[Stu]

Triple Miz!

MizIntyre!

DiBimiz!

[Ramsay]

Jiz!

[Stu]

Spoiler:

TNA Wrestling taped next Thursday's edition of TNA Impact tonight from Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. Thanks to Orlando correspondent Tim Capture for sending us text-message updates:

Pre-Show Tryout Match:

* Los Ben Dejos w/Simon Diamond vs. Generation Me. Simon was introduced as El Grando Wizard. Winners via combo springboard leg drop and standing shooting star press, Generation Me. Los Ben Dejos are local graduates of the Team 3D Academy and wrestle local indies.

TNA Impact (Airing Thursday, May 13, 2010 on Spike TV):

* Impact opening

* Eric Bischoff out first. He says he really does love each and everyone of us. He introduces the TNA Heavyweight Champion, Rob Van Dam. TNA has a poll to see the top ten rankings to see who he'd face. Jeff Hardy is the next on the list after Desmond Wolfe, so nothing would be better than RVD vs. Hardy tonight. Only problem is no one can find Hardy so they'll give him the night off. RVD says he loves being champ and the best thing is defending the belt so no night off for because he's the whole F'N show. AJ Styles' music hits and he comes out and says watch your mouth, you're a champion for God's sake and a role model. He asks RVD if he wants to wrestle because AJ is in the mood to hurt someone. AJ asks if he thinks the people came to see RVD? No, they came to see AJ because he is TNA. He says even though he has RVD in 3 days, he still wants the match tonight because he will always be champ. Jeff Hardy's music hits and out he comes. He says he's been confused by the new days to show up and doesn't have a secretary but he's here tonight for his match. AJ protests and says it's his match. Hardy says RVD is the champ so how about he makes it a 3 way? Bischoff says that's a great idea and says the match is tonight.

* JB backstage with the Beautiful People talking about Tara. Madison Rayne says Tara needs to get over it that she's not the champ anymore and she is now. Velvet Sky says they're going to stay champs after the PPV because she said so. Lacey interrupts because she really has to pee and runs off. Madison asks why she's here and Velvet says it's because she's pretty, that's why.

* Taylor Wilde vs. Tara. Taylor went for a springing splash off the second turnbuckle and Tara kicked her in the gut and got the pin. Afterward Tara beat Taylor with her knee brace. Sarita ran out for the save. Afterwards they'd showed footage of Chelsea in the back crying while a major scene was going down with security and officials trying to find out what's going on. Desmond was trying to get some room for her as this was going on.

* Brian Kendrick vs ?. Before we find out we go back to Chelsea crying as police are coming to investigate. Brian Kendrick vs. Douglas Williams. He still has the X Division belt with him. Before the match, Douglas calls Kendrick a loser and hasn't seen him a single Match so he isn't worthy of a shot at the title so this is non title. Kazarian comes out to join the commentary table. During the match, Kaz comes to the ring to get the belt and it distracts Williams long enough for Kendrick to get the win via schoolboy.

* Christy Hemme in the back tries to get a word with Pat Kenney about a possible assailant. Kenney says he can't believe what he heard and leaves.

* Generation Me vs ?. They go to the back and Christy Hemme says if the assailant is true it will be major news. Police aren't allowing the name to be released. Generation Me vs Matt Morgan Morgan gives one the Hellevator and the other the Carbon Footprint. Morgan gets on the mic and says they warned Hogan there'd be carnage if he didn't tell him who their partner would be at Sacrifice. Morgan gets ready to stomp one of the Me's and Samoa Joe comes out for the save and Musclebusters Morgan and takes off.

* After Joe is gone and Morgan is out, the Band come out with the briefcase for the tag title shot. Nash and Hall cash it in. Nash just pins Morgan immediately. Winner and new TNA Tag Team Champions, the Band.

* Beer Money, Inc. vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. Team 3D vs. Ink Inc. One of Shannon Moore's earrings was ripped out and he's bleeding profusely Winner via Spear from Neal on Brother Ray, Ink Inc. Team 3D gets in Jesse's face afterwards, mad that they're the ones who trained him and got him here and this the thanks they get.

