[Shaun]

Haha Laura, my Mum got 'The Circus' yesterday from my sister, and I quite liked it. I'll probably post a new episode tonight.

[MarkWaldorf]

I hope my absence has a justified reason. lmao.

[lily.]

Picto (I assume that's you Shaun..?)... I've just read this and it's bloody hilarious. You've got talent son.

One question though.. am I with Baz? Lmao...

[Shaun]

Yes you are, lili, but he doesn't love you.

Episode four!

TiBBOaks Episode 4 - Friday. PM.
Opening Sequence:
It's the same evening from Fom's father's funeral/Firewire coming home. Annie is stood in Sam!'s room on the University campus, confronting him and Satisfaction over their affair. "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson is playing. As "Annie are you OK?" repeats, she has her arms folded and we see Sam! offering an explanation under the music. We then cut to Fom's house, where he picks up the gun from the box and locks it away in a safe, under disapproving looks from GhettoSuperstar. Finally, we cut to .Andy.'s bar, where LIZZEDJ is dancing on a dancefloor with Lauren, Princess and Mark, whilst she repeatedly looks over at the barman, Matt.

Scene One - the dancefloor. Generic dance music plays, and LIZZEDJ gestures to Lauren that she wants to go and get a drink.
Lauren: TEQUILA! SLAMMERS! YEAAAAH!
LIZZEDJ: Oi oi, mr. Barman, get us some tequila in.
Mark: Oof, he's a bit of alright.
LIZZEDJ: Shush you, he's mine.
Mark: You've got a husband! And a kid!
Princess: Nah he's mine! I need a rebound pull.
Matt wanders over and smirks, pouring shot glasses and handing Lauren four sliced lemon segments and a small jar of salt.
Mark: Okay, one, two, three!
They all swallow the salt, then down the shot, before sucking on lemons. They pull disgusted faces.
Lauren: I think I'm going to be sick!
She runs off to the toilets, and Mark quickly follows.
Princess: Lightweights!

Scene Two - Nickyy's house. Mrluvaluva has come round to babysit, and she is putting on some earrings. There's a knock on the door and she goes to answer it.
Nickyy: Come in!
A man considerably younger than Nickyy walks in. He is wearing a black leather jacket and has his hair greased back in a quiff. It appears that there is a Grease-themed night nearby, as Nickyy puts on a "Pink Ladies" jacket.
Nickyy: Listen, Mrluvaluva, I know I said I was going bingo but I had a change of plan. It's 70s night down Andy's! Are you sure this is OK? I can call someone else if it's too much trouble. Oh by the way, this is Chewy.
Chewy: Hey...
Mrluvaluva: No, no, it's fine. Go out and enjoy yourself!
Nickyy: Ah, thanks babe. You're a lifesaver!
She grabs her keys and handbag, then kisses Ninastar on the forehead before climbing into a taxi outside.
Ninastar: Did you bring that gun?!
Mrluvaluva: I wish I had...

Scene Three - Sam!'s room. He and Annie are in the middle of a big argument, whilst Satisfaction stands by the window feeling awkward.
Annie: A MAN!? You cheated on Princess with a man!?
Sam!; What's that supposed to mean? It's no different to with another woman...
Annie: Well I already knew you'd done it with Christina, but a man!
Satisfaction: What!?
Sam!: Oh great.
Satisfaction: Who the hell is Christina?
Christina walks in and is in a world of her own.
Christina: I came round to bring this shirt you left at mine...oh.
Annie: The plot thickens.
Satisfaction: Who are you?
Christina: I'm Christina, who are you?
Satisfaction: You've been sleeping with my boyfriend!
Sam!; Boyfriend? Slow down...
Satisfaction: What do you mean 'slow down'? You said you'd break it off with Princess so we could be together.
Christina: Sam!'s gay!?
Annie: I know, it's so juicy!
Sam!: I'M NOT GAY.
Satisfaction: Not what you said last night, love.
Sam!: Shut up! Just go will you? I need time to think.
Christina: Look, whatever your name is, it was a one-off. We were drunk.
Annie: There's a surprise.
Christina: Oh shut up, you tramp.
Annie: BITCH!
She launches at Christina and pulls her hair. Sam! intervenes and pulls them apart, and Satisfaction takes Annie outside to go home.
Christina: What the Hell is happening?
Sam!: I wish I knew...

