[Z]

Run. Hide. Or die. It's the highly anticipated remake of a Japanese classic, directed by Martin Scordezzy, that we've all been waiting for. Claudia Goth plays the titular role of Claudzeella, a c-word creature that has come to wreak havoc on the citizens of TiBB. Playing the bounteously sexual Krabi Horan, Zee Moslov tells us more about the upcoming project as we invited him in fuckoffee:

Moslov: "Ya I was working in Los Angeles when Martin Scordezzy gave me The Call (editor's note: The Call is what Scordezzy calls his genitals) and I gave him a good Krabbing (editor's note: Krabbing is what Moslov calls it when he has sex with someone) - but afterwards, before he told me I was worthless and threw money at me, he asked me if I was interested in Horan around, so I slapped him, but then he finished his sentence and said would I be interested in Horan around the start of July, Horan is one of the main characters in the upcoming Claudzeella feature so I said, well yaaaa, so next thing I know I'm in the same film as Claudia Goth and my Brother, Leon! I'm just so excited, I asked if my Bigsister could be involved but he said no which is fair enough."

ZetaNews: "So when is the film coming out?"

Moslov: "Oh ya know, sooner than you think, real soon, like not that soon but also not not soon, ya know what I mean? Ah you'll know soon enough."

More on this story as it breaks. - ZetaNews

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Will it be in HD?

[Z]

Yes it will be in HD, HD

[LemonJam]

Glorious.

[Josy]

Amazing

so I said, well yaaaa

Why did this make me laugh so much?

[Marcus.]

oh cool lol

[Livia]

".........as we invited him in *******offee"

Made me LOL.

[Z]

I'm having a really productive day today, in case it wasn't obvious

[Livia]

I want to know how I can say Scunthorpe, but not f u c k o f f e e.

[GypsyGoth]

"a c-word creature"

[Z]

Ms Goth

[Jake.]