[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Ever had bi-curious thoughts about Des O'Connor?

No.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

Did you know there is a feature that lets you quote multiple posts at a time?

GAWD, Miss Mollie, this is his hotseat, he will answer his questions how he wants, isn't that correct Mockinator?

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jords

If Jedward asked you to be their 3rd member what would you say?

I would say yes, it's easy money and I would imagine great fun.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Is Marc named after Marc Bolan or Sheila Ferguson?

Sheila Ferguson definitely.

[Maia]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

GAWD, Miss Mollie, this is his hotseat, he will answer his questions how he wants, isn't that correct Mockinator?

I asked him not you

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jords

Would you ever consider spanking Simon Cowell?

I don't know about spanking but I think violence could be involved.

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

Did you know there is a feature that lets you quote multiple posts at a time?

Interesting that Mollie, I know it's there but whenever I do it it always take absolutely ages for me to submit the post. Mind you replying to 2 or more posts at once,I would likely run out of characters.
If I only quote the one it is fine but multiple quotes somehow have never worked for me at all on here.

To The Mockinator, loving your answers,at most of them I am really laughing at them. Excellent.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jords

What is your opinion on Portugal?

A great country away from Christiano Ronaldo and there Police.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Redway

Would you rather shag Ashleigh or Caroline?

Caroline.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jords

Coldplay or Maroon 5?

Coldplay, Maroon 5 are a bunch of posers imo.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jords

Do you get down low on the dancefloor?

I try but it's like watching Joe Calzaghe on SCD all over again.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Doogle

If Madonna flashed her tits at you would you report Harry?

Yes.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jords

Why is bread called bread but toast called toast?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Marc

Would you rather see Madonna's blue waffle or Pete Burns' anus

Madonna's blue waffle anyday of the week.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jords

Megan is missing. What do you do?

Call The Police while also carrying on my own investigation.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Mollie.

I asked him not you

Don't you get snappy at me Miss Mollie, or I'll be making sure you get MOCKED.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Redway

Have you ever smashed piss?

No.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jords

Whats your opinion on uniformdating.com ?

It sounds sexy, but I don't like dating sites as you could meet someone that is completely different to what they portray themselves on the Internet.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Marc

Did you also have to look up what smash piss was?

I have an idea what it means.

[Vanessa]

Who's your fave BB13 housemate and why?

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Do you feel Jords' constant bullying of me warrants him being banned?

Nah as it's no big deal.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jords

Lucas is a slag, correct?

Correct, he treats his customers with respect unlike Scott.

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

Nah as it's no big deal.

It is a big deal, I go to bed crying every night because of his verbal abuse

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

Jords is a massive twat, correct?

Yes, but we need massive twats on the Forum.

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Black Dagger

It is a big deal, I go to bed crying every night because of his verbal abuse

Awwwwww! Come here!