Scene Four - Andy's bar. Lauren and Mark have returned and are sipping cocktails with Princess, but LIZZEDJ has disappeared. Lauren receives a text.
Lauren: ...gay!?
Mark: WHAT?
Lauren: Not you love, we know you are.
Mark giggles and a bit of his cocktail spills onto his shirt.
Princess: Who then?
Lauren: Oh...never mind!
She suddenly has great interest in her drink, and plays with the little umbrella. Meanwhile, at the opposite side of the bar, LIZZEDJ is whispering to Matt.
Mark: Oooh, 'ark at her!
Princess: Jammy cow!
LIZZEDJ hands Matt a piece of paper, presumably with her mobile phone number on it. She then goes to the toilets.

Scene Five - Fom's house. It is now evening, and he has cooked pasta for himself and GhettoSuperstar, who's brought along two married friends from his old workplace.
Fom: So, Ben, how did you and Brona meet?
Ben: Online.
Fom: Oh.
Brona: Yeah I was browsing some social networking sites looking for people to go dogging with -
GhettoSuperstar chokes on a meatball.
Brona: And he sent me a message saying that he liked the look of-
Ben: Uhh, babe, in front of friends?
Brona: Oh, sorry.
She blushes. They continue eating in silence, whilst GhettoSuperstar gives Fom dirty looks.

Scene Six - a drama hall. Several students walk around the stage reciting lines from Hamlet. There is no teacher present, though, and it inevitably falls into chaos.
MarkSpears: This is ridiculous. Where is Mr. Satisfaction?
DamonJ: Probably caning Conzors for what he said earlier.
Hugo: Can we concentrate please?
DamonJ: Alright, calm down.
Ruth*Star: O! what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
MarkSpears: Captivating. Truly mesmerising.
Ruth*Star: Shut up, just because your part is a tree.
MarkSpears: I've got more talent in my branches than you've got in your whole family.
DamonJ: Can't we work in "If You Seek Amy" to the soundtrack?
Hugo: Shakespeare didn't much like Britney.
MarkSpears: Pfft, who's Shakespeare? Don't see him selling platinum albums.
Ruth*Star: No, he's only the biggest-selling author of all time.
DamonJ: [singing] There are two types of people in the world.
He picks up a feather boa and thrusts around the stage. Hugo initially rolls his eyes, but then picks up a cane and starts gyrating with him.

Scene Seven - Andy's bar. Nickyy and Chewy have arrived, and "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees is playing. They're on the dancefloor with Lauren, Mark, Lizzedj and Princess.
Matt: Andy, what time does my shift end?
Andy: Uhh...1am. Why, you got somewhere you need to be?
Matt: You could say that.
He looks over at Lizzedj who winks at him.

Scene Eight - Satisfaction is walking with Annie in no general direction. He has his arm round her and she hears music playing nearby. She asks Satisfaction if he fancies a drink and he accepts, as they head over to Andy's.
Annie: Princess! Lauren! You get my text?
Lauren rushes over to Annie and hugs her. She stumbles over to a corner sofa, and sits down with Satisfaction, Annie and Princess.
Princess: Hello sexy!
Satisfaction: Uh...hi.
Annie: Oh! Funny story! Sam!'s sleeping with him!
Princess: WHAT.
Lauren spits out her drink and ruins Satisfaction's shirt. He starts to take it off, when Mark comes over.
Mark: Well this night's improving by the minute!
Lauren: Oh my god I'm sorry! I'll go and buy you a drink.
Satisfaction: ...thanks. Sex on the beach.
Mark: Yes please.
Princess: HELLO?
Annie: Oh yeah, Sam! is gay now.
Satisfaction: I don't know about that...
Princess: You were the one seeing him behind my back?
Satisfaction: I'm sorry, I didn't know either...
Mark: Oooh, scandal!
Annie: Mark! Go make yourself useful!
Mark wanders over to the bar and sits on a stool, only to fall off immediately, knocking over a jug of vodka/coke. The 3 sat down burst out laughing.
Princess: You want to stay away from him.
Satisfaction: Who, Mark?
Princess: No! Well, yes. But I meant Sam!
Annie: He's a slag!
Princess: Probably got AIDs.
Satisfaction: What does that mean?
Princess: I don't mean like, because he's gay, but because he sleeps around.
Annie: How old are you anyway?
Satisfaction: I'm 30...I teach at TiBBOaks.
Annie: Ooo!
Meanwhile, Nickyy accidentally bumps into a girl. It turns out to be LIZZEDJ.
Lizzedj: You again! You bitch!
She lunges at Nickyy and a bouncer comes in and takes her outside. It is now nearly 12:30, and Matt decides to finish early.
Matt: It's okay, I'll get her a cab home.

