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BBUKLive: 6.59pm: Extraordinary. Ashley has got his bum out yet again. This time in front of Coleen and Julian. Someone get that man a belt. #cbb
16-08-2012 07:01 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.10pm: Prince Loz, Cheryl and Rhian have been getting to know each other while occasionally remembering to help Sam prepare a meal. #cbb
16-08-2012 07:11 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.12pm: "How's THE SITUATION?" asks Sam as Mike enters the kitchen. We're a hive-mind joke store. Keep #TheSituation gags rolling! #cbb
16-08-2012 07:14 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.27pm: Prince Loz and #TheSitch bond in the kitchen. They're talking about their favourite clubs in New York. We can totally relate. #cbb
16-08-2012 07:27 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.30pm: Martin's getting spooky with Jasmine in the bedroom, telling her about a spectre he once saw. He's a believer in ghosties. #cbb
16-08-2012 07:31 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.34pm: A playful sprite has clearly taken control of Ashley. Whatever is he doing to an unamused Julian? #CBB http://t.co/nwzd3gO9
16-08-2012 07:37 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.52pm: Danica and Ashley are in the Diary Room and appear to have been given cuddly toys. #cbb
16-08-2012 07:53 PM

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BBUKLive: 7.57pm: Hev (SORRY CHERYL) is telling Sam that she judged her over *that* article but is now revising her opinion. #CBB
16-08-2012 07:59 PM

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BBUKLive: 8.01pm: It would seem Chez is actually having a veiled go at La Brick, defending her right to walk around with her "belly out". #cbb
16-08-2012 08:04 PM

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BBUKLive: 8.11pm: Lorenzo hates discussing his exes but is telling Danica a protracted story involving two exes in a stand-off. #cbb #princecharming
16-08-2012 08:14 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.22pm: The HMs have sat down to a very civilised spaghetti dinner. There's lots of concerned passing of items. #CBB
16-08-2012 08:24 PM

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BBUKLive: We're soothsayers. It's a rare gift. RT: @x_GinaMarie_x @BBUKLive wow u can see into the future??? We haven't even got to 10:22pm yet!!!
16-08-2012 08:33 PM

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BBUKLive: Back over at 8.34pm: The civilised dinner party is still going strong. Nice table manners, housemates. #cbb
16-08-2012 08:35 PM

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BBUKLive: 8.50pm:#TheSituation is teaching Danica how to say "I love you" in Italian. Will this blossom into a romantic siutation? #cbb
16-08-2012 08:52 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.05pm: #Thesituation (and Danica) have migrated to the Diary Room and are having a good old laugh about mysterious things. #cbb
16-08-2012 09:06 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.14pm: Cheryl's in the hot-tub and dismayed at the lack of bubbles. She tells Ashley to "put 50 pence in the meter". #cbb
16-08-2012 09:14 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.25pm: A hot-tub party is fast developing. Ashley, Harvey, Rhian, Cheryl and the Prince are all wading in bubbles and ultra-cheerful. #cbb
16-08-2012 09:26 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.31pm: Meanwhile, Julian, Danica and Coleen are cleaning every darn surface in the kitchen. Is this the first taste of a House divide? #cbb
16-08-2012 09:32 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.34pm: Boredom? Pffft. Cheryl's too busy inflating her swimming costume in the hot-tub for boredom. #cbb #GoOnHev http://t.co/bgn21raK
16-08-2012 09:37 PM

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BBUKLive: 9.46pm: A now deflated Cheryl is explaining veruccas to Prince Loz who's never had one. "This could be your lucky day," says Julian. #cbb
16-08-2012 09:48 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.01pm: Martin Kemp's putting the 'hot' in 'hot tub' right now. Excuse the lack of professionalism but...FWOAR. *ahem* #cbb
16-08-2012 10:02 PM

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BBUKLive: Big Brother is only human with human... yearnings. RT: ALucyS @BBUKLive pull yourself together, Big Brother!! =P #CBB
16-08-2012 10:10 PM

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BBUKLive: All in good time. RT: @MissTraceyO @BBUKLive May we have a picture please! #CBB
16-08-2012 10:12 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.16pm: #TheSituation is looking for a girl who's "beautiful inside". He doesn't just want someone who's DTF (naughty acronym alert). #cbb
16-08-2012 10:16 PM

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BBUKLive: 10.19pm: According to Jasmine, Bootsies is the club to hit in LA. We're nodding like we're part of the jet-set. Uh-huh, Bootsies, sure. #CBB
16-08-2012 10:20 PM