[Epic.]

Hurricane Sue > Brandi Glanville

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Robert.

Hurricane Sue > Brandi Glanville

well this is just incorrect I'm afraid

[Jake.]

We’re nearing the end

[Shaun]

there are actually only 5 more nominations rounds

[Macie Lightfoot]

save Sada cut Helen

[Babayaro.]

Saved Jason

Axed Laura

Literally my most CBA write-up yet. So, Laura was...rubbish?? She had a really strong Welsh accent, looked a bit like Peter Kay and stayed in bed all day. I'm pretty sure she was one of the launch night favourites (btw she's basically Pie face in a wig) but got evicted in week 5, so poor ha I guess. That's it, bye.

[Babayaro.]

I guess I didn't save Jason then!

[Babayaro.]

Save Ahmed, eliminate Darren.

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Xmas_Pudding

Save Ahmed, eliminate Darren.

Saved Ahmed bc he's a BB legend and I axed Darren because...well, I had to. I have not watched BB1 so I can't really say much about him, but wasn't he a bit miffed that Nick hadn't shown him any names lol? So I guess he was quite funny??? Oh and he finished third so well done him

[Macie Lightfoot]

She's Laura she's fun she's the only Welsh one

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

She's Laura she's fun she's the only Welsh one

She's a ledge

[Headie]

Just because it was you, GOD

[Shaun]

Hmm ok thanks everyone for giving me 9 different series of votes to have to update!

[Jake.]

71st: Federico Martone


Queen of revealing that Michael Jackson had died to Noirin, I guess!

From what I’ve gathered, Federico seemed nice and funny, if a tad catty (claiming 9 out of 10 Newcastle women are “slags”), who’s settled down with a wife and runs a clothing business with her.

He was the 4th to be evicted and landed Channel 4 in a bit of bother after describing the show as “a bag of wank” live on RI:SE (only for presenter Iain Lee to apologise and have the quote repeated by his second interviewee Coolio).

Across my Google travels of trying to find out more stuff about him (Wiki is useless as always), I’ve discovered that four of his aunts were at war over a Ł1,000,000 bingo win, after they agreed to split it four ways if any of them happened to win. When one of them did win, she went back on her word and instead offered then Ł2,500 each. Get her in CBB!

[Babayaro.]

Frodo Baggins

[Daniel-X]

Sree Dasari:



Sree has been saved time and time again (yes I'm looking at you Marc! Why can't you be at LIDL when nominations are on!) and I really do not understand why at all. He is singlehandedly one of the most annoying housemates of all time and has little to no redeeming qualities about him. He's about 200 places too high and I'm ****ing fuming about it. Although I can't remember much at all about BB10, I did rewatch the first couple of weeks about two years ago and oh my goodness Sree was soooooo irritating and so draining. Everything from the voice to the constant need for attention to the infatuation with Noirin (it's criminal that she's out before this tool), he was insufferable. I get why he appeals to some people because he as kind of complex personality and a huge mess tbqh during his time on the show but I just didn't find it entertaining in the slightest, in fact I found his erratic and borderline psychopathic behaviour quite unsettling. I feel bad for the guy he obviously had some mental health issues going on (which has been highlighted post show with the whole attempted suicide) but he never should've been cast in the first place. I try and sympathise with him I really do but I just can't stand annoying housemates, give me a nasty little **** over an annoying one any day of the week.

(This would and should have been up like three hours ago but the server kept crashing!)

[Epic.]

70. Kate Lawler


Okay so for the first female winner I don't really care for Kate:/ She's a nice person who was minorly funny when she was drunk but she comes from the first four series of the show, which are so monotone and she's an example. She's a serviceable winner but accomplishes very little for me. My favorite thing about her was probably her love/hate thing with Alex of getting handsy and flirtatious with him only to nominate him every opportunity she got; That's The Way Uh-Huh Uh-Huh I Like It

[Jamie89]

I remember people saying things like 'a woman will never win a show like Big Brother' which seems ridiculous now but it was 2002 and there was no precedent and I think a lot of people just assumed that women wouldn't vote for other women to a large enough extent. It was a strange time. But anyway Kate broke the glass ceiling (and prevented Johnny from winning which would have been horrendous)

(And I think she was really drunk during her winners interview which is a bit iconic? )

[Cal.]

Yeah Kate was really drunk during the final

They had a bowl of cider which they kept dipping cups into iirc

[Shaun]

5 more writeups folks! (including me)!

[Cal.]

'OH I COULD SMACK HER ONE' after her argument with Narinder

[Jamie89]

Didn't she have a massive fit once because Narinder called her salon 'Crappy Cuts' instead of 'Classy Cuts'

And 'I like blinking I do' is a classic

[Jake.]

“every single TOWIE housemate has been an absolute horror”

@ you remembering Lauren ****ing Goodger and not Gemma

[Black Dagger]

OMFG. The GC </3.

I pretend that she was far too good for that show x

[Jamie89]

Darren was a bit of a ledge, he had the most hilariously bad nomination reasons He was the one who went through Nasty Nick's belongings to find all the pieces of paper that exposed him, he was a closet gay, actually that's all I can really remember about him.