[waterhog]

famous people and the relationship with the paparazzi - must be hell on earth 11.07.16

i am being set up like a kipper
so i am putting my case
this peace will get the slipper
the same way i do village disgrace.
it is self destruct
like someone to praise hitler or the nazi
i did not properly conduct
my downfall was my poem paparazzi.
but it is not going to deter
my balls are ginormous
the quilt i am going to transfer
self humiliating is just glorious.
this is pointless but spreading like chlamydia
of course my poetry you can criticize
to the best village i say sorry to the media
done in free poetry as this is how i exercise.



( every time i go out i can not help but see someone getting papped ? it really must be hell on earth as its so intrusive. as i am so vain i could not help but wounder, but after a 5 second think -i realized there is no story in poetry.what i want to explore is, your views on if you think you could handle being constantly hounded by the press ? your reply's do not have to rhyme. )

[Kazanne]

I'de hate to be a celeb,especially when out with family for a meal etc.nice poem Hog

[smudgie]

Yes, but half the time they phone the paps to let them know where they are.