[Stu]

Okay I'll lay off. It's not totally deformed or anything. I just wouldn't sit on the little monster.

You're a hero in my eyes now.

[Shaun]

can we not talk about sitting on little Monsters please.

*avoids eye contact with Smithy*

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Shaun

can we not talk about sitting on little Monsters please.

*avoids eye contact with Smithy*

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by Stu

Okay I'll lay off. It's not totally deformed or anything. I just wouldn't sit on the little monster.
You're a hero in my eyes now.

Stu is bottom or versatile.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Stu

This is so much better when you have to silently laugh yourself into oblivion because you're co inhabitants might not appreciate being woken by that manic laughter that could only be triggered by a lusty, semi psychotic homosexual fowarding a picture of Chernobylcock to a fundamentalist Christian on the other side of the planet.

Glad I'm not prema-banned............only on this website could I hear that Stu!!!!! A classic Stu long sentence

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

Stu is bottom or versatile.

A man for all seasons but outwith yer class I think

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Glad I'm not prema-banned............only on this website could I hear that Stu!!!!! A classic Stu long sentence

as if permabanned members get a life and dont lurk.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Glad I'm not prema-banned............only on this website could I hear that Stu!!!!! A classic Stu long sentence

I could just barely string it together and all. Tonight has been quite the ordeal.

I'll be awake tommorow hopefully in time for the police investigations.

[Chuck]

A female should do a wurkit for the lads.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

as if permabanned members get a life and dont lurk.

v true - I know Stace has read much more than me - I've been out of the loop and she was bringing me up-to-speed last evening!

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Stu

I could just barely string it together and all. Tonight has been quite the ordeal.

I'll be awake tommorow hopefully in time for the police investigations.

As I said on PM - I suddenly get the humour and insults and like it - too old, too drunk, too close to see your classics before.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

A female should do a wurkit for the lads.

It wouldn't have the mass hysteria or frantic eye gauging after witnessing it.

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

A female should do a wurkit for the lads.

Vicky has done one.

[Chuck]

vicky1

[Glenn.]

Got to love a pussy

Spoiler:

cat

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is all

[Chuck]

but vicky's was only boobs and covered even.

[Chuck]

We need one of a female's genitalia.

-glares at Jessica-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

We need one of a female's genitalia.

-glares at Jessica-

lmao

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

vicky1

if that infractionable under the new regime?! I don't know MSN talk so should report you!

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

We need one of a female's genitalia.

-glares at Jessica-

Scott could just tuck it between his legs and pretend.

[Shaun]

on the homepage this thread looks like "How many faqs"...

[/not particularly important or funny observations]

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i would never tuck it inbetween my legs

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Shaun

on the homepage this thread looks like "How many faqs"...

[/not particularly important or funny observations]

I'm sure this thread has clearly answered all the important faqs that we have.

[Claymores]

Originally Posted by Scott

i would never tuck it inbetween my legs

I think Coolio was wondering if Nads was doing that during UBB - hence his intruige