* For the Global Championship, Rob Terry vs. Abyss. Abyss doesn't come out when his music plays. Orlando Jordan sneaks in from the crowd and low blows Terry and holds onto Terry's package for a prolonged time. Jordan gets a pipe and beats Terry with it. He shows Terry a playing card, probably the queen of hearts, and then throws the deck on Terry. Jordan gets on the mic and says it's about time to cut the foreplay. He does what he wants, says what he wants and acts how he wants because he's the TNA wildcard. He asks if the people want him to leave. They say yes. OJ says he'll let them fulfill their every fantasy. He challenges anyone in the back to make him leave. Tomko comes out and we get Orlando Jordan vs. Tomko. Winner via guillotine choke, Orlando Jordan.

* Backstage, Bischoff says Tara sure is going to wrestle again. Her attitude has been piss poor and what she did to Taylor was uncalled for. He tells her to get out to the ring right now.

* Sarita vs. Tara. Winner via knee brace shot to Sarita while the ref was blinded, Tara. Afterwards she attacked Sarita but the ref broke it up.+

* TNA Champion Rob Van Dam vs. Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles. Mr. Anderson came out during the match and attacked Hardy. At the same time, AJ pulled the referee in the way of an RVD top rope sidekick. AJ dove onto everybody on the outside. RVD got spiked with a DDT on the outside and AJ rolled him in for the win.

* Hardy gets on the mic with RVD afterwards. He tells RVD to leave because he's got this. He calls Anderson to the ring right now and let's do this. Anderson makes like he's going to the ring but goes to leave instead. Hogan's music hits and Hogan won't let him leave. Hardy attacks Anderson and they begin to brawl all over the place. Hardy swantons off the announce table onto a prone Mr. Anderson who was on a table below.

Xplosion:

* From Generation Me, Matt Buck vs. Kazarian. Winner via his finisher, Kazarian. It's like if someone goes for a code red and the person taking it holds on and drops down to his knees, I just don't know what to call it.

* Homicide & Okada vs Ink Inc. Winner via Spear from Jesse Neal to Homicide, Ink Inc.

It would appear the world title was not on the line.

Sounds like a good iMPACT.

[Ruth*Star]

Spoiler:

Impact sounds solid next week, The Wolfpac being champs doesn't bother me if its a catalyst to get the tag belts on Machine Guns, since the guns interacted with wolfpac on the last monday episode this week.
Only gripe is No Sting, So annoyed theres NO sting.

I finally figured out how to do spoiler posts on here

[Ruth*Star]

I wish they'd either prosecute Jeff (not that i want that to happen) or let him walk free, its dragging on now.
I'm looking forward to Impact this week, Feels a bit strange it all being back where it was before, but its for the better good of the company to be back on a thursday night.

[Ruth*Star]

Bumping this thread, To talk about how awesome Heel Sting is at the moment, He owned this week on Impact, beating up people.

I laughed when he wore a sting mask, sent RVD flying backwards with a chair shot, and that sadistic laugh he does is cool aswell. I'm surprised that a heel turn from sting is actually working.

[arista]

Yes Spunky Mickie James
Tough and Sexy.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Schumacher

They have a ppv on tonight.

Not sure what channel it's on though....

Bravo Ch.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Schumacher

I disagree about the ring......if fans in the Impact crowd are chanting "We want 6 sides" then surely you cant claim it drew in zero additional fans.

Of course you can. Those are the same handful of pretentious smarks who have been sitting in those same spots in the building for years. They are no indication as to what the overall TNA fanbase is like.

On that note ...

"I was Impact on Monday, and they let a lot of non regulars up front on the rail and made those jokers sit up in the stands. It was funny wacthing them complain to management thinking they are a lot more important then they really are. They were crying about it for a while and then started crap to ruin story lines. Like chanting... See More "aj is married" when they were trying to run the nait angle with the hot chicks. they suck and attempt to ruin each show. TNA never told anyone to be quiet, they asked them to leave out the profanity as this show is taped live at a family friendly park and tons of families are in the stands".

And the follow up on a deleted WrestleZone thread :

The CC is not concerned with your opinions. We love this wrestling company and are very concerned that the TNA we watched grow up in front of us is being taken apart because a celebrity decided that it was 'his company' and everything has to change. As I told a friend at the taping last night, it's like watching your child get raped and murdered in front of you with all of the rapist's friends and supporters cheering him on. What do you expect us to do? Be happy that the rape and murder will get good press and high ratings? Start cheering for it because it's good for business? **** that.

We will continue to fight for the TNA we knew and loved, and will not go without a fight. There are very real battle lines being drawn within this organization, and I will stand on our side until the bitter end if need be. A while back I crossed the line from being a fan of sports entertainment to being a fan of professional wrestling. I refuse to step back over because the biggest sports entertainer ever tells me it's the right thing to do.

