[Boris]

SUCCESS



At age 4 success is....not peeing in your pants.



At age 12 success is . . .. having friends.



At age 16 success is . . . having a driver's licence.



At age 20 success is …having sex.



At age 35 success is . . .. having money.



At age 50 success is . . .. having money.



At age 60 success is . . .. having sex.



At age 70 success is . . .. having a driver's license.



At age 75 success is . . .. having friends.



At age 80 success is . . .. not peeing in your pants.









I was sent this by a friend....wel l it made me laugh anyway.

[Mairi]

Nearly fell off my chair, Boris!!

Thanks for a great laugh.

[Boris]

You're welcome
OOOh look you're exactly 1000 posts ahead of me ...at the moment

[Janette]

Nice one Boris!

I'm at one of the money ones but I'm not having much success yet!

[steve_o]

That was great Boris and how true as well, well for me anyway thus far in life, still struggling hard with the dosh bit though.

[Boris]

Hmmmmm....

I 'm still struggling with the money bit too,
But I'm a bit worried about what comes next

[Feebs]

Originally posted by Boris
SUCCESS


At age 50 success is . . .. having money.

Originally posted by Janette

I'm at one of the money ones but I'm not having much success yet!

Never mind Janette........you don't look a day over 45!!!!


PS No need to thank me......what are sisters for?!?

[Janette]

[Princess Pink Pants]

Originally posted by Boris
At age 16 success is . . . having a driver's licence.

That would be quite a success consdering you leagally have to be 17!!

Apart from the driving liscence I think Im on track!

[Janette]

I would assume the ditty is American, in which case it is perfectly legal to have a drivers licence at the age of 16!

[Boris]

LOL all !