[Fat.Rat]

but pay as your goings is better than contractings!!!

[Matt]

But my old phone was pay as you goings... My contractings is better dealings than my old dealings...

[Fat.Rat]

but with pay as your goings, you get free textings and a couple of free ring dings, you dont get that with your current dealings.

[Matt]

I get plenty of free textings with my current contractings, plus I already have free ring dings from my old pay as you goings...

[Fat.Rat]

but with our pay as your goings you get free broadbandings, with 42megabyteings, and thats better than your current dealings.

[Matt]

I already have very reliable broadbandings as it is... and free TVings...

[Fat.Rat]

but with our broadbandings, you get free tvings, with free skysportings and a couple of movieing channelings.

[Matt]

But I've got very reliable broadbandings and brilliant free TVings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you get free skysportings...

[Matt]

I don't watch SkySportings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you get free remote controlings..

[Matt]

Originally posted by Fat.Rat
but you get free remote controlings..

I already have remote controllings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you only pay Ł14 for the first month, then Ł42 for the second month, then Ł182 for the rest of your contractings..with free ring ding, free textings, free skysportings and a free remote controlings, and its all pay as you goings..

[Matt]

Ooh that's bad. I pay Ł35 a month for my current contractings, and I don't have to pay anything for my TVings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you only pay Ł52 for the first month, then Ł89 for the second month, then Ł234 for the rest of your contractings, thats better than your current contractings, and you get free ring ding...

[Matt]

...I already have free ring ding...

[Fat.Rat]

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh this could go on all night!!!! but with our contractings you get free broadbandings with 1/2 megabyteings...

[Matt]

But I get 8 megabytings with my contractings....

(you're right it could...)

[Fat.Rat]

but its slow..you get 1 megabytings with our contractings, thats better than your current dealings, with our contractings you get 4 megabytings..

[Matt]

But I already get double the megabytings that you are offering on your contractings....

[Fat.Rat]

but with our contractings you 16 megabytings for Ł14 for the first month, then you get 8 megabytings for Ł82 for the rest of your contractings, and you get a free book markings..

[Matt]

I already get free bookmarkings...

[Fat.Rat]

but you get free ring ding...

[Matt]

I already have free ringdings...

[Fat.Rat]