[Mark]

Originally posted by Sticks
What ever you do, you must be discrete, unlike last time.

BTW I got a report that Bert overdid things on Saturday on the alcohol front. I have to point out that he has been a bit fragile since his image appeared on a photo of Bin Liner. Also he got kicked out of his house by a life long friend called Ernie Someone said they were gay and friends of Ernie convinced him that poor old Bert should sling his hook. I had heard that Earnie has been visiting bars and drinking himself to a stupor, but I digress

Im confused :c onf:

Meanwhile some of our associates are trying for the close protection contract with a Mr W Young, whoever that is

Sticks I bet you were Pop Idols number 1 fan! Did you have it on TV all the time! Are you a member of all the fan clubs!

Mark

[Sticks]

Actually I did not watch any of the Pop Idol programmes.

I have only seen the special at the end, because everyone was going on about it, ad nauseum

[LEE]

Originally posted by Abbyindahouse
whats ROB?

Hi abby

ROB = Romantic old bird. Paul fan extraordinaire, ace story writer and generally all round cool (but rather mad) person.

[Janette]

Originally posted by Sticks
Meanwhile some of our associates are trying for the close protection contract with a Mr W Young, whoever that is

Can I have the job?

[susieq]

Meanwhile some of our associates are trying for the close protection contract with a Mr W Young, whoever that is

Oh guys - I feel another trip coming on! We cannot let this opportunity slip out of our hands - we are, naturally, the best people to take care of the male species. ROB, Chilledbootz and Kaz and their caring and kind ministrations. I'm sure Mr C would bear testament to the fact that he was well looked after!

We also know our way around the PI bus so we can fetch and carry from the fridge, switch the CD player on, wipe sweat from his brow, ooohhh lots of things!! Whaddya think?

[Romantic Old Bird]

ROB = Romantic old bird. Paul fan extraordinaire, ace story writer and generally all round cool (but rather mad) person.

Thanks Lee (I think!)

Abby, it's better than real life, please feel free to participate fully. I, and a good few others on here, are old enough to know better, but we don't let that hinder us at all.

We are hopefully going to have a whole section dedicated to the timeless love story of that modern day Romeo and Juliet, Troilus and Cressida, Tristam and Isolde, Dante and Beatrice, Benedict and Beatrice, Barrett and Browning:

The legendary Paul (Oh My God, look at those cheekbones) Clarke, and Helen Lucy (Don't rip those carrier bags) Adams.



Any day now, I hope!

[Abbyindahouse]

cool nice to meet u ROB but 1 thing u may be a Paul Fan but I am his biggest fan ever

[Romantic Old Bird]

Abby,

I'm glad you're a great Paul fan.

Let's face it, the guy is a class act, too gorgeous to be consigned to the anonymous, if lucrative world of car design. He should be on our TV's now!

He doesn't need to say anything, he can just sit there and look cute!

However, I am also inexplicably attracted to that deep hybrid southern drawl, even though it is saved from being monotonous only by the odd upward question-like inflection he uses at the end of each, like, sentance?

Bless his little cotton socks

You may be a GREAT Paul fan, but more devoted than ROB? Don't even think it girlfriend!

He is mine! Since Saturday, he has been on the phone, begging me to meet up with him again. He says he's confused, and he wants to meet up outside the house, to see if his feelings are still the same.

I mean, I've tried to reason with him, convince him he's far better off with a young nubile lass like Helen, but he says he didn't mean it to happen, and it's my personality that he's fallen for!

What is a girl to do?

Well, there's always......

[Abbyindahouse]

HAHA AS IF! ME & PAUL R LIKE THIS !! may I have his number PLEASE & I'll settle for being second best

what ya say?

[Romantic Old Bird]

I say,

'WELCOME TO ROB'S LITTLE WORLD!'

It's a bit mad, but it's , like, really, really, y'know, cool? In fact, it's actually quite AMAZING.

There was this one time, when .....

[Abbyindahouse]

dude it's blinding!

what time when what?

[Mark]

hmmmm.

I feel a 1 on 1 Paul Clarke quiz between ROB and abbyindahouse, so we can see who is the ultimate Paul fan really is!

It will work in the way that myself, LEE and Kaz will think of loads of questions to do with Paul, and then U2U them to you. You will have a time period to complete these and return them, and then we will see!

I haven't discussed this with LEE or Kaz yet but I am sure it will be fine!

What do you think ROB and abbyindahouse???

Mark

[Abbyindahouse]

sounds class dude

[Feefs]

I think this is a fantastic plan, but be sure to keep copies of all correspondence for posting here! I'd like to see more than just a test of Paul trivia - we need to see what lengths they are prepared to go to for the man himself, but I'm not sure how we could test that.

Perhaps the first person to take a photo of themselves and Paul in the Ford car park with and a big cake and a black lilly wins?

[Abbyindahouse]

lol...im so gona kick ass in this quiz but im worried because i dont know his bday

[Sticks]

I hate to be the wet blanket, but should that quize be on another thread, as this is Josh meets Helen.

[Abbyindahouse]

lol

does it matter?

r u like the big daddy kind of person who bosses us around & make sure we r gud & stuff?

is that u on that pic?

[Romantic Old Bird]

Abby, you got it in one! Such discernment in one so young!

Sticks the eye in the sky, the one and only Cyber Warrior of Orwellian proportions, and he does look like that!

Whereas, I am often mistaken for Anna Kournikova.

I'm willing to fight for Paul, but Queensberry rules will NOT apply. Every girl for herself.

He's tried the best, he don't want the rest!

[Abbyindahouse]

how old am i then?

[Abbyindahouse]

sorry if i have upsetu im only messin around

[Feefs]

Originally posted by Sticks
I hate to be the wet blanket, but should that quize be on another thread, as this is Josh meets Helen.

HA - he started it!

I have been beginning to wonder about this thread. In LEE's interview, Josh said he was always looking for feedback and would come and see what we have to say. Naturally with a title like 'Josh meets Helen', he's bound to check what we have to say on this one. The question is
- will he laugh at/with us,
- will he sulk because we got bored talking about him?
- will he be straight on the phone to the Endemol psychologists and tell them they have work to do? or (my personal favourite)
- will he mention us in his next newspaper interview on 'the madness that is a BB addict'?

By the way Abby - you're doing very well at fitting in for one so new to us and our strange ways.

[Abbyindahouse]

Originally posted by Feefs
By the way Abby - you're doing very well at fitting in for one so new to us and our strange ways.

oh gud i was hopping i would fit in!

[Romantic Old Bird]

Abby, of course you haven't upset me love!

I suspect you are a wee bit younger than me, in fact, who isn't? I am indeed an old bird, but a game one!

In the real world ( ) Paul would probably ask me to tuck him in and read him a story.

And I would, after making sure he'd buttoned up his jim-jams properly, drunk his milk and cleaned his teeth.

Then I'd him goodnight, and wish him sweet , and then, just when he'd snuggled down, safe in the knowledge that all was right in Clarkie's little world, I'd a little lullaby and

RAVISH HIM WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE!

[Abbyindahouse]

lmao! u r a character arent u! i like it ere i do (MORE INTERNET TIME 4 MOI!!)

i am in fact 14 let me guess u r 35ish? sorry if ur younger!

[Kaz]

Originally posted by Romantic old bird
I am indeed an old bird, but a game one!

Originally posted by Abbyindahouse
... let me guess u r 35ish?

As I am 'over 35', I guess ROB's statement must apply to me too!!