What a twat.

[arsenalforever]

did Aj styles beat samoa joe?

[arsenalforever]

Originally Posted by Schumacher

I admit it has, but it has to be in the run up to WM......for 10 months of the year we get crap shows.....

True but if Tna was pushing 'em in the ratings i think WWE would try harder

[arsenalforever]

Originally Posted by Schumacher

Finally someone gets me!!

That's what ive been saying all along, competition = a win for the fans!

yep just watch the monday night war dvd WWE released

[Jayson]

Originally Posted by Schumacher

http://www.p2p4u.net/sports/boxing-wwe-ufc.html

Cheers

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Schumacher

second night man............give us a whike....can you seriously ay your excited about mania?

Hell yeah. It's the best Mania card in nine fucking years. What could possibly be better about it?

Who won AJ & Abyss, for the record? I stopped watching the show after it started looking like an episode of Nitro from 96.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Schumacher

Snooze....ooooh seamus v hunter i cant wait......

no sorry, the whole legacy thing that hasnt been coming for months....woop cmon ted...

i mean cmon taker lets not repeat lkast years classic.....

sorrry bret i mean stroke...

right batista v cena..hmmm yeah.....

right fair enough...MITB.....no blood snooze......

Don't you think your being a bit hypercritical for the sake of it? If your personally not motivated for WrestleMania then fine, but don't try and put the onus on the card or the build up, which have both been fantastic. Especially when supporting a product that, once you take away it's ~NOT WWE! value is basically in the process of being booked into oblivion.

I mean ... TNA is something fresh ... ish ... on a Monday nights but you can hardly question WWE's booking whilst simultaneously supporting TNA's, can you?





Triple H Vs. Sheamus - I'll give you that. Obligatory default match on the card because HHH had nothing to do.

The whole legacy thing has been coming for months, right, which is why WrestleMania is the perfect place to blow off a feud that's been going on for months. Pro Wrestling 101.

Taker ... let's not repeat last years classic? Just about every fan in the world would disagree with you there. You think having a HBK/Taker rematch is a bad thing? This long awaited, money drawing sequel to what most fans hold as one of the best WrestleMania matches of all time is something your against?

Bret Hart's return has been something fans have been dying to see for thirteen years. Now your just being riddiculous. When Bret puts Vince in the sharpshooter at WrestleMania it's going to be requisite for one of the loudest pops in the history of the game.

Batista Vs. Cena, can't say I am excited about it, but it's an entirely logical match to have on the card. Kids love Cena and hate Batista. Kids buy the show too.

Jericho and Edge will tear the house down. Two great workers who have been white hot for years.

Money In The Bank ... you base match quality on there being blood or not? Really, dude?




Are you drunk? How was it watching a bunch of senior citizens interfere in the TNA main event?

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Schumacher

oh swagger and cena.....if i was a 5 year old kid now id be so excited LOL

Are you not looking foward to a long, exciting summer of Cena OVERCOMING THE OBSTACLES!

[Stu]

Wolfpac in da house.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Iceman

Former WCW World Champion Lex Luger is in Orlando this afternoon and is expected to be at tonight's TNA iMPACT!.

It's possible he'll be involved with 'The Band' or in the Hulk Hogan-Sting feud.

More shortly.

Is it on Bravo
soon?

[arista]

Originally Posted by Iceman

i think its on at the weekends arista. I watch it on live streams, i can give you a link if you'd like?

no thats OK
I will catch it at the weekend.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Iceman

Yeah i never really like to think like that but i know its true, its a shame though but you can actually see these guys coming through now who have it a million times easier than say the hardy's or E&C's of old.....where theyd be waiting years and years to even get a main event puch nevermind a title run.......

prime example is seamus......

also im so confused we're talking about wwe in tna thread and vice versa....

I was just going to mention hahaha.

I always thought it made more sense to just have one thread.

And yeah, from a talent standpoint WWE are on fire I reckon. Absoloute fire. No one thing is bad about the product, it's just become so formulaic and the aura is that we are the old, sweaty fans who don't belong anymore in Vince's new 'trendy' WWE.

Want to know what happens after the next PPV?

Guy #1 - I want a title shot!
Guy #2 - No I want one!
Guest Host - You two will rassle' tonight!
Guy #3 - Don't forget about meeee!
King - OMG a triple threat match with the winner facing Cena at _____!

Rinse and repeat.