[Amy]

Morning all
Boris free at the moment but keep your eyes open troops

[Stu xxx]

i here ready and waiting just incase the little mink pop up!

How are you today Amy? xx

[Amy]

I'm fine Stu, very well! Smoke free and loving BB4

[Stu xxx]

good good - haven't seen you as much as usual round here xxx

i'm going to try and give up smoking friday after my last ever a level xx how many did you used to smoke a day? x

[Amy]

Quite a lot anything up to 20 a day It's not that bad giving up really i thought i would be smoking again by now but i don't even feel like one
I haven't been around for a bit i'm into BB so badly that after work i'm straight to the TV for the evening

Still no sightings of Boris

[Stu xxx]

well i usually smoke an average of ten a day so if you can do it i'm sure i can x well done your an inspriation x

Make sure you do drop in a lot and hello x instead of rushing straight to the tele xx

[BusyBee]

We seek her here, we seek her there just where is that Boris hiding this fine day

Will she sneak up and catch us napping
No not us lot our eyes are watching.

WHERE ARE YOU BORIS - WE MISS YOU.

[Kaz]

Afternoon, troops.

Good to see you on duty here today, Sergeant Amy - congratulations on still being smoke-free.

Evening shift at the ready? This is usually the danger time when we can expect Boris to appear at any time, so be on your guards!

[kaphc]

There's EIGHTY-FIVE pages on this thread!
Will it survive or will it be dead?
On other posts we talk about Fed
But this one is the longest I've read!

[Stu xxx]

as anyone noticed the sneaky Boris always posts either when BBLB is on and Big Brother is on??? I think she may be trying to catch us out! Everyone be on their guard xxx

[BusyBee]

Standing in my sentry box at attention and ready for the sneaky arrival of Boris - she cannot beat us her trusty protection army. We shall be there when needed.

[Stu xxx]

well no posts during BBLB! I want everyone on Red alert for tonights programme! I think she may strike x

[Kaz]

Attention troops!

[marquee]BORIS IS IN THE BUILDING![/marquee]

Be alert!!!!!!

[BusyBee]

Is Boris trying to catch us out by sneaking up on us - she will not succeed.

[Boris]

I have been RUMBLED !







A tough old day
But pleasant as well,
Then the journey home ,
Was the journey from hell.

I'm oh so tired ,
Too tired to be here,
So I'll check on the Troops,
Then be gone,
Never fear.

The Irish malt,
Single if course,
Has eased my throat,
'Tis no longer hoarse.

After posting here
I'm away to my bed,
I'm too tired to be here,
Yes,
That's what I said !


Sad isn't it !!!!!


Night night troops....Attenntion

[sweetlittlesara]

Woah Boris there you are

Troops are out for you tonight!

Had a good day?

[Kaz]

Boris! We've been expecting you.

Sorry to hear you've had a hard day, but a few drams of the 'amber nectar' will be sure to put you in fine fettle for tomorrow.

Take it easy tonight . . . . . . that's an order!

[Boris]

I will captain....

I always do as I am told !

[BusyBee]

You thought you could sneak up on your loyal troops Boris - shame on you.

Sorree you had a bad day
Tomorrow will be better that's what I say
Another day nearer to the week-end
Just ironing to do and socks to mend

A good night's sleep will sort you out
Make you feel better without a doubt
Travelling to work is a real big chore
Hope nice to get back to your own front door.

But looking forward to joining us her
Boris is around we'll give a big cheer
She'll try to catch us out we know
Cos she's a proper little so and so.

[Stu xxx]

Don't believe a word of it! Everyone be one there guard do NOT be fooled by this shameless Bluffing!!! xxx ATTENTION!

I think I'll find another way
There's so much more to know
I guess I'll die another day
It's not my time to go

[rachb]

just for you Boris

All tucked in and roasty toasty,
Sending a kiss goodnight,
Close your eyes till morning comes,
Happy dreams sleep tight.

[Stu xxx]

DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD RACHB!

I want the good life
But I don't want an easy ride
What I want is to work for it
Feel the blood and sweat on my fingertips
That's what I want for me

[Kaz]

Morning, troops!

The 'Kiss of Death' is alive and kicking.

[Stu xxx]

good morning and it looks like Amy was being a little liar and in fact i had been the last to post before TIBB temp died! x HAHAHA! Least it was not the one we call Boris! x

[BusyBee]

Good for you Stu - us loyal troops will not let Boris down. Just imagine if she had been - we would never have lived it down.

Anyway ......

Friday’s here hip hip hooray
The week-ends round the corner that’s what I say
A day spent listening to solicitors talk
Trying to take notes it made be baulk

But that was yesterday and sense I must make
Of those notes I struggled so much to take
So a duty spent protecting this thread
Is something I’ll not look to with dread

Us loyal troops sure deserve a break
So tomorrow and Sunday a rest we’ll take
But beware Boris you’ll not catch us out
We’ll stay on guard without a doubt.