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BB6 Chat about Anthony, Eugene, Makosi and the rest of the Big Brother 6 housemates. |
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I've read this on DS:BB and laughed all the way through!
Anthony: Becomes a Hollywood actor, starring in films such as Star Wars Episode 12: Revenge Of The Wookiees, King Kong 10 and Sunday Night Fever. Craig: Lives in a Mental institution after stalking too many Hollywood actors... Derek: Becomes Prime Minister of the UK and declares war on America for refusing to ship in some Californian Wine. Eugene: Becomes head of Science at Oxford University, nicknamed Mr. Eugenius. Kemal: Becomes a macho, thuggish bouncer at Chinawhites. Criticised by many for becoming too manly. Kinga: Becomes a world famous singer, outselling U2 and headlining Glastonbury, V Festival, Reading, even Download. Lesley: Settles down at home in Huddersfield with her tenth child from her fourth (or fifth, I've lost count ) husband. Makosi: Finally becomes ambassador for the UN, after 10 years of rejection. Mary: Hasn't been seen since she left the house that May evening in 2005. Maxwell: Gets divorced by Saskia after becoming too drunk and too violent. Returns to his life of drinking, watching football and beating innocents up. Orlaith: ...still showing her arse to cameras... Roberto: Becomes the new host of Ready, Steady, Cook, as well as opening a chain of worldwide restaraunts called Mother Funky Food. Sam: Becomes a manager for male porn, and all the girls who watch it instantly worship her. Saskia: Drums for far-left wing band Marx Incarnate, and marries the frontman, who is practically the opposite of Maxwell. Science: Becomes Mayor of Leeds, as well as manager of EMI and Mean Fiddler. Vanessa: Now owns the rights to Harribo. |
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hehe the vanessa 1 made me laugh
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lol about vannsa
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i think the kemal one is quite funny lol , being macho , thuggish bouncer at chnawhites , criticised by many for becoming too manly , as if he could become to manly , he's much more femine than manly so i doubt that's gonna happen i would love it if he did though it would shut everybosy up then , bless him awwwww
and craig living in a mental instituation after stalking too many hollywood actors that one cud actually be true and it wudn't surprise me if it happen to be honset with you , craig is gagging for it of anyone really , people critcise kemal in the skip what about craig and him sleeping 40 guys does that not count then and it's true that i aint making dat up either , so i think that craig cud end going mental much sooner than you think and it well deffo happen before 2015 more like 2006 ? 2007 |
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Ok.
When did Craig sleep with 40 men? I never read about this. |
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GOD IT WAS ON A PAGE WITH ALL INFO ABOUT HIM THAT IS WHY CRAIG CANT COMMENT ON KEMAL'S LIFE
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CRAIG ADMITTED TO SLEEPING WITH 40 GUYS THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO TURN AROUND CALL KEMAL A DISGUSTING TRAMP , CRAIG IS SO HYPROCRITICAL AND GLAD MAKOSI'S HUSBANDS HERE TO BACK ME UP ON THIS STORY AS I AM NOT MAKING IT UP BUT YOU BELIEVE WAT YOU WANNA BELIEVE
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No need to be so defensive and post in caps
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O_o Calm down.
But that's a funny article. Marx Incarnate... LOL! |
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