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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,266
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,266
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Siavash gets ready to say goodbye
A sleepy Siavash was summoned to the Diary Room this morning and shuffled in wearing only his duvet, and with only one eyebrow.
"Big Brother has provided you with some fresh underwear," he was informed by Big Brother, who confiscated all Siavash's clothes yesterday in exchange for returning £10,000 to the prize fund.
Siavash promptly lifted the underwear to his nose and took a deep sniff. "Beautiful," he told Big Brother. "How do I take a shower? Just in my underwear?"
"Yes Siavash," confirmed Big Brother. "How are you feeling today?"
"Great!" announced Siavash. "Judgement Day! Bring it on. Ready to rock 'n' roll. You know how everyone will always say 'I'm happy to leave' and stuff? Honestly, seriously, between me and you, I would leave a happy happy happy man.
"Not much left to do, seriously," he continued. "I've got everything I wanted to get and loads on top. I'd be very very happy to stay, but if I do go I still know there is a few people out there who think I'm rock 'n' roll. Perfecto. Been in the House, done all the Tasks, got all the experiences I wanted to get and a lot more on top.
"I think I'm one of the lucky ones in the House," he mused. "Because I went through a lot of different emotions and stuff in the House. Lots of different situations. I've always said to myself, 'If I was in this situation, this is what I'd do'. And then it's like, showtime: what you gonna do?"
Siavash looked like he could have rambled about his experiences all morning, but Big Brother had had enough.
"Siavash?" Big Brother interrupted. "Big Brother wondered if you could do Big Brother a favour?"
"I'm not gonna change my underwear here," said Siavash immediately.
But thankfully Big Brother just wanted him to collect some lunchboxes from the House.
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28-08-2009, 10:52 AM
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