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Old 14-10-2011, 04:18 PM #1
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Twas the night before Eviction, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Jay arose from his bed, sneaking out with great care,
Into the Kitchen, with his arse all bare.

The others were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
Never suspecting for even one minute,
That Jay opened the freezer and crapped right innit.

Next day to their horror, a foul stench was detected,
but all was hushed up, as Jay is protected.
However every villiain always gets what's due,
Jay was outed by Aaron for doing a poo!
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Twas the night before Eviction, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Jay arose from his bed, sneaking out with great care,
Into the Kitchen, with his arse all bare.

The others were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
Never suspecting for even one minute,
That Jay opened the freezer and crapped right innit.

Next day to their horror, a foul stench was detected,
but all was hushed up, as Jay is protected.
However every villiain always gets what's due,
Jay was outed by Aaron for doing a poo!
..allegedly...allegedly....allegedly....LOL
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..allegedly...allegedly....allegedly....LOL
- awaits Jay's lawyers -

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Twas the night before Eviction, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Jay arose from his bed, sneaking out with great care,
Into the Kitchen, with his arse all bare.

The others were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
Never suspecting for even one minute,
That Jay opened the freezer and crapped right innit.

Next day to their horror, a foul stench was detected,
but all was hushed up, as Jay is protected.
However every villiain always gets what's due,
Jay was outed by Aaron for doing a poo!


Great stuff Kate.
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Disclaimer, in case Jay sues me, and his lawyers get me for plagiarism...... some parts of the poem are taken from "The night before Christmas". The parts I have bolded are my own work. lol.
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Disclaimer, in case Jay sues me, and his lawyers get me for plagiarism...... some parts of the poem are taken from "The night before Christmas". The parts I have bolded are my own work. lol.
Behave yourself Kate. Jay wouldn't even know what plagarism is - far less go to a lawyer about suing you for it.
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Behave yourself Kate. Jay wouldn't even know what plagarism is - far less go to a lawyer about suing you for it.
lol Pyramid, yes, the word has more than two syllables so I am sure you are right

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Behave yourself Kate. Jay wouldn't even know what plagarism is - far less go to a lawyer about suing you for it.
..yes Pyr, he's not the brightest of button...swear to god I think Anton pointed at Aden and said 'Put that t*t in the freezer'......well you can see where the confusion came from.......
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Disclaimer, in case Jay sues me, and his lawyers get me for plagiarism...... some parts of the poem are taken from "The night before Christmas". The parts I have bolded are my own work. lol.
I think you'll be fine, Kate. I doubt there's a lawyer in the land that'd touch that one. Good poem, incidentally.
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I think you'll be fine, Kate. I doubt there's a lawyer in the land that'd touch that one. Good poem, incidentally.
Livia!!!!! I haven't seen your lovely self around here for weeks.....have you come for the hang..eviction....
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Here is a limerick for you....

Jay the dirty old geezer
one night took a sh*t in the freeza
as he slammed the door shut
he went off his nut
co's he caught both his balls in the freeza.
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Here is a limerick for you....

Jay the dirty old geezer
one night took a sh*t in the freeza
as he slammed the door shut
he went off his nut
co's he caught both his balls in the freeza.
Genius, rofl. Well done JH.

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As Jay ate bananas he said
i want proper real food now instead
you bought baccy and beer
shouted Jem without fear
as she tucked into bacon and egg.
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Antons a bit of a runt
most folk on here would say ******
when he slithers and slides
out the house friday night
i hope Aaron shouts get out you ******
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When Emma see's Anton on bots
she'll smack him around lots and lots
the crowd will all cheer
kick the sh*t out him dear
as Pete Burns rams his heel in his crotch.
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