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6 Jun 2006

CHANTELLE is talking to OK!.

She has done a lot of talking to OK! of late. Very soon we expect to hear Chantelle Houghton saying “I do” to Preston in the magazine’s shiny pages.

Chantelle is talking about things Big Brother, and having emerged from the house a few months ago she is well placed to tell us about the ins and outs of life in the compound.

Chantelle think Bonn-eh (how soon we forget the forgettable) “had the potential to be boisterous, loud and interesting to watch”.

Given enough hooch and encouragement, we could all be laddish and shouty. Chantelle could be talking about anyone. Whether this makes us interesting depends on what the audience has been drinking.

But while we dwell on what Bonn-eh could have been, and perhaps is in her own lunchtime, Chantelle has moved on. She says Glyn is a “waste of a place in the house”.

She then moves on to talk about Nikki, a person who look like what happens if you put Vanessa Feltz on a hot wash – she’d shrink, and so would her clothes.

Chantelle says Nikkkkki is just great. “I’m really liking Niokki,” says Chantelle in the present continuous tense reserved for celebrities and McDonalds (“I’m loving it”).

As for the eventual winner, Chantelle picks Pete. And if the man with Tourette’s Syndrome does win, he can take over at OK! from Chantelle.

Especially if her wedding just happen to coincide with the end of this year’s show...

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