Scene Nine - The taxi. Lizzedj is sat in the back with Matt, and she is leaning on his lap.
Lizzedj: Bitch has got a serious problem!
Matt: 12 Hottie Street, please.
Lizzedj: Oooh, Hottie you say?

Scene Ten - Fom's house. He is washing dishes as GhettoSuperstar finishes pouring wine for his friends.
Ben: Actually, none for me thanks. It's getting late...we better be off.
Brona: But darling! The wine! *hic* it's fab!
GhettoSuperstar: YOU'RE FAB!
He and Brona giggle hysterically.
Fom: I think that's enough wine.
GhettoSuperstar: IF YOU SAY SO! Don't want you to shoot me!
Ben: Huh?
Brona: I shot the sheriff! But I didn't shoot the deputy.
Ben: Okay, that's enough. We're going home. I'm sorry about this Fom, Ghetto.
GhettoSuperstar: Don't worry about it *hic*, I love meatballs.
Brona: Goodness gracious...
GhettoSuperstar and Brona: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
They fall to the floor giggling. Ben drags his wife to her feet and shakes Fom's hand to say goodbye. They leave.
GhettoSuperstar: ...where have they gone? YOU'VE KILLED THEM.
Fom: No, they went home. Brona was drunk. And so are you.
GhettoSuperstar: SO why do you have a gun!
Fom: None of your business.
GhettoSuperstar: It's James isn't it!
Fom: What?
GhettoSuperstar: James! He killed dad, now you're going to kill him!
Fom: Dad died from liver poisoning...
GhettoSuperstar: I mean our real dad!

Closing Sequence:
"If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears plays in the background. Lauren, Annie, Princess and Mark continue to dance with Nickyy, Christina, Chewy and Satisfaction. We cut to Matt's house, where he leans in and kisses LIZZEDJ. She takes off his shirt and they stumble upstairs. We then cut to Sam! drinking the bottle of wine Satisfaction had left over. He is looking at two photographs, one of Satisfaction and one of himself. He tears up the picture of him, and turns off the lights.

[Ninastar]

Omg! I loves it xxxx

[GhettoSuperstar]

OMG I'm so glad you added Brona having banter with me, we are like Girls Aloud fans and similar.

Dum, dum, dum! Not our real dad!?!?!?!

[MarkWaldorf]

LMAO!!

[lily.]

Originally posted by PictoYes you are, lili, but he doesn't love you.

Ahh... story of my life :P

Great update.. I'm enjoying this.. haha.. I should read more fiction!

[MarkWaldorf]

I love how you can actually see this all happening, lmao!

[Shaun]

I know, I'm actually picturing it as I'm writing it lmao. Though I couldn't see Matt and Jen kissing, personally.

[Tom4784]

Great episode, outrageously campy Mark is my favourite.

[Dom:D]

Fantastic episode!!

[Sam!]

Shitt I love this lol :P I laughed when Christina walked in on me, Annie and Darenn. hahaha

[Hugo]

LOL


But I'm not a Britney fan in that.

[LemonJam]

Lauren spits out her drink and ruins Satisfaction's shirt. He starts to take it off, when Mark comes over.
Mark: Well this night's improving by the minute!

LMFAO!!!!

This is just too awesome.

[xDramatick]

Lauren spits out her drink and ruins Satisfaction's shirt. He starts to take it off, when Mark comes over.
Mark: Well this night's improving by the minute!

&&

Satisfaction: Not what you said last night, love.

LOVE IT.
Which Mark is perving over me? Admin or Spears?

Keep up the work Shaun, love it

[Hugo]

Admin^
LOL

[Shaun]

The only one who I haven't used the exact username for is Ben, who's based on Robin-Van-Perfect.

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Picto
The only one who I haven't used the exact username for is Ben, who's based on Robin-Van-Perfect.

OH, I always thought you meant ukturtle LOL

[xDramatick]

Ah right, LOL @ Admin Mark wanting me.
Sucky Sucky Five Karma?

&Lmao @ homophobic conzors.

[Lewis.]

Haha. I Love it

Annie: Well I already knew you'd done it with Christina, but a man!

[Shaun]

Hugo, I'm working on bringing out your inner-Britney. But it's hard when you secretly hate Damon.

[Shaun]

Hugo, I'm working on bringing out your inner-Britney. But it's hard when you secretly hate Damon.

[DamonJ]

ILY SHAUN! lmao

[Hugo]

yay
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