[Jessica.]

I am saving myself for marriage

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i wish i had a bf like imagine having dick on tap

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Scott

i wish i had a bf like imagine having dick on tap

Sounds like heaven.. But never mind a bf, I want a tap which supplied endless hot guys who were interested in me tbh.

[Marsh.]

[Liam-]

Although, they wouldn't even need to be hot, just have a dick and a pulse and be over 18 and I'd be happy.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i have a dick and a pulse

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buy me alcohol and we'll talk

[Liam-]

I'll buy you vodka if you meet me behind mcdonalds for a nosh, deal?

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yall joking but that is something i would do irl

[Liam-]

Bitch that's something I have done irl, minus the alcohol.

[Jessica.]

I went to McDonald's earlier and I meant to say chicken legend but I ordered chicken selects instead

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

last year when i did stuff with this guy and he gave me 2 pills welp

like i didn't do it for the pills but he offered i think he was a dealer or s/t

i just sat in plug all night with josy and roy listening to some 4 hour dj set

that was a surreal experience

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Scott

last year when i did stuff with this guy and he gave me 2 pills welp

like i didn't do it for the pills but he offered i think he was a dealer or s/t

i just sat in plug all night with josy and roy listening to some 4 hour dj set

that was a surreal experience

I tried poppers for the first time this year, they were weird and I nearly threw up all over the guy.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

I tried poppers for the first time this year, they were weird and I nearly threw up all over the guy.

they are so ****

i found some in my drawer the other day they just gave me a banging headache

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Scott

they are so ****

i found some in my drawer the other day they just gave me a banging headache

They're so gross, he was like 'they'll make you feel amazing' but after I took them, I was just like 'you move again and I will throw up all over you' so he was laid here for like 5 minutes with me sitting on him just being still waiting for the effect to go away

[Jessica.]

My boyfriend gave me my first alcohol, but it was nasty, so there's that.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i love embarrasing sex stories tbh

my worst doesn't even involve sex i was at this guys house and i was supposed to be staying over but i got too drunk and vomited on him/his sofa oop

[Liam-]

Same, I've only got two but both involve puke

[Jessica.]

Pills are scary, why would you even take pills?

I have no embarrassing stories because I am pure and I am saving my first kiss for my wedding day like Jill in 19 Kids and Counting

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

idk i was pretty reckless back then i wouldn't take them now

but i took both and they had literally no effect on me anyway so idk

[Jessica.]

One time my friend asked me if I wanted an E in my Work Experience class when we were like 15 and I said no thank you and she said "more for me" and there was a picture of a butterfly on the E

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

One time my friend asked me if I wanted an E in my Work Experience class when we were like 15 and I said no thank you and she said "more for me" and there was a picture of a butterfly on the E

That actually sounds like a pretty pill

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

[Marsh.]

This one time at band camp...

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

This one time at band camp...

You shoved a triangle up your jaxie?