diary room trying to choose between him and Spiral and she said Jonathan didn't mind going. Maybe if a future BB happens Jonathan will get another chance? I mean Nikki has been given 500 chances at least..

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Beastie

Lol. Jonathan. Short and sweet. He seemed a nice dude. I rather he went in the house too.

this, she should have evicted spiral

(having said that, the episode when jonathan was evicted was the last one i watched, so for all i know spiral could be one of the best housemates - doubt that though)

[Beastie]

Who's 42?

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Beastie

Who's 42?

Sezer or Sam Heuston

[RileyH]

Better not be Sam Heuston

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Better not be Sam Heuston

she was awful and one of the worst from BB6

and thought she was better than others

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

she was awful and one of the worst from BB6

and thought she was better than others

Is that not everyone in BB6 though?

[Daniel.]

42. George Askew



As an introduction, George is my pick for the hottest male in this countdown...he's honestly GORGEOUS. Sadly, his personality didn't match this at all, while not completely disliking George he was a poor housemate most of the time. His good points include being the one person not to walk out of lounge on Shahbaz when everyone else did, which I guess showed he wasn't a follower and could make his own mind up? I had a lot of respect for George in that moment.

The thing that ruins George for me is his treatment of Nikki, which sucked, he would comfort her and lead her on whilst slagging her off behind her back, being such an elitist snob (and this can be hilarious in Big Brother, but George wasn't witty nor was he funny), slagging her off for like...wearing skirts and going clubbing in skimpy outfits? Let miss Grahame live! Then there's the Grace thing, in which he obviously fancied her and made up some trash ecxuse about not wanting fame when she was more interested in Mikey, like he didn't have four weeks of hiding and pre talks from producers to think about that I have to laugh.

George was only there a week and a half, and in that time made me feel nothing but irritation (and fancying him). His highlight was when Grace wanted him to stay desperately so her group wasnt up lmao. Safe to say when he left the show didnt miss him at all, and nor did I.

41. Lesley Sanderson



SORRY REECE


This might come as a shock to some because I used to really like Lesley lol. I think I even made a thread about her However I have since rewatched her two weeks and I really didn't like her by the end of her stint? She was HILARIOUS in her first week with some of her quotes about the biggest tits in Huddersfield, and she know's she's gorgeous so she doesn't need to be told. That's all great. It's her tratment of Sam that put me off massively, I used to think it was a feud but lets be honest it was bullying caused by nothing but resentment that there was a pretty girl in the house who the boys liked.The make up bag night was just plain malicious but it did give us SHUT UP BITCH and I TOOK YER MAKE UP BAG BECAUSE I DONT FOOKIN LIKE YA. This is by far my hardest cut so far so dont be surprised if she's randomly moved up a couple spots in a few months, but for now Lesley was just too much of a **** to enjoy properly for me.

[Matthew.]

Didn’t like either of them, he was dull, she was just irritating

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Daniel.

41. Lesley Sanderson



SORRY REECE

[Beastie]

I liked Lesley as a housemate. But poor Sam did get bullied. I wonder what Lesley is doing now? 4 kids to 4 different dads living in a council estate I'm guessing?