[Pete.]

NAWT Callum

[Black Dagger]

I like Siavash.

[Daniel.]

I loved Callum

Callum > Dexter

[Black Dagger]

I have to write about Stuart ****ing Pilkington

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

I loved Callum

Callum > Dexter

But is that an ironic love or, like, an actual love because the former would make much more sense

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Callum > Dexter

I so agree

[Daniel.]

I thought he was a great housemate who had me laughing, he brought more to BB14 than Dexter ever did

[Pete.]

He was the only one to attack snake Dexter and was of course vilified for it

[LukeB]

Callum

[Black Dagger]

Callum was disgusting. What are these opinions

[Shaun]

I think he spoke for the entire British public when he implored Charlie Travers to soar.

Dexter on the other hand couldn't even stand out in a BB16 specifically designed to let crap old housemates stand out.

[Daniel-X]

Who's left for me I've been out all day?

[MB.]

...Tom and Isaac I think?

[Daniel-X]

Isaac Stout - BB10:



Two days. Two days. Isaac came in the house at a ridiculously late stage of the game after BB10 had what about seventeen housemates what walked? (Slight overreaction know). He came in and I along with many others I expect hoped for fireworks. His ex-girlfriend was then the notorious maneater Noirin who had charmed her way into the hearts of Sree , Marcus and Siavash. (Yeah she was the female equivalent of Pete from BB7). But. She had a boyfriend. His name was Isaac Stout. Isaac came in the house and did some slight dragging of Siavash as he was raged by him and Noirin it seemed. It wasn't fireworks though more like a sparkler. He then basically sulked around for two days refusing to get to know any fellow housemates really apart from his ex-girlfriend (Hello this is big brother?).

Queen Noirin then had to say a sad goodbye two days after Isaac had entered the house and Isaac pretty much decided that this was his end of his big brother journey. So it was goodbye Isaac after not that much longer than 48 hours in the house.

I save Tom

[Macie Lightfoot]

Tom and Isaac are both in my top 100 HMs it's so sad

anyway, Siavash is AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL and his fake martyrdom is infuriating. When he's not too busy breaking rules and pretending to be shocked at the consequences he's actually really ****ing boring (and he's still boring even when he's breaking rules and **** too so)

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

Callum Knell (BB14)



Ok, ok. I do appreciate that some people do like Callum and appreciated him for the hot mess that he is/was but, like… I can’t even do that, I'm sorry. There’s ironically supporting someone and then there’s just supporting Callum. I've a number of thoughts about Callum, and none of them are exactly what I'd describe as supporting. Or ironic, I hope. He just really irritated me and I can’t exactly say why. I don’t think I’ve ever cringed every time a housemate appeared on screen before Callum came along (maybe that’s why then). And when he did come along, Callum at first seemed like a vaguely normal human being.

Until he met Jackie Travers, that is.

I’ve got a very slight bias for Jackie Travers, I'm not sure if you've noticed. And when she first heard Callum’s (actually not true I don’t think?) claim that he slept with a mother and a daughter once, boy, did she not let go of that. I've erased much of it from my memory but I don't recall it particularly changing my opinion of Callum, more so strengthening my love for all things Jackie Travers and her fractured hand-induced.. ness. And from then on a rivalry was born which was made stranger by him attempting tirelessly to do her daughter all through this, and yes I’d much rather focus on this than the Callum-Dexter rivalry because neither of those two people are really any good at just generally existing as people when I think about it.

So yeah, Callum was incredibly awkward and also incredibly up for a bizarre feud or two. Like, he had his stand-out moments in his confusing relationship with Charlie Travers (“soar”, and that’s more or less the end of the list) but whilst some use that as a reason for his brilliance as a housemate, they made me want to glue my eyelids shut more than anything so? Oh, and speaking of wanting to glue one’s eyelids shut, he did done a striptease for some reason (…trust me, there was nothing there to tease). I just feel sorry for anyone who was eating during that particular moment, because it wouldn’t have stayed down long. Callum also had a nice friendship with Sam which was actually only nice if you liked either Callum or Sam, or both, or could actually even bare them as housemates. Or as people. I liked neither and therefore their friendship made me want to vomit just as much as Callum’s striptease did.

And then he started playing with knives and plotting to smother Dexter in his sleep and stuff and he was evicted over Hazel and it was glorious? God bless Dexter’s fan base (that couldn’t get Sam out at the twenty two odd opportunities they had to do so (over Dan and Sophie lol) or get behind him enough to win). As I said, I don’t have positive feelings towards either of them, but Dexter only made me want to stick my foot through the TV a couple of times a week, not every minute of the day like his foe did. Which is nice.

So that was Callum. I’m off to puke.

I'm saving Lauren and I'm assuming the only reason she was nominated in the first place is because Jake didn't read the rules.

Soar! (out of this ranking please)

[Jake.]

'I'm saving Lauren and I'm presuming the only reason she was nominated in the first place is because Jake didn't read the rules.'

what

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Jake.

yeah I kinda didn't understand the whole nom thing and ended up putting a few on the block who I actually like

(yeah basically I'm hoping one of these is Lauren)

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by MB.

(yeah basically I'm hoping one of these is Lauren)

Oh yeah, I don't know what I was doing tbh considering she's probably in my top 3 of BB13

[Shaun]

don't drink and do tibb rankdowns, kids

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Isaac Stout - BB10:



Two days. Two days. Isaac came in the house at a ridiculously late stage of the game after BB10 had what about seventeen housemates what walked? (Slight overreaction know). He came in and I along with many others I expect hoped for fireworks. His ex-girlfriend was then the notorious maneater Noirin who had charmed her way into the hearts of Sree , Marcus and Siavash. (Yeah she was the female equivalent of Pete from BB7). But. She had a boyfriend. His name was Isaac Stout. Isaac came in the house and did some slight dragging of Siavash as he was raged by him and Noirin it seemed. It wasn't fireworks though more like a sparkler. He then basically sulked around for two days refusing to get to know any fellow housemates really apart from his ex-girlfriend (Hello this is big brother?).

Queen Noirin then had to say a sad goodbye two days after Isaac had entered the house and Isaac pretty much decided that this was his end of his big brother journey. So it was goodbye Isaac after not that much longer than 48 hours in the house.

I save Tom

Isaac write up now up

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

JESUS CHRIST @ the horror of these noms

cut Zoe save Adele

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212. Zoe Birkett (BB15) [I'll trust Shaun's judgment that she's 212]



I know some people are probably excited to see the back of Zoe because she's BORING (does this even mean anything since the word is used so haphazardly in modern day BBUK?) but I actually find her really ****ing annoying so I'm glad she's out! We all know the story, she was some singer who was on Pop Idol and she acted like she was an actual celebrity or something even though she used her talent to sing-narrate a Biannca lap dance (let's get Biannca out soon btw), and then she made a comment about how Tesco workers can't keep up with her ~glamorous lifestyle~ and her ~exciting stories~ I mean, the whole thing was blown out of proportion because this show has turned into a constant feedback loop where all of your character flaws are exploited to death, but Zoe was up her own ass and thought she was a hot shot so I didn't really care! And then she got evicted and everyone forgot that Zoe Birkett existed.

I'm saving Adele because she duh, it's Adele.

k here's Zoe.

[Black Dagger]

Stuart will be up when I muster up the energy to talk about him.

[LukeB]

putting picture of Tesco for Zoe

[EspeonBB]

Adele being saved <3 I was gonna save her but I figured Macie would anyway and Sunshine